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Part 4
* outside the FoD
Jad: go around the sign, it's the only way around
Pinchy: hey, guys, look *points to a regiment of Vampire hermit crabs* me has an idea...
Shelly: which is...?
Pinchy: we lure the Vampire hermit crabs over to the zombie hermit crabs and watch them destroy each other.
Pincho: he's right, they are in the middle of a civil war but how do we lure them?
Shelly: easy * grabs a trumpet and starts playing*
Vampire hermit crab: BLOOD...... *follows the sound and finds the Zombie hermit crabs*
vampire hermit crab: * calls his buddies*
all the vampire hermit crabs: GRRRR.... ZOMBIE HERMIT CRABS!
Zombie hermit crab: *sees the Vampire hermit crabs*
*Zombie hermit crab calls all of his buddies*
Zombie hermit crabs: GRRRRR VAMPIRE HERMIT CRABS!
*they both get out AK-47s and start destroying each other
* stray bullet hits Pinchy*
Pinchy: ah son of a *****! ow *dies*
Pincho: you killed Pinchy...
Shelly: Bastardo!
* Pinchy respawns where he died*
Pincho: Pinchy: I'M BAACK!!!! pinchpinch
bumble bee: * stings the zombie hermit crabs*
Zombie hermit crab: Ow! *dies*
* the vampire hermit crabs launch a bunch of mortars*
*explodes over the zombie hermit crabs rear flank*
Zombie hermit crab: dammit no reinforcements!
Vampire hermit crab: CHARGE * all the other vampire hermit crabs grab their swords and charge the enemy.
*Shelly sets a landmine*
Shelly: I love doing this
*Vampire Hermit crabs step on landmine killling 18 Vampire hermit crabs
Shelly: I can't believe it! a new record!
Pinchanya: *snipes a Zombie hermit crab* I can't believe Shelly let me borrow her sniper rifle! *snipes another Zombie hermit crab*
Pincho: *sneaks around the Zombie hermit crabs and pushes the sign down onto the remaining Zombie hermit crabs*
Shelly: now all that is left is the Vampire hermit crabs...
* grabs a bazooka and fires blowing up 40 vampire hermit crabs
Jad: * jumps off his stretcher and pummles the Vampire hermit crabs for revenge* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

31-May-2012 04:11:43

Pincho: Never seen Jad this murderous before.
Pinchy: it's because trolls are a very vengeful species, besides he got bit by a vampire hermit crab, so one can imagine how angry he is.
Jad: *grabs a boulder and throws it onto a vampire hermit crab*
Vampire hermit crab: OH SHT RUN!! A ****** OFF TROLL!
Jad: DIE, YOU LITTLE FOPS!! * grabs a log and rolls it down the hill, flattening 75 Vampire hermit crabs*
Shelly: yeah Jad is VERY ******.
Jad: just one left *walks up to the Vampire hermit crab commander* *smashes the Vampire hermit crab with an anvil* *calms down*
Pincho: good boy. *gives him a baseball bat* you calm.
Jad: hold on a sec *smashes Pinchy with the baseball bat* now I'm calm...
but for some odd reason I feel fine, no fever.
Pinchanya: uh oh... that means his transformation is almost complete, get him in the FoD
Bumble bee: follow me, it's pretty close
Pincho: how close?
Bumble bee: most likely only a mile away.
Pincho: you don't know, do you?
Bumble bee: not really, only the drones go there. either to bathe, or to collect water.
that being said, i don't know what kind of resistance you will face.
Pnchanya: well once we are inside, the transformation slows down. and we will have at least two hours to get Jad into the Hotsprings.
Pinchy:* respawns* finally Grim reaper how busy were you?? anyways if we hurry we might just see the total solar eclipse. Guthix, what a sight that would be!
end of part 4 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

31-May-2012 04:38:11

part 5
*Meanwhile at Castle Lumbridge*
The Duke: hey Mud916, someone is here to see you..
Mud916: who?
The Duke: something... Gates
Mud916: Bill Gates?? The duke: No
Mud916: Dammit! anyway send him in.
*Gates comes in the door*
Gates: hello, i'm Gates, I'm here with a buisiness proposal...
Mud916: go on...
Gates: how about I catch you all hermit crabs for a mere 2000 gp per hermit crab?
Mud916: Intresting...
Mr. Cook: hey, Mud, take the deal, i haven't had hermit crab in six months!
Mud916: i think i will accept...
Gates: thanks!
Mr. Cook: you sure about the price, Mud?
Mud916: I know how skilled he is from the Varrock Daily Newspaper
Mr. Cook: and since when do you read the newspaper???
Mud916: since yesterday when I turned on RS CNN
Mr. Cook: well anyway this is good news, now I won't have to hunt for them myself
anymore. Gates: so which hermit crab do you want me to catch? please don't say Pincho!
Mud916: Pincho the Hermit crab...
Gates: DERP! you said it, that hermit crab is evil! Why did you say it?
Mud916: because you told me not to... Gates: *sigh* If I have to catch him, it's going to cost triple, no quadruple rates...
Mud916: why are you so afraid of this hermit crab?
Gates: because every time I try to catch him I either fall into one of his pitfalls and die, or I catch a hermit crab suicide bomber that looks just like him and blow up, and therefore die, or I step on thumb tacks which he set and stab my foot
Mud916: doesnt sound that bad
Gates: well I have hemophilia and usually bleed to death afterwords.
Mud916: So 8000 gp?
Gates: ah, what the hell sure....
Mud916: now go get him
Gates: FOR SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNND! *runs out the door screaming "for scotland" for over ten hours
The duke: what a strange man...
Mud916: can't be worse than Mr. Pinch. Poor fool, I heard he got arrested and sent to crab jail... LOL
end of part5 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

01-Jun-2012 03:25:12 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2012 03:25:54 by Pink 4 Twink

02-Jun-2012 23:45:02

no, he's a black man who wants to be Scottish ah just immagine the stereotypes that one can add with a black man in the story... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

03-Jun-2012 05:11:20

part 6
the Duke: Hey mud?
Mud916: yes, Your Suck*ness?
The Duke: come on Why be mean to the man who saved you from the streets two years ago?
Mud916: it's not you personally, Heratio another one of my siblings has just been killed
Duke: by trolls I guess?
Mud916: correct. they, tore her limb from limb and used the meat like KFC... anyway what's this about?
The duke: you got a letter...
Mud916: from who?
The Duke: Popo...
Mud916: this should be good, that man is always trying entice me with nice stuff. I honestly think he is in love with me. hand it over..
* the duke gives Mud916 the letter*
letter: Dearest, Mud916, since we last spoke, I have not found any proof that your family is still in Gielinor, and upon the Investigation i ran into Pincho. that hermit crab is not to be trusted as he is headed for Lumbridge also be aware that my brother, Bobo is in jail for murder. another pawn in this volitile game of chess has gone down the drain, as of now I am in Azerath with Zamorak, I have been here for at least 6 months where he has been for at least 87 years, They will release me tomorrow, where I will be headed back to Lumbridge in shame at failiure, wherever your brother is, he has completely erased himself from all public records, tax codes, and public in general, this is quite a feat considering my sources throughout the land, and their connections to your family. Your, best friend, Popo
Mud916: so my suspicions are correct, Pincho is headed for Lumbridge, I must tell the guards to be prepared for hermit crab invasion i think i will set my plan into action.
end of part 6 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

03-Jun-2012 05:55:06 - Last edited on 05-Jun-2012 02:51:57 by Pink 4 Twink

03-Jun-2012 17:43:07

i am going to add his counterpart, Emo muslim, Aka me soon Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

05-Jun-2012 02:50:02

Character application
Name: Emo Muslim
Personal traits: has extreme depression, loves hermit crabs, HATES his counterpart mud916, wheres a pink skirt with hearts, and sparkly glitter, he's a great cross- dresser and infiltration, a great thief, and always has some kind of slayer task
Age:16
Friend/ enemy of Pincho: friend (and he's the only human Pincho will never pinch)
aura: Good/ Evil/ inspired by personal interest: evil ( he is a muslim after all) lol Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

06-Jun-2012 18:44:06 - Last edited on 06-Jun-2012 18:47:42 by Pink 4 Twink

application accepted!
almost forgot! mah application for the new name for mr. pinch! my decision for his name is: Clark (it's a name for pet hermit crabs, look up "hermit crab names&quot Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

07-Jun-2012 21:12:41