I have an obsession with hermit crabs especially one I made up called Pincho the hermitcrab so here we go
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Characters
Pincho the Hermit Crab: This crazy hermit crab has pinched more humans than any other hermit crab and has learned how to beg like a noob and is on a quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge.
Pinchy the Hermit Crab: Pincho's Sworn rival and is on a personal quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge before Pincho does. quite simply, he is the unluckiest hermit crab to ever live
Mud916: he is a level 87 and extremely nooby he is also the Duke's bodyguard
Popo: a level 2 noob who tries to scam Pincho of the 30 million gp in Pincho's shell and would like to spend it on his addiction to shrimp at the Grand Exchange.
Mister Clark: A crab who was unfortunate enough to get captured by Mr. Cook he is also the crab equivalant of Pincho
Mr Cook: After the last Lumbridge cook's suicide from eating peanut butter (which he was allergic to) this insane cook begins to prepare to cook his most insane dish ever. Problem is, he needs to steamfry a hermit crab to complete it.
Pinchanya: While she plays a supportive role for Pinchy. she becomes something of a lover for him. her skills as a thief have made her a much sought after asset. Which compensates for the fact that she is the world's ugliest hermit crab. Her mother fought in the Great War against the Crab Empire.
Jad: Well He is not to be confused wth a tzhaar. He is a baby troll who will eat ANYTHING raw but for some odd reason will not eat Pincho and was selected to kill Mus916 for a deal which he scammed the Tzhaar populace with since the two races have long since been allies eversince signing the Treaty of the Old Gods which allows the Tzhaar, who were once agnostics to worship Bandos, he is obligated as the youngest troll in the camp to help his allies get rid of a thorn in the Alliances side for over 50 years.
*******Continuation of list on page 3* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
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Characters
Pincho the Hermit Crab: This crazy hermit crab has pinched more humans than any other hermit crab and has learned how to beg like a noob and is on a quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge.
Pinchy the Hermit Crab: Pincho's Sworn rival and is on a personal quest to pinch the Duke of Lumbridge before Pincho does. quite simply, he is the unluckiest hermit crab to ever live
Mud916: he is a level 87 and extremely nooby he is also the Duke's bodyguard
Popo: a level 2 noob who tries to scam Pincho of the 30 million gp in Pincho's shell and would like to spend it on his addiction to shrimp at the Grand Exchange.
Mister Clark: A crab who was unfortunate enough to get captured by Mr. Cook he is also the crab equivalant of Pincho
Mr Cook: After the last Lumbridge cook's suicide from eating peanut butter (which he was allergic to) this insane cook begins to prepare to cook his most insane dish ever. Problem is, he needs to steamfry a hermit crab to complete it.
Pinchanya: While she plays a supportive role for Pinchy. she becomes something of a lover for him. her skills as a thief have made her a much sought after asset. Which compensates for the fact that she is the world's ugliest hermit crab. Her mother fought in the Great War against the Crab Empire.
Jad: Well He is not to be confused wth a tzhaar. He is a baby troll who will eat ANYTHING raw but for some odd reason will not eat Pincho and was selected to kill Mus916 for a deal which he scammed the Tzhaar populace with since the two races have long since been allies eversince signing the Treaty of the Old Gods which allows the Tzhaar, who were once agnostics to worship Bandos, he is obligated as the youngest troll in the camp to help his allies get rid of a thorn in the Alliances side for over 50 years.
*******Continuation of list on page 3* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
04-Aug-2011 17:06:56 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2015 18:37:07 by Pink 4 Twink
