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06-Apr-2012 02:45:44

part 10

*Pincho and his friends are having really good dreams*

*Pincho's dream,*
Pincho: Yay me in Lumbridge castle * goes up the stairs and pinches the duke*
Duke: owowowowowowowowoowowowo!
*Pincho starts mumbling in his sleep*
Pincho:ZZZZZZ
*Pinchy's dream,
Pinchy: Unicorns.......
Jad: zzzzz MUST SMASH MUD916!!!!!!!ZZZZ
*they all wake up*
Pinchy: what a great nap
Pincho: yup..
Shelly: is something wrong, brother?
Pinchy: other than the Vampire hermit crab, nope
Pincho: Vampire hermit crabs are a myth.
Vampire Hermit crab:
Pinchy: I think you made him angry, Pincho
Vampire hermit crab: BLOOD.......... and shells
* starts sucking the blood out of jad*
Jad: *picks up the vampire hermit crab and throws him out the window
Jad: much better....
Vampire hermit crab: what's wrong with this picture, i got thrown out of my own
home
Shelly: Pinchy, you got a bite wound on your neck.
*Vampire hermit crabs are all over him*
Pinchy: you think?!
Pincho: where are these things coming from?
*1000 more Vampire hermit crabs come through the door*
* shelly grabs her rocket launcher
Shelly: say hello to ma little friend!!! * blows up the vampire hermit crabs and Pinchy*
*Pinchy respawns where he died*
Pinchy: yup Guthix still hates me.... in other news ME BACK!!!
Pincho: there's too many!
Jad: mmmmm Kentucky fried hermit crab...
Vampire hermit crabs: uhoh! *they all run for their lives
Jad: I guess they are kinda not looking forward to being steam fried hehe
*faints*
Pincho: Jad! no! is he...?
*shelly checks pulse* Shelly: he just fainted, but the wound is deep
Pinchy: we need to get him to the bumble bees, they may hate hermit crabs
but they are great healers
Pincho: that is if they don't kill us first,
Pinchy: relax i got some honey * a giant bumble bee swoops down and takes the honey*
Pinchy: uh... anyone have a Plan B
Pinchanya: i guess i could try to negotiate with them
Pinchy: we'll give it a shot, just beware of the zombie hermit crabs
end of part 10 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

06-Apr-2012 02:52:32 - Last edited on 07-Apr-2012 04:25:17 by Pink 4 Twink

Jad gotz an owie...

I hope those vampyre hermit crabs all get eaten and sent straight to hell! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

06-Apr-2012 03:51:32 - Last edited on 06-Apr-2012 03:53:33 by Jimothey

you do realize Jad might become a vampire because of him being bitten by vampire hermit crabs also Zombie hermit crabs and vampire hermit crabs dont get along very well Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

07-Apr-2012 04:08:26

08-Apr-2012 19:21:20

10-Apr-2012 20:57:10 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2012 20:57:26 by Jimothey

Part 11
*in Osgalethe

Ardithitine: that's it breath in.. and out as you focus on your target
Herman: we know this already
Ardithitine: Every assassin knows they can focus with a ranged weapon, however you still have not unlocked your true potential, watch
*Ardithitine focuses on his target and fires* arrow causes an explosion on the target dummy*
Ardithitine: not many have unlocked their true potential, an assassin's true weapon is
patience, and discretion. do not forget that.
Mr.Pinch: so you are telling us to be patient and focus?
Ardithitine: exactly, If you are patient, you will unlock your potential. when you are patient you are less likely to do something stupid.
Herman: Megetsitnow!
Ardithitine: what?
Mr.Pinch: he get's that way when the new moon is near
Ardithitine: oh yeah that's right, it comes tomorrow.
Mr. Pinch: no it doesen't it happens tonight
Ardithitine: yeah well the moon is extremely close to the surface on Osgalethe
during a new moon.
Herman: what do you mean?
Ardithitiine: I mean that the moon will be alot closer to us. why?
Mr.Pinch: he's a were-crab
Herman: that's me!
Ardithitine: and because it is the new moon tonight beware of the zombees
Mr.Pinch: Zombees?
Ardithitine: yeah! zombie honey and bumble bees, not to mention the kamikazbees
bumbers and Marcus Cam-bee.
Herman: the NBA star?
Ardithitine: yeah on the new moon he transforms into a half human half bee.
lets not mention Mike Hug-a-bee he is also part bee, and their leader: King Kickass
Herman: that's even more nooby than mud916! XD
Mr.Pinch: yeah haven't you noticed that only the noobs are in charge these days?
Herman: yup. never used to be that way
Ardithitine: anyway you will need these *gives them daggers and blade sharpeners*
Everyone in the room except for Ardithitine: Ummmm... Uhhhhh...
Ardithitine: you know in case you need to sharpen the daggers,
Everyone in the room except for Ardithitine: OOOH! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

12-Apr-2012 00:38:51 - Last edited on 16-Apr-2012 02:43:31 by Pink 4 Twink

15-Apr-2012 15:31:17

16-Apr-2012 21:00:53

Emo Muslim works in mysterious ways....... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

18-Apr-2012 02:33:07