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Not to worry there is no prayer for pretection from Pincho the hermit crab... YET... hehehehehe! I crack myself up sometimes Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

11-Mar-2012 03:21:27 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2012 03:24:29 by Pink 4 Twink

I said plant not planet Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

11-Mar-2012 05:33:40

Part III

Herman: Sweet, My first contract
Mud916: here is the payment *gives Herman 500gp and a shell*
Herman: YAY SHELL!
Other hermit crabs in area: SHELL??
Mud916: Mr.Pinch will be your partner for this contract
what ever you do, do not let Pincho the Hermit crab
or his friends enter Lumbridge
Mr.Pinch and Herman: YES MASTER...
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2 days later
* Herman Is spotting targets for Mr.Pinch *sees Pincho and Pinchy*
Pinchy: Uh.... does anyone feel the crosshairs up to yor face??
Pincho: not really..
Shelly: MUST KILL HUMANS!!!
Pinchanya: me saw movement..
Jad: MUST SMASH!!
Pincho: Easy, Jad...
Jad:
(back to Hermin and Mr.Pinch)
There you are you son of a pinch!
*snipes Pinchy*
*Pinchy respawns where he died*
Herman: dammit: * Attempts to snipe Pincho* *misses*
* hits a tree
*tree wakes up
Tree: YOU JUST FREAKIN SHOT ME!!!
Herman: Uh oh! an Ent
ent: DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT HURT??!
Herman: DONT KILL ME,
I AM JUST AN INNOCENT WERE-CRAB!
PLEASE HAVE MERCY I HAVE A WIFE AND
20MILLION KIDS TO FEED!
tree: ah what tthe heck? *smashes Herman and Mr.Pinch*
Both Hermin and Mr.Pinch die* *respawns in Lumbridge*
Pinchy: Thanks, tree!
tree: anytime, Pinchy. *Starts smoking a joint* *goes back to sleep*
Pinchy: I told you everytree outside the FoD is an Ent!
Pincho: Pinchy, how do you know so much about the Forest of Doom?
Pinchy: It's where I earned the Platinum metal for pinching
humans during the Hermit Crab Olympics...
Pincho: Oh.... Well once we pinch the Duke,
The FoD may be our our quickest way back...
Pinchy: and at any rate, we must avoid. the bees!
Pinchanya: why?
Pinchy: because they are the size of hawks and hava a hunger
to consume the world...
Pincho: PInchanya, did you fart again??
Pinchy: Crap *Hides in shell
End of part 3 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

11-Mar-2012 19:19:04

11-Mar-2012 20:18:58

at least he respawned at lumbridge Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

11-Mar-2012 20:52:49