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* Bombs are still tropping*
Jad: you were not kidding
Bumble bee: we bumble bees have a moto: "If you cant sting it, blow it up" and we dont stop bombing until there is no trace that it even existed
* bombing stops*
Jad: so are they gone, then?
bumble bee: nah they are just getting more bombs! fire mission does not end for another week
jad: you bees really do take pride in the **** you blow up dont you?
bumble bee: yeah even the bumbers dont blow stuff up like the bomble bees, we had better get moving BEEfore they get back
jad: good idea
2 hours later:
bumble bee we will BEE at the hotsprings soon. BEE prepared for anything that resembles a ZomBEE hermit crab or vampire hermit crab
* meanwhile at zombie hermit crab HQ*
Zombie hermit crab geneal: you tellin me we gots a Troll on the loose! that brain could feed a lot of zombie hermit crabs
zombie hermit crab: yeah, Peanut butter and BRAIN sandwitches for 30 years mmmmm...
another zombie hermit crab: ugh! I am getting really sick of peanut butter and brain sandwitches...
zombie hermit crab general: TRAITOR!! *kills the zombie hermit crab with his shell*
zombie hermit crab: looks like we got another brain for our brain supply
* at Vampire hermit crab HQ*
Vampire hermit crab: sir why did we build our HQ right next door to the zombie hermit crab HQ
Vampire hermit crab general: because the idiots in high command dont know we are at war against the Zombie hermit crabs.
Vampire hermit crab:in any case there is a troll on the loose
Vampire hermit crab general: his blood could feed us for years
Vampire hermit crab: blood stew....... yummy we could eat it for at least 30 years
Vampire hermit crab general: send out some hunters
* at zombie hermit crab HQ,*
Zombie hermit crab general: send out some hunters Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

29-Jul-2012 00:15:13

29-Jul-2012 14:40:00

* at the "dodgeball" arena

Pinchanya: * in the audience* If me can reach the balcony just accross from there, me can use the microphone to kill the zombie hermit crabs
Shelly: very good, will throw a cherry bomb down the fireld to attract their attention. you might want earplugs.
Pinchanya: be the best terrorist you can be and remember: Uncle Osama wants you
Shelly: Ready, Pinchanya?
Pinchanya: ready!
Shelly: 3....2.....1.... GO!
*Pinchanya crawls on the floor to avoid detection*
*Shelly throws a really loud cherry bomb but the circular shape of the arena resonates the sound much louder deafening the zombie hermit crabs for a while*
Pinchaya: *gets up amidst the confusion and slashes a zombie hermit crab guards head off with a katana*
Shelly: she is much better than I thought... she may even be worthy
* Pinchanya goes up the stairs and climbs up the wall to the balcony
Shelly: she must have had someone train her to do that
*Pinchanya climbs up the balcony and slashes the zombie hermit crab announcer with her katana*
*Zombie hermit crab announcer dies*
*Zombie hermit crabs regain their hearing*
Pinchanya: Attention!
*Zombie hermit crabs look at her*
zombie hermit crab child: Mama, how did she get up there?
zombie hermit crab mother: me no know.
Zombie hermit crab guard: how the hell did she get up there.... BRAINS....
Zombie hermit crab mother: *points to her child* that's what she said...
Pinchanya: what is 1+2?
Zombie hermit crab: 3! the answer is 3
other zombie hermit crabs: What?!
Zombie Hermit crab: I SAID THE ANSWER IS-*gets sniped by Pinchanya*
Pinchanya: What he meant to say is " me no know" so I ask you again: What is 1+2?
* they all start thinking* *their heads all explode*
* Pinchanya climbs back down*
Shelly: Keep that up, and I might actually start respecting you, Pinchanya
Pinchanya:
Shelly: so where are we headed next?
Pinchanya: well, according to the map the Villiage Jad spoke of is Falador, so we are heading there
Shelly: I tell Pincho Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

29-Jul-2012 18:18:06 - Last edited on 30-Jul-2012 19:51:51 by Pink 4 Twink

31-Jul-2012 03:47:14

dont have that game Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

31-Jul-2012 05:25:43

31-Jul-2012 05:40:34

Character application:

Name: Pinchanetto the hermit crab
Personal traits: Big hermit crab great mind and a really annoying Italian accent
loves pinching Humans. He is an italian version of Pincho
age: 17
Friend / enemy of Pincho: Friend but he annoys Pincho and Pinchy to see what happens
Aura: good/ Evil/ inspired by Personal intrest: good
Anything else: there is an antagonism between Pinchanetto and Jad it appears they have been bitter rivals before joining Pincho and Pinchy in their quest Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

10-Aug-2012 19:02:04

*Shelly goes down to the arena to tell Pincho*
Pincho: Falador eh? Jad wants us to meet in a city that does not allow hermit crabs or trolls inside.... *sigh* pinching terrific!
Shelly: before we go we should look for people to join us, we wil be safer if we are in bigger numbers.
Pincho: good Idea
*2 hours later*
*Pincho walks past a cage*
???: *speaks in an Italian accent* Can-a you-a get me out-a here?
Pincho: only one hermit crab I know of has an Italian accent.. you are Pinchanetto of the Pinderlands, my idol, my motivation for Pinching humans, everything I have learned, I have learned from you.
Pinchanetto: Dio mio,(my god) Is-a that-a you, Pincho?
Pincho: Pinchanetto, my old friend, how are you?
Pinchanetto: Oh, It's-a very swell, This pezzo de merda ( piece of ****) zombie hermit crab crabnapped me, put-a me in a cage and-a forced poor Pinchanetto to fight-a with-a no pay!
Pincho: we need a key to get you out..
Pinchanetto: it is-a over there on top of the counter
Pincho: easy enough *speaks hermit crab incantations to get the key down*
Pincho: uga uga hermidonyo uga uga congerero! * key falls*
*Pincho Picks up the key and let's Pinchanetto out*
Pinchanetto: yay-a me free
*Meanwhile deeper into the forest*
Jad: we are finally here
Bumble bee: *sniff sniff* hmm, bumble bee smell decaying flesh and blood * get's out an M-16* Zombie hermit crabs and vampire hermit crabs
Jad: kill them..
bumble bee: I can't take them on my own
* the queen and her guards come*
the queen: Bumble you bumble don't bumble have bumble to.
bumble bee: Bumble queen?
the queen: and i am not alone
*honey bees arrive*
honey bee: couldnt keep us away from a solution to end the war that has killed so many of my kind
the queen: despite our differences we are now allies
honey bees: we are at your service****. Jad
Wasp: hold it right there! you cant keep the wasps out of this conflict
hornet: you cant leave us out either!
yellow jacket: you need our help too! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

10-Aug-2012 19:42:26 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2013 20:43:31 by Pink 4 Twink

you may notice words in parenthesees when Pinchanetto is speaking, this is a translation from Italian to English Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

10-Aug-2012 19:45:20

19-Aug-2012 21:59:56