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Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
21-Apr-2012 04:20:40
Ardithitine: I'm surrounded by a class of idiots...
the class
Ardithitine: uhoh.. * gets punched in his face and knocked out*
5 minutes later
*Ardithitine wakes up*
*Mr.Pinch is walking into a hallway*
Ardithitine: no don't thats the slow-mo hallway
Mr.Pinch: what do you mean?
Student: i will show you *walks into hallway* *every thing is in slow motion*
Mr.Pinch: how does such a hallway exist?
Ardithitine: well let's just say our resident mage did a very cruel April Fools day joke on me and the side-effects never wore off on the hallway
Herman: SWEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ardithitine:
do you want me to expell you, Herman?
Herman: No me was complementing hallway....
Ardithitine: how idiotic could this hermit crab possibly be???
Mr. Pinch: Oh he's very stupid just looked at his IQ and it's a -700,000,000,000
watch, hey Herman, what's 1+2
Herman: Tacos!
Mr. Pinch: see?
Ardithitine: wow! never before have I had a student that stupid * looks out window
Herman the moon is out!
Herman: YAY *goes to the moonlight* Please be a dragon, Please be a dragon please be a dragon please be a dragon * turns into a tree* NOOOOOOOOOO
Bandos to Herman: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Herman: Why Bandos, WHY!!!!!?
Bandos: just in the mood to be an ******* today....
Herman: yeah? well you are really good at it
Bandos: I will take that as a complement.
Herman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..........
Mr. Pinch: LOL!!
Bandos: my job is done *goes to sleep* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
the class
Ardithitine: uhoh.. * gets punched in his face and knocked out*
5 minutes later
*Ardithitine wakes up*
*Mr.Pinch is walking into a hallway*
Ardithitine: no don't thats the slow-mo hallway
Mr.Pinch: what do you mean?
Student: i will show you *walks into hallway* *every thing is in slow motion*
Mr.Pinch: how does such a hallway exist?
Ardithitine: well let's just say our resident mage did a very cruel April Fools day joke on me and the side-effects never wore off on the hallway
Herman: SWEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ardithitine:
do you want me to expell you, Herman?
Herman: No me was complementing hallway....
Ardithitine: how idiotic could this hermit crab possibly be???
Mr. Pinch: Oh he's very stupid just looked at his IQ and it's a -700,000,000,000
watch, hey Herman, what's 1+2
Herman: Tacos!
Mr. Pinch: see?
Ardithitine: wow! never before have I had a student that stupid * looks out window
Herman the moon is out!
Herman: YAY *goes to the moonlight* Please be a dragon, Please be a dragon please be a dragon please be a dragon * turns into a tree* NOOOOOOOOOO
Bandos to Herman: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Herman: Why Bandos, WHY!!!!!?
Bandos: just in the mood to be an ******* today....
Herman: yeah? well you are really good at it
Bandos: I will take that as a complement.
Herman: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..........
Mr. Pinch: LOL!!
Bandos: my job is done *goes to sleep* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
21-Apr-2012 04:53:24
Maybe Herman's actually an ent at that time...
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
21-Apr-2012 05:02:21
lol maybe
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21-Apr-2012 05:03:39
Ardithitine: and here come the zombees, kamikasbees, bumbers and of course Marcus Cam-bee
Herman: please be able to move *tries to move but cant* *flowers start to bloom* Zombee: OHH BUMBLE FLOWER.....Braaaaains!
kamikasbee: GRRRRRR..... BUMBLE ENEMY! *crashes into the academy and blows up*
*the zombee is getting nectar from the flowers on Herman*
Herman: Oh sht! BEE! Get it off, get it off, get it off
*the nectar is poisonous*
Zombee: NOOOOOOOO *dies*
*Ardithitine is throwing knives at the bees* *kills 85 zombees*
Halo Reach multiplayer announcer: KILLDABEAST!
Ardithitine: oh sweet i got a killdabeast
what did you get Mr. Pinch?
Mr. Pinch: Oh me just got a kickass Pinchionaire *Pinches a bumber*
Halo Reach Multiplayer Announcer: Pinchbilly!!
Bumber: Hehehehehe Bumbs away!! LOL *drops a bunch of bombs on the academy*
Ardithitine: Stop bombing my academy you damn bees! * throws a javalin at a bumber.
Halo reach multiplayer announcer: HEADSHOT!!!
Ardithitine: that was easy.. *turns around and sees Marcus Cam-bee*
Marcus cam-bee: give us da damn honey foo!
Ardithitine: For the last time stop laying my academy under seige because you want some honey:
Marcus Cam-bee: But da honey foo we needs it. didja catch ma drift playa???
Ardithitine: so were talkin like rednecks today? here is a simple command: GET OFF MA DAMN LAWN AND ACADEMY!
Herman: *zombees are all over the flowers* hehe theyre droping like flies
kamikasbee: bumble flower *drops bomb and goes for the flower* bumble yay... * starts drinking the nectar* mmm.. bumble hon..... *dies*
Kamikasbee: AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *crashes into the academy wall, blows up and shatters the stone walls with the explosions*
*Sun rises*
Zombees, kamikasbees and bumbers: hehe oh yeah we're missing breakfast *flies back to the hive*
Herman: Really I should have at least transformed back into a hermit crab by now!!
Mr. Pinch: Bandos is totally unreliable these days
End of chapter 9 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
Herman: please be able to move *tries to move but cant* *flowers start to bloom* Zombee: OHH BUMBLE FLOWER.....Braaaaains!
kamikasbee: GRRRRRR..... BUMBLE ENEMY! *crashes into the academy and blows up*
*the zombee is getting nectar from the flowers on Herman*
Herman: Oh sht! BEE! Get it off, get it off, get it off
*the nectar is poisonous*
Zombee: NOOOOOOOO *dies*
*Ardithitine is throwing knives at the bees* *kills 85 zombees*
Halo Reach multiplayer announcer: KILLDABEAST!
Ardithitine: oh sweet i got a killdabeast
what did you get Mr. Pinch?
Mr. Pinch: Oh me just got a kickass Pinchionaire *Pinches a bumber*
Halo Reach Multiplayer Announcer: Pinchbilly!!
Bumber: Hehehehehe Bumbs away!! LOL *drops a bunch of bombs on the academy*
Ardithitine: Stop bombing my academy you damn bees! * throws a javalin at a bumber.
Halo reach multiplayer announcer: HEADSHOT!!!
Ardithitine: that was easy.. *turns around and sees Marcus Cam-bee*
Marcus cam-bee: give us da damn honey foo!
Ardithitine: For the last time stop laying my academy under seige because you want some honey:
Marcus Cam-bee: But da honey foo we needs it. didja catch ma drift playa???
Ardithitine: so were talkin like rednecks today? here is a simple command: GET OFF MA DAMN LAWN AND ACADEMY!
Herman: *zombees are all over the flowers* hehe theyre droping like flies
kamikasbee: bumble flower *drops bomb and goes for the flower* bumble yay... * starts drinking the nectar* mmm.. bumble hon..... *dies*
Kamikasbee: AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *crashes into the academy wall, blows up and shatters the stone walls with the explosions*
*Sun rises*
Zombees, kamikasbees and bumbers: hehe oh yeah we're missing breakfast *flies back to the hive*
Herman: Really I should have at least transformed back into a hermit crab by now!!
Mr. Pinch: Bandos is totally unreliable these days
End of chapter 9 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
24-Apr-2012 06:23:26 - Last edited on 28-Apr-2012 23:11:42 by Pink 4 Twink
chapter 10 is coming up stay tuned
With all the characters added in chapter 9 and Herman and Mr. Pinch becoming the developed killers they will soon be I am accepting new character aplications
in chapter 10 , Pincho and his friends must find a cure for Jad or he will become a vampire. on the way they will get caught up in a war between the Zombie hermit crabs and Vampire hermit crabs. and you will be emersed deeper into the storyline of Shelly's past, hermit crab law, and find out why hermit crabs pinch every human they see.
Also Nasir will be involved more directly in Chapter 10
-"Patriotism is nationalism"~ Emo Muslim Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
With all the characters added in chapter 9 and Herman and Mr. Pinch becoming the developed killers they will soon be I am accepting new character aplications
in chapter 10 , Pincho and his friends must find a cure for Jad or he will become a vampire. on the way they will get caught up in a war between the Zombie hermit crabs and Vampire hermit crabs. and you will be emersed deeper into the storyline of Shelly's past, hermit crab law, and find out why hermit crabs pinch every human they see.
Also Nasir will be involved more directly in Chapter 10
-"Patriotism is nationalism"~ Emo Muslim Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
28-Apr-2012 23:22:40 - Last edited on 28-Apr-2012 23:23:52 by Pink 4 Twink
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