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Rules of the Competition:
1) name must not be racist, offensive, or hard for me to memorize, It can be funny, or it could be "Sht your pants" gross
2) Name must be at least 5 or more characters
3) I will be Google searching the names of the names so I Don't get into this situation again.
4) names should be clever.
5) criticism is allowed but no insulting other players, hazing, threatning. And for Allahs's sake, be fair
6) All jagex rules apply
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

04-Mar-2012 01:05:34

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So how was it plagiarized: for your amusement and as a cautionary lesson for other Fledgeling Authors: Mr. Pinch was a video game character. a giant ant to be exact. I assumed it wasnt used or copyrighted and i was wrong. that and i never use google searches
lesson: always google names before you post EVEN when you dont think it's copyrighted
Why this competition is going on: I have a motto: "Be honorable and fair and the rewards will be endless"
Date of the Competition: June 1st
end date: July 2nd

reward for winner: Mr. Pinch's name will be changed to the name you choose
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

04-Mar-2012 01:17:43

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the three months will allow me to prepare and more importantly, will give other players the chance to prepare plus it will be summer vacation for me and I will be on alot more. yes its a long time but it will be worth it Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

04-Mar-2012 03:06:11

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Into the Forest of Doom Part IV
Pincho: I think we took the wrong shortcut, Pinchy
Pinchy: Guthix, Pincho! Your an idiot this was supposed to be the shortest one! we are obiously lost! :(
Pincho: Well I was going to ask for directions but look over there * sees an army of zombie hermit crabs*
Pinchy: well we might as well ask them for directions pinch pinch *runs toward the horde*
Pincho: *sigh* Guthix, What am I to do with him...
Pinchy: Hi we are looking for the altar of the For- uh oh
Zombie hermit crabs: BRAINS :| .... and shells! :) *Pinchy runs* * gets cornered on all sides
Pinchy: this might be the end..... again! :( *Pincho Throws a grenade* *explodes killing all the zombie hermit crabs and Pinchy*
*Pinchy respawns were he died*
Pinchy: Guthix dammit, Pincho! friendly fire!
Pincho: I just saved you
*Angry glare from Pinchy*
Pincho: Er.... kind of
Pinchy: *smiles* *gets crushed by a falling tree*
* Pinchy respawns where he died*
Pinchy: Guthix really hates me today... =(
Pincho: I can see why... pinch pinch
Pinchy: GRRRRR.... * gets flattened by a log rolling from the hill*
* Pinchy respawns where he died*
Pinchy: Really Guthix! :( Guthix: LOL
Pinchy: What a ****!
Pincho: lol
Pinchy: lol
Zombie hermit crab survivor: lol *gets beheaded by Pincho*
10 minutes later
*Pincho and Pinchy see a giant shrine to Zaros*
Pinchy: that must be the altar...
Pincho: I'm guessing there is going to be a huge parting gift for us
Pinchy: what's that supposed to mean?
Pincho: There obviousely going to ambush us! We must plan Pinchy * turns to Pinchy* Pinchy?
*Puts shell on the altar*
Altar: whats da code foo?
Pinchy: code?
Altar: chu must have a code to get in the sanctuary. ya dig??
Pinchy: Uhh let me think.... oh me knows uh "Shell"?
Altar: OMG HE ACTUALLY FIGURED OUT THE CODE *altar opens* Pinchy goes in and Pincho runs in with him*
???: welcome to The Place
Pincho: whats it called?
???: The Place..
Pinchy: thats the name??
???: yup!
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

04-Mar-2012 04:04:54 - Last edited on 04-Mar-2012 04:07:15 by Pink 4 Twink

Jimothey
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lol, that was a TINY bit racist when you were giving dialogue to the altar :P still funny! also now i get why its gonna be on june, thanks for explaining it. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

04-Mar-2012 04:14:43 - Last edited on 04-Mar-2012 04:18:29 by Jimothey

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a tiny bit racist is better than what those white supremisist groups do and you are welcome plus i dont want to confuse anyone im to good to confuse. im the chuck norris of hermit crab comedies... if there is such a thing Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

04-Mar-2012 04:27:25

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Hermit crabs arent That nooby at least not nooby enough to be noob story genres I think I am the only one who has attempted something of this nature in the next part to into theforest of doom Part IV Act II Pinchy meets his longlost sister Shelly who really loves to blow people up and the first hermit crab serial killer Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy! =)

04-Mar-2012 07:16:00

Jimothey
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O_o shelly is a hermit crab cannibal...? or do you mean in revenge of humans eating hermit crabs, she eats humans?
Also, i adverted your thread on a few others which are commonly used
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

04-Mar-2012 22:14:41 - Last edited on 05-Mar-2012 22:19:38 by Jimothey

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