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in case you guys are confused. Mr, Cook owes a "debt" to every animal in Lumbridge. The robin who savagely murdered Mr. Cook, bullies him for worms because he "murdered" her babies. ( it's in quotes because the robin uses Mr. cook as a scapegoat) Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

12-May-2012 18:11:56

12-May-2012 23:31:33

14-May-2012 21:31:13

Part 3
*Pincho and Pinchy are carying Jad in a stretcher*
Pincho: ugh... who knew this troll was so heavy?
Jad: well I am a troll and i eat meat so yeah
Pinchy: There it is.. the beehive
* a guard bee sees the hermit crabs*
Guard: Grrrrr. Bumble enemy!!!
*goes and tells the queen*
Queen: Bumble Enemy? * flies out to see the hermit crabs*
the queen: HALT... Bumble whhoops bumble bee bumble forgot to bumble say "bumble" bumble before bumble bee bumble said bumble halt...
Pincho: hola bee
the queen: Pincho?!
Pincho: how do you know me?
*the queen shows him a wanted poster of himself*
Pincho: Oh guthix don't tell me Mud916 is placing wanted posters again?
the queen: bumble no bumble the bumble Zombie bumble Hermit bumble Crabs bumble are placing them up
Bumble anyway, bumble what can bumble bee bumble do for bumble you
*pincho shows the queen the wound on Jad* *the queen calls for a drone*
*the drone checks it out.
Drone: Bumble we're bumble afraid bumble we bumble can't bumble do anything bumble for bumble this bumble wound...
Pincho: just as I suspected
the queen: bumble there bumble is bumble a bumble hotsprings bumble in the bumble Forest of Doom with magical properties.
Pinchy: I bet it's guarded very well by the Zombie Hermit crabs.
Shelly: you're right, it's were they worship their gods.
Pinchanya: so the best thing to do is to kill them as they sleep.
Pinchy: but when do zombies ever sleep!
Pinchanya: their not zombies actually they've been cursed by the eclipse shell
Pinchy: that explains it then.
Pincho: regardless of the dangers, our best option is to go back into the FoD.
Pinchy:
Pincho: It's ok, Pinchy, you don't have to go...
Pinchy: Really???
Pincho: Just kidding...
Pinchy Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

16-May-2012 02:43:06 - Last edited on 30-May-2012 04:33:29 by Pink 4 Twink

so Jad needs to go to a relaxing hot springs to be cured? nice! even though it's guarded by zombie hermit crabs! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

16-May-2012 21:57:08

24-May-2012 23:57:53

Pincho: we need our favorite test dummy to try new, but very sadistic equipment that Shelly made..
Shelly: muahahahahahaha!!! Pinch pinch
Pinchy: I hate you guys...
Pincho: yeah but...
*bumble bee flies in
Bumble bee: Bumble it bumble took bumble a long bumble time to find you bumble guys
Pinchy: And who are you?
Bumble bee: No one... except the bumble bee who is going to save your ass in case things go wrong..
Pincho: hey you didn't say "bumble" before every word this time.
Bumble bee: as long as other bees don't hear me talking like this, i won't be tried for treason.. anyway, i'm your guide. follow me *flies very fast*
Pinchy: hold on you idiot we're not as fast as-*gets picked up by a robin*
Robin: Muahahahahahahah i love this job, *cheep cheep*
Pinchy: *PINCH*
Robin: YAOW! * drops Pinchy*
Pinchy: yay... ground.... anyway we're not as fast as - *Random event happens for Pinchy*
Evil chicken: I'M BAACK!!!! DEATH TO PINCHY THE HERMIT CRAB!
Pincho: hola again Mr. Evil chicken!
Evil Chicken: AH SHT! IT'S PINCHO! *tries to fly away but gets caught and eaten by Jad*
Jad: Stupid evil chicken.* poops out a dragon halberd, a verak's full set, and an extremely Pink partyhat covered in hearts, sparkles, and glitter.
Pinchy: I call party hat because it's pink!
Bumble bee: I call halberd!
2 hours later,
Narrator: Pincho and friends are almost at the entrance to the FoD
*Pincho pinches the Narrator*
Narrator: owowowwowowowowow how is this possible?
Pinchy: there it is, Pinchy can see it, the entrance. must go to entrance......
Pincho: no Pinchy don't. Zombie hermit crabs are very, very clever
Pinchy: how do you know
*Pincho shows pinchy the billboard sign*
Sign: Help wanted in the Forest of Doom..... Pinch Pinch....
random hermit crab buisinessman: opprotunities... pinch pinch * goes towards the sign and gets caught in a net*
*zombie hermit crabs come out*
Zombie Hermit crabs: BRAAAAINS..... AND SHELLS
Random Hermit Crab Buisniessman: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

30-May-2012 05:07:18 - Last edited on 30-May-2012 05:09:35 by Pink 4 Twink

the next installment of the Back Into the FoD mini series comes tomorrow Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

30-May-2012 05:09:04

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

30-May-2012 22:32:25