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my character submission for Mr. Pinch's new name is Bob. and Mr. Pinch is a crab, not a hermit crab. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

19-Jun-2012 16:35:58 - Last edited on 19-Jun-2012 16:37:48 by Pink 4 Twink

20-Jun-2012 17:59:44

next part comes on monday. most likely, because i am with my dad and he never lets me use his computer. i should be back then. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

22-Jun-2012 00:41:42

24-Jun-2012 04:17:10

Part 7 act 2
Pinchy: and here is the entrance, Pincho
Pincho: and just as I expected the Zombie hermit crabs are here
Zombie hermit crab border control agent: BRAIINS And... wait sorry passports, Pl0x
Pincho: allow me to handle this guys. L37 U5 P455 P13453
Zombie hermit brab border control agent: * extremely drunk* lol look at them fool ass faces. I know who you is* drinks a whole bottle of Vodka* come with me, we need gladiators
Pincho: *gulp* Gladiators?? for what?
Zombie hermit crab border control agent: for dodgeball of course we are out of* sees a bunch of brains* BRAINS! no thats not it.. We are out of players to compete with Garthek! XD
Pincho: who is he?
Zombie hermit crab border control agent: only the best dodgeball player in the FoD
Pinchanya: and you want us to compete against him
Zombie hermit crab border control agent: yup
Pincho: how hard can it be?
*2 hours later*
Pincho: Oh Sht bullets flying in here? this is what you Zombie hermit crabs call dodgeball?!
Zombie hermit crabs: yup
Pincho: well where are mine?
Zombie hermit crabs: up that incredibly creepy cliff* points to a cliff that is pink with sparkles and glitter
Pincho: you call that creepy?
Zombie hermit crabs: its pink though... Pinchy: oh yeah you guys turn into ashes if you step on anything pink..
Zombie hermit crabs: anything that is pink or pretty. except brains
Zombie hermit crabs: BRAIIIIIIIINS..... * 2 hours later:
Pincho: yay, almost there *grabs the bag * and carefully makes his way down the hill and heads into the "dodgeball arena"* * kills 73 contestants with bombs*
announcer: now introducing... Bimbo the Clown
* the clown makes his way up the arena
Pincho: hola Mr. *gets hit in the face with a cherry pie*
Pincho: this means war... *charges with a hermit crab sized samarai sword*
*Bimbo throws another cherry pie but misses and hits Pinchy*
Pinchy: *licks his face off* mmm cherry * dies*
Pincho: whats with the poisoned cherry pie
Bimbo: Muahahahahahahah!!!!! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

24-Jun-2012 20:45:14 - Last edited on 29-Jun-2012 18:26:03 by Pink 4 Twink

25-Jun-2012 17:35:23

i forgot to mention. so basically Pincho and his friends were captured and forced to compete in a "dodgeball tournament." the reward for winning is explained in the next chapter. Shelly on the other hand has personal stuff to attend to so she will be absent for at least the entire rest of the chapter. meanwhile Jad is taking advantage of the confusion Pincho has started and is on his way to the hotsprings alone. Jad knows much of the forests layout so he knows where the hot springs are. he is accomponied by the bumble bee as his bodyguard, but we all know that bumble bees are extremely clumbsy. meanwhile Pinchanya is stuck in the audience because the Zombie hermit crabs are afraid she might fart and kill all the contestants. the result is a fractured group with only the slightest hope of getting reunited. this all happens in the next act of the part Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Jun-2012 05:58:15

5 hours until my birthday Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Jun-2012 06:03:30