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Part 5: a Dance with Death
Pincho: STOP YOU SONS OF PINCHES! PUT ME DOWN BEFORE ME PINCH YOU!!!!
Guard: Would you shut the hell up, so I can do my job without a he-
Pincho: *PINCH*
guard: owowowowowowowowowoowowowowo *runs to get Pincho off of him
Pincho: *Yells to Pinchy and the others* Are you guys alright?
Pinchy: Me fine.
Shelly: me too. wait, where's Pinchanya??
*guards put the hermit crabs in the same cage*
*Mister Cook opens the door*
Mister Cook: So... Here we are! you little ***** almost made me lose my job! *gives an insanely mad look at the hermit crabs.* I will enjoy watching you burn!
Pincho: It is you who will burn, Cook. At least I am famous in my village! Um... by the way, why are we so high up?
Mister Cook: I meant it to be lower but the damn chain is stuck, it won't move for another six hours.
Pincho: Wow, you really are dumb as hell. Hey look Everybody, it's a dumb ass!
*Everyone in the cage starts chanting "Dumb ass, dumb ass, you're a low-life dumb ass!"
Mister Cook: grrr......
*chain starts slowly lowering*
Pincho: oh **** my life...
Pinchy:
Shelly: dammit...
*jad is looking for Pinchanetto*
Jad: *yells really loud* PINCHANETTO..... WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!!!!?
Pinchanetto: right behind you...
Jad: what have you done?!
Pinchanetto: I had-a no choice-a. Neither did Mr. Clark! Mister Cook's treachery goes far beyond killing innocent hermit crabs. and now My family and Mr. Clark's family are hostages...
Mister Clark and Herman appear*
Mister Clark: Mud916's fired me...
Herman: me too!
Jad: where were they taken?
Herman: Mr. Cook's kitchen.
Jad: then that is where we are headed Clark, Herman, would you come with us?
Mr. Clark: seeing as you would probably kill all three of us if we don't.... sure.
Jad: that's what I thought... Pinchanetto, you are coming too
Pichanetto: I can't face Pincho...
Jad: we are going to right this wrong, whether you like it or not!
Pinchanetto: *gulp* Merda( ****)... coming!
jad: good..... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

20-Aug-2013 18:12:09 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2015 01:43:09 by Pink 4 Twink

Read up to the most recent chapter. Sad to see Jad's hand lost , but this story is still going! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

26-Aug-2013 04:35:32

Do you know nothing about a trolls incredible ability to regenerate lost limbs? Jad's hand will regenerate over a period of years. Anyways, this story is about to end. Pincho the Hermit Crab: Part two comes out on November 8th. These last chapters will leave room for a continuation of the story of an everyday celebrity hermit crab, who becomes a hero to all. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

28-Aug-2013 20:15:15

Part 6:
*Mister. cook is in the kitchen with Gates*
Mister. Cook: well done, Gates, here is your money *Gives gates 8000 gp*
*The chain is still lowering*
Pinchy: *Has an idea* we need to lessen the weight.
Pincho: Well that's easy enough! *picks up pinchy and throws him into the boiling water*
* Pinchy dies*
Pinchy's ghost: me had to say it.... Wait, Why have I not respawned yet?!
Narrator: Respawning will ruin the chapter, Pinchy
Pinchy's ghost:
Pincho: well that should slow us down a little longer.
*Mister. Cook comes back into the kitchen*
Mister. Cook: Oh sweet, one dead hermit crab!
*Meanwhile outside the walls of the castle*
Jad: Well damn, the door is locked.
Mister Clark: me still has my key, me stole it back from a guard
Jad: yay!
*Mister Clark unlocks the door*
Jad slowly opens the door*
*Mud916 appears*
Jad: GRRRRR MUD916!!!!!!!!! *Crushes mud916's skull, rips his arms off and beats Mud916 to death with his own arms* *takes the barrier fragment from Mud916's corpse*
*hides the body*
*rips off one of Mud916's fingers*
*Mister Clark sneaks up behind a lumbridge guard and stabs him with a shiv*
*Guard falls to the ground wher Mister Clark stabs him in the heart*
*Pinchanya sees Pinchanetto*
Pinchanetto: Hi-a Pinchanya!
Pinchanya *grabs a frying pan and crushes Pinchanetto with it*
*Pinchanetto respawns where he dies*
*Back in the Kitchen*
Pincho: Sht we're almost too low, me can feel the steam!
Shelly: me too
Mister. Cook: YES ALMOST THERE! ALMOST- Gets his leg crushed with a sledge hammer*
hammer* That same figure crushes Mister Cook's skull with the same hammer*
*It's Mister Clark*
Mister Clark: What can me say? Me tired of serving humans... me want to live happily!
*Jad comes in*
Pincho: JAD!!
Shelly: JAD!! YAY
Pinchy's Ghost: YAY!!!
*Pinchanetto appears*
Pinchanetto: Pincho?
Pincho: Pinchanetto? You Rescued us?
Pinchanetto: that's right, now-a lets-a get you out of that cage-a
Pincho: We still have work to do
End of part 6 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

02-Sep-2013 16:32:37 - Last edited on 17-Sep-2013 02:18:58 by Pink 4 Twink

part 5

Jad: you ready, Pincho?
Pincho: As ready as me will ever be.
*pinchy respawns next to Pincho*
Pinchy: let's finish this!
Pinchanetto: *lets his family out of their cage* me-a love-a you-a guys! And Pincho?
Pincho: yeah?
Pinchanetto: Me-a sorry...
Pincho: no matter your motives, I could never see you as an enemy?
Pinchanetto: that's good...
Pinchy: you ready Pincho?
Pincho: yes, LET THE RACE CONTINUE!!!
*Pincho and Pinchy start racing each other up the stairs
*Pincho throws a rock at pinchy*
Pinchy: Owie!
*Pinchy pinches Pincho's antennae and throws him down the stairs*
Pincho: grrr... *climbs back up the stairs and pushes pinchy into a mouse hole*
Mouse: *looks at Pinchy angrily*
Pinchy: uh oh
*mouse eats Pinchy*
Pinchy respawns outside of the hole while pincho is almost up the stairs.
*Pinchy teleports Pincho to the bottom of the stairs*
Pincho: Grrr.... *Pincho takes Pinchy's runes and teleports him outside the castle*
Pincho climbs up the stairs almost gets up the stairs, but trips over something and falls down the stairs to the bottom*
Pincho: so close...
*pincho starts climbing up the stairs again, but sees a shell*
Pincho: SHELL!!!
*Pincho is checking out the shell*
Pincho: *starts measuring everything about the shell*
*Pinchy starts climbing up the stairs again but gets crushed by a falling anvil*
*Pinchy respawns at the bottom of the stairs*
*In a brilliant move, Pincho places the shell strategically, Pinchy sees it and goes to check out the shell*
Pinchy: Shell!!
* Pincho is finally up the stairs*
Pinchy: Dammit, got distracted by the.... where's Pincho?
- Private message from Pincho-
Pincho: muahahahahaha
Pinchy: oh damn you Pincho....
*climbs up the stairs*
*Pincho and Pinchy start racing again*
*Pincho slams Pinchy into a wall*
*Pinchy tosses his shell at Pincho and dazes him*
Pincho: Deh..... Pretty colors.... *falls over*
*Pinchy starts running towards the duke but Pincho Pinches him and throws him Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

17-Sep-2013 02:47:00 - Last edited on 17-Sep-2013 02:59:55 by Pink 4 Twink

back to the stairs*
*Pincho starts running to the duke
Pinchy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Pincho Pinches the Duke of Lumbridge*
The Duke: Yaaaaaaaowowowowowowow! Get off me you blasted crustacean *Pinches The duke again
The Duke: FUGGIN AAAAAAAAOOOOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW
Pincho: YAY *starts celebrating*
Pinchy: dammit
*Pinchy pinches the duke*
The Duke: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
*Pinchy starts celebrating*
*the duke picks up Pinchy, Places him on his table, Gets out his golf club and hits pinchy with it so hard that he is sent flying to Al Kharid*
Pinchy: *As he is flying* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
*Pinchy hits the wall of the crafting shop* *dies*
*Pinchy respawns back in Castle Lumbridge*
*Pincho detonates a smoke bomb and runs away, before the duke can kill Pincho
*Goes down the stairs*
The Duke: Damn it, My programming wont allow me to go downstairs!
Pincho: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!



QUEST COMPLEETE!!!

Rewards: 70 million trillion pinching xp
700,000 questpoints
8000k shells
4000k raspberries
50 shell cleaners
500 Buckets of KFC
700 different varieties of nachos
a statue of the Duke Of Lumbridge ( in Hermit crab size)
A Voodoo doll that looks eerily similar to Duke Horatio of Lumbridge ( in hermit crab size)
( comes with a knitting needle for easy JABBING)
a giant roll of seaweed
and a copy of Pincho's favorite "shorno" Backdoor Shell Whor 5



Pinchy's reward:
ABSOLUTLY NOTHING XD Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

17-Sep-2013 02:57:48 - Last edited on 24-Feb-2015 01:20:49 by Pink 4 Twink

Thank you! Remember, Pincho the Hermit Crab Part 2 comes out November 8th. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

17-Sep-2013 23:50:08

Part 6
Pinchy: Me lost! Me didn't Even get anything...
Pincho: No, you got a friend in me... This quest has brought us together in so many ways.
Pinchy: You are right. I never would have fallen love with Pinchanya if we didn't do this quest.
Pincho: And you reconnected with your sister and I got to see Pinchanetto again...
Pinchy: let's head back down the stairs
*Pincho and Pinchy head back don the stairs*
**. Clark: For a hermit crab, you have shown me that your kind are very smart...
Pincho: Thank you Mr. Clark!
Mr. Clark: Just call me Mr. Pinch. I won't mind.
Jad: So which one of you won?
Pinchy: Pincho did.
Pincho: No, We all won.
Pincho: Pinchanetto- where you headed
Pinchanetto: Back to the Pinderlands.. have to raise my family..
Pincho: That's the first time that your Italian accent didn't show...
Jad: Im headed back to Karamja, I have to get back to my peops. I'm not sure if we will meet again, but I am very glad to have met you all!
Pincho:
*Pinchtor appears*
Pinchtor: Wait! Jad ... the Barrier fragment
Jad: oh yea... *jad places the fragment on the ground and starts walking away*
*Pinchtor picks up the fragment*
Pincho: Ardithitine?
Ardithitine: yeah?
Pincho: Here! *gives Ardithitine the 30 mill gp in his shell*
Ardithitine:
Shelly: I'm headed to Shell City. I have much to do, come visit sometime...
Pinchy: well, Pincho, let's head back to Pinchville
Pincho: GAH! ME TOTALLY FORGOT MY WIFE IS GIVING BIRTH SOON!!!
*6 weeks later*
*at Pinchville*
Pincho: Woah... Pinchville is so different, nothing looks the same.
Hermit crabs: OH MY MR. CRAB GOD!!!! IT'S PINCHO!!!
*Hermit crabs start coming out*
Hermit crabs: Sign my Shell!
Pincho: Glad to see that this hasn't changed... *starts signing shells*
*6 hours later*
Pincho: *knocks on his door*
*Pincho's wife open's the door*
Pincho's wife: PINCHO!!! You're back!!
Pincho: Am I late for the Birth?
Pincho's wife: no I'm not due for another week...
Pincho: *phew* Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

18-Sep-2013 00:11:56 - Last edited on 07-Feb-2015 23:01:26 by Pink 4 Twink

*One week later*
Pincho's wife: Oh no he's ready to come out...
Pincho:
*At the hermit crab hospital...
Hermit crab doctor: ok, we just need to do a few tests.
*does those tests on her*
Hermit crab doctor: oh yeah he's ready to come out of there
*2 hours later*
Hermit Crab Doctor: Push my lady hermit crab! Push!
Pincho's wife: *Pushes as hard as she can*
*baby hermit crab male comes out*
Baby hermit crab: WAAH WAAAAAAH... momma.
Pincho's wife: aah it's so cu-
Baby Hermit crab: *PINCH*
Pincho's wife: OWOWWOWOW!
*Baby hermit crab turns to Pincho*
Baby hermit Crab: Dada...
Pincho: hey little-
Baby Hermit crab: *PINCH*
Pincho: owowowowowoow! Look at that, honey a fine set of pinchers...
Pincho's wife: and what shall we name him, my love?
Pincho: PINCHO.... PINCHO JR. THE HERMIT CRAB!!!
Pincho Jr.: MOMA......
*Meanwhile in the Forest of Doom*
zombie hermit crabs: We shall have our revenge on the group that killed everyone in the dodgeball stadium... BRAAAAAAAINS
* Back at the altar where Pinchy placed the eclipse Shell* *A dark blue beam of light is shining vertically, above it is a shadowy darkness.
Dark Presence: OH BOY!!! TIME FOR SOME FUN!!!! RAIP!!! Pillage!!!! MURDER!!! AHAHAHA! FUN TIMES AHEAD!... BUT... Got to take it nice and slowly... Kind of like gardening. You Wait patienty, then gather your fruit... And STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB! then nurse the fruit back to health... then STAB STAB STAB some more. Ah, Anyways, I'm BACK
*Back in the Pinderlands*
*A young japanese hermit crab knocks out the guard to the shell vault and steals a shell with legs*
* back in Pinchville*
Pincho: *Talking to Pincho Jr* Hey, little guy! I found you a shell...
Pincho Jr: Shell?! *puts on the shell*
Pincho: you want to go pinch humans?
Pincho Jr: Why would me, they're huge?
Pincho: It will gain you friends.
Pincho Jr: Ok.
Pincho:*gives a satisfied smile*
*Pinchy comes*
Pinchy: you seem happy.
Pincho: I am
Pinchy: for once, let's just talk as friends
Pincho: sure
an end Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

18-Sep-2013 00:24:00 - Last edited on 02-Feb-2015 01:40:03 by Pink 4 Twink