Forums

Oh, so Jad's gonna become a VAMPIRE if he doesn't get to the bees quick! I thought he was gonna die! phew!

Just be glad that vampire trolls don't change their appetite from everything raw to just blood! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

02-May-2012 04:00:47

Chapter 10 Rush for the Cure
*At the Academy*
Ardithitine: Congratulations Mr. Pinch and Herman for your sucessful defence at the academy *messenger give Ardithitine a note*
*Ardithitine Reads the note*
Ardithitine: Mr. Pinch someone wants to see you.
Mr. Pinch: Me coming! * starts walking* *2 hours later* me almost there! *3 hours later*
*Arrives*
Mr. Pinch: yeah?
Crab police ofifcer: Mr. Pinch, You are under arrest for uhh..... *reads note* having a copyrighted name!
Mr. Pinch: omg this happens in every town I visit. *sigh* ok
Herman: NOOOOOOO!!! *tries to stop the police *gets tasered by a crab size taser*
Herman: ow owowowowowwo! *faints*
*5 minutes later* wakes up* Herman: since when do crabs get tasers?
Narrator: since I gave them tasers...
Herman: Grrrr.
Narrator: Herman looks up at the sky to figure out where the strange voice is coming from
Herman: Do we really need a narrator??
Narrator: do we really need a Herman in this story???
Herman:....
Narrator: Herman is really angry now
Herman: *face turns red* What an SOB!!! Me miss Mr. Pinch already
Narrator: but it's only been *looks at watch*..... 6 minutes!
Herman: that one minute is like 6 grueling years.....
Narrator: we need to get you set up with a councelor...
Herman: Jerk...
Narrator: off.. lol
Herman: *crawls into shell and goes to sleep*
End of part 1 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

02-May-2012 22:56:26

yeah but sunlight will kill him... and there are no caves or places to hide anywhere near the outskirts of the FoD same as in the FoD. So if he becomes a vampire he will likely die because of sunlight striking his flesh. it won't be a pretty death either, as the sun's rays strike his flesh, it will burn as if on fire. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

02-May-2012 22:57:34 - Last edited on 05-May-2012 21:44:20 by Pink 4 Twink

05-May-2012 22:07:27

07-May-2012 21:38:58 - Last edited on 07-May-2012 21:39:22 by Jimothey

id say it is like an Std it geta transfered through bodily fluids at least thats wat is is according to skyrim Chapter 2 comes tomorrow Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

08-May-2012 00:21:52

09-May-2012 02:38:02

part 2
*at a beehive
Mr. Cook: Ok, you stupid Bimbo bees, give me back my honey!!
Bumble bee: Bumble nope! * throws a grenade*
Mr. Cook: uh oh... *runs*You asked for it! * sticks his Pinky finger in the hive*
* a drone flies up to his finger*
Mr. Cook: awwww...
*the drone bites off his finger*
Drone: bumble bumble* flies back to the queen and gets a pat on the back
Mr. cook: Yaaaaaaooooo!!!!!! stupid bees! new plan sticks the beehive full of C4
* bumble bees disarm the C4*
Mr. Cook: GUTHIX DAMNIT IS THERE ANYWAY TO REASON WITH THESE IDIOTS???
* the queen comes out*
Mr.Cook: this should be good...
the queen: *gives him a note* bumble read bumble it... flies back in hive
Mr. Cook: *reads* " Bumble the Bumble jar Bumble of Bumble honey Bumble will Bumble be Bumble held bumble for a bumble ransom of 20 trillion gold pieces
Bumble failiure of bumble paying bumble the ransom bumble means bumble robery bumble of bumble your bumble kitchen."
Mr. cook: this is outrageous. how in the world am i to make that much money?!
*The queen comes back out with another note*
the queen: bumble read.... 8gives to Mr. cook
Note: Bumble use bumble your bumble brain bumble you bumble idiot!
Mr. Cook: Oh.... I know what I could do, make my signature porkroast stuffed with crab meat and ground minitaur horn pepper thanks for the tip bees!
all the bumble bees: BUMBLE YOU BUMBLE ARE BUMBLE WELCOME!!!!!
Another Bumble bee: Should we have told him we already robbed his kitchen?
ther queen: he"ll figure it out...
Mr.cook almost there *a robin flies down*
Robin: cheeep cheep. worm! cheep cheep
Mr. cook: here you go *another robin swoops down and takes the worm*
Robin: cheep cheep another worm??
Mr cook: sorry I'm out of worms
Robin: No... WORMS * gets really angry and gets her chainsaw and starts chasing Mr. cook around the castle
Robin: DIE MOTHERTWEETER!! cheepcheep
Mr.cook: oh sht run * runs for 7 hours*
*Robin finds him and cuts him to pieces*
Robin: yay * flies back to nest
End of part2 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

11-May-2012 01:57:55 - Last edited on 02-Dec-2012 05:34:21 by Pink 4 Twink