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they use whatever building material is availaible sand is the most abundant resource for them, besides they cant lift heavy rocks that are like 1000 pounds to them
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
29-Oct-2012 23:18:30
part 2
*at the Anikarius*
Ardithitine: Excelent Mister Pinch you a-
Mister, Clark: ME SAID MR. CLARK!* Pinches Ardithitine and knocks him out for 13 hours*
*2 hours later*
Assistant teacher: um.... hi Im the assistant teacher here.
Student: where's Ardithitine?
Assistant teacher, he has a really BAD headache...
Mister. Clark blushes*
Herman: for a Master assassin, he really should have seen that coming..
Assistant teacher: he has asked that there be no Trolling in the class
random troll:
Herman: ummmmm pinchpinch, whats trolling??
assistant teacher: what an idiot
Herman: thank you!
assistant teacher: he has asked me to hand out these tests
Herman: what is this?
Assistant teacher: paper
Herman: * major brain fart* what do me do with it?
Assistant teacher: Guthix save this crab from his stupidity!
Assistant teacher: use a pencil to write on it
Herman: i* another brain fart* how do me write?
Assistant teacher: THE STUPIDITY, IT BURNS!!! * commits suicide*
*13 hours later*
Ardithitine: Now, I dont remember who hit me on the head with a sledge hammer, but rest assured, I will find this person and kill him! that being said, what effect does water have on a weapon
Student: sir? water makes all but the smallest weapons ineffective, in this instance, the assassin has the advantage, this is especially effective in taking out sentries and scouts
Ardithitine: correct! but you forgot, that water makes people buoyant, in water, you can literally, take a 230 pound man and overwhelm him, as you said his weapons are almost useless in water, but what if he lures you onto land? class is over, reflect on this, meanwhile i have to attent to my headache Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*at the Anikarius*
Ardithitine: Excelent Mister Pinch you a-
Mister, Clark: ME SAID MR. CLARK!* Pinches Ardithitine and knocks him out for 13 hours*
*2 hours later*
Assistant teacher: um.... hi Im the assistant teacher here.
Student: where's Ardithitine?
Assistant teacher, he has a really BAD headache...
Mister. Clark blushes*
Herman: for a Master assassin, he really should have seen that coming..
Assistant teacher: he has asked that there be no Trolling in the class
random troll:
Herman: ummmmm pinchpinch, whats trolling??
assistant teacher: what an idiot
Herman: thank you!
assistant teacher: he has asked me to hand out these tests
Herman: what is this?
Assistant teacher: paper
Herman: * major brain fart* what do me do with it?
Assistant teacher: Guthix save this crab from his stupidity!
Assistant teacher: use a pencil to write on it
Herman: i* another brain fart* how do me write?
Assistant teacher: THE STUPIDITY, IT BURNS!!! * commits suicide*
*13 hours later*
Ardithitine: Now, I dont remember who hit me on the head with a sledge hammer, but rest assured, I will find this person and kill him! that being said, what effect does water have on a weapon
Student: sir? water makes all but the smallest weapons ineffective, in this instance, the assassin has the advantage, this is especially effective in taking out sentries and scouts
Ardithitine: correct! but you forgot, that water makes people buoyant, in water, you can literally, take a 230 pound man and overwhelm him, as you said his weapons are almost useless in water, but what if he lures you onto land? class is over, reflect on this, meanwhile i have to attent to my headache Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
28-Nov-2012 03:40:45 - Last edited on 18-Sep-2013 00:46:17 by Pink 4 Twink
Pinchmas Special
*At the Anikarius*
Herman: YAY IT'S PINCHMAS!
Mr. Clark: YAY!
Herman: YAY!
Ardithitine: Uh... What's Pinchmas?
Herman And Mr Clark at the same time: Surely youre Joking?
Ardithitine: Uh no.
Herman: *chuckles* Every year on christmas day, Hermit crabs, crabs, lobsters, and crayfish choose a human or elf at random to pinch for the rest of the day.
Ardithitine: that does not sound like fun
Mr. Clark: Guess who's it this year?
Ardithitine: *gulp* w-who?
Herman: You. pinchpinch * starts chasing Ardithitine*
Mister. Clark: *Calls all his friends*
*2 hours later*
Mister. Clark and Herman: *Pinch* *pinch* *pinch*pinch*
Ardithitine: Ugh! I had to ask!
Herman *Pinch*
Ardithitine: OW!
Mister Clark *Pinch*
Ardithitine: OW! Really,that hurts, can you at least pinch me a little softer?!
Herman: but then we wont be able to hear the screams of the people we pinch
*Pinch*
Ardithitine: damn you, Herman, damn you to hell!
Herman: is there a Krispy Kreme there? me love Krispy Kreme! *Pinch*
Ardithitine: ow! you never know*
Mister Clark: It's ok Ardithitine, you only have 22 more hours to go, they will go by fast! *pinch*
Ardithitine: for you they will! and besides, I'm getting used to being Pinched by you two.
Herman: dammit *gets out some pliers and clamps and twist Ardithitine's skin*
Ardithitine ow owowowowowowowowowo!
Mister. Clark: nice one Herman *gives Herman a high five and then Pinches Ardithitine*
Ardithitine: Ow!
* the next day*
*Ardithitine wakes up with Scarring pinch marks*
End of Pinchmas special Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*At the Anikarius*
Herman: YAY IT'S PINCHMAS!
Mr. Clark: YAY!
Herman: YAY!
Ardithitine: Uh... What's Pinchmas?
Herman And Mr Clark at the same time: Surely youre Joking?
Ardithitine: Uh no.
Herman: *chuckles* Every year on christmas day, Hermit crabs, crabs, lobsters, and crayfish choose a human or elf at random to pinch for the rest of the day.
Ardithitine: that does not sound like fun
Mr. Clark: Guess who's it this year?
Ardithitine: *gulp* w-who?
Herman: You. pinchpinch * starts chasing Ardithitine*
Mister. Clark: *Calls all his friends*
*2 hours later*
Mister. Clark and Herman: *Pinch* *pinch* *pinch*pinch*
Ardithitine: Ugh! I had to ask!
Herman *Pinch*
Ardithitine: OW!
Mister Clark *Pinch*
Ardithitine: OW! Really,that hurts, can you at least pinch me a little softer?!
Herman: but then we wont be able to hear the screams of the people we pinch
*Pinch*
Ardithitine: damn you, Herman, damn you to hell!
Herman: is there a Krispy Kreme there? me love Krispy Kreme! *Pinch*
Ardithitine: ow! you never know*
Mister Clark: It's ok Ardithitine, you only have 22 more hours to go, they will go by fast! *pinch*
Ardithitine: for you they will! and besides, I'm getting used to being Pinched by you two.
Herman: dammit *gets out some pliers and clamps and twist Ardithitine's skin*
Ardithitine ow owowowowowowowowowo!
Mister. Clark: nice one Herman *gives Herman a high five and then Pinches Ardithitine*
Ardithitine: Ow!
* the next day*
*Ardithitine wakes up with Scarring pinch marks*
End of Pinchmas special Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
18-Dec-2012 03:22:37 - Last edited on 18-Sep-2013 00:48:05 by Pink 4 Twink
Part3
*At the gates of Falidor*
Shelly: where's Jad?
Pincho: he's almost here we wait until he arrives
*10 minutes later*
*Jad comes out of the entrance to the FoD*
Pinchy: Jad!
Pincho, we are back in buisness!
Pincho: Yay!
*2 minutes later*
*at the gate to Falidor*
Guard1: sorry no hermit cra-- *sees Jad cracking his knuckles* uh I mean welcome to Falidor!
Jad: That's what I thought. *eats a giant chunk of cheese *
guard2: but we cant just let hermit crabs into-* sees jad with his war club in hand* uhm.Nice... troll.... *runs for his life*
Pinchanetto: Jad-a seems-a very angry all-a sudden pinch-a pinch-a
Pinchanya: It's because we are so close to Mud916. still I wonder why we are going to Falidor.
Jad: WE are going to enjoy a night of debauchery and drunken three somes and let ourselves let loose. In the morning we meet with someone.
Pincho: who?
Jad: the only surviving sibling in the Mud family. he and my father are close friends. which is why my tribe has agreed Not to eat him.
Pincho: does he hate hermit crabs?
Jad: not really, he's more afraid of them. for this Pincho, in here, you must not Pinch anyone, because we are here illegally.
Pincho:
but if me no pinch someone, me die!
Pinchy: Pincho, the worst is behind us, I doubt the zombie hermit crabs have followed us this far.
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIIIINS... AND SHELLS!
Jad: that idiot zombie hermit crab has to be insane to chase us this far out of the Forest! I will go and kill it!
Pinchanetto: Jad-a Wait, zombie hermit crabs are-a very, very clever. one pinch and you become-a zombie
Pincho: If they are chasing us this far, then Pinchville is going to be a target in the future. we must warn the king. our journey has put the Hermit Crab Protectorate in danger. we must head back!
Pinchy: we've come this far. now let's finish it. The Duke will be pinched!
end of part 3 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
*At the gates of Falidor*
Shelly: where's Jad?
Pincho: he's almost here we wait until he arrives
*10 minutes later*
*Jad comes out of the entrance to the FoD*
Pinchy: Jad!
Pincho, we are back in buisness!
Pincho: Yay!
*2 minutes later*
*at the gate to Falidor*
Guard1: sorry no hermit cra-- *sees Jad cracking his knuckles* uh I mean welcome to Falidor!
Jad: That's what I thought. *eats a giant chunk of cheese *
guard2: but we cant just let hermit crabs into-* sees jad with his war club in hand* uhm.Nice... troll.... *runs for his life*
Pinchanetto: Jad-a seems-a very angry all-a sudden pinch-a pinch-a
Pinchanya: It's because we are so close to Mud916. still I wonder why we are going to Falidor.
Jad: WE are going to enjoy a night of debauchery and drunken three somes and let ourselves let loose. In the morning we meet with someone.
Pincho: who?
Jad: the only surviving sibling in the Mud family. he and my father are close friends. which is why my tribe has agreed Not to eat him.
Pincho: does he hate hermit crabs?
Jad: not really, he's more afraid of them. for this Pincho, in here, you must not Pinch anyone, because we are here illegally.
Pincho:
but if me no pinch someone, me die!
Pinchy: Pincho, the worst is behind us, I doubt the zombie hermit crabs have followed us this far.
Zombie hermit crab: BRAIIIINS... AND SHELLS!
Jad: that idiot zombie hermit crab has to be insane to chase us this far out of the Forest! I will go and kill it!
Pinchanetto: Jad-a Wait, zombie hermit crabs are-a very, very clever. one pinch and you become-a zombie
Pincho: If they are chasing us this far, then Pinchville is going to be a target in the future. we must warn the king. our journey has put the Hermit Crab Protectorate in danger. we must head back!
Pinchy: we've come this far. now let's finish it. The Duke will be pinched!
end of part 3 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
16-Feb-2013 05:13:36 - Last edited on 25-Feb-2013 22:50:04 by Pink 4 Twink
I added the Bio of Pinchanetto on page 3. go check it if you want?
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
17-Feb-2013 02:14:37
Part 4
* Mister cook respawns in his kitchen*
Mister cook: WTF ALL OF MY HONEY IS GONE?!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS * gets a flamethrower* this ghetto needz some exterminatin', Ya dig! *goes to the beehive*
** cook: Hey little bee !
Bumble bees: Bumble hi bumble human!
Mister cook: OH WHAT A GUTHIX DAMN SHAME IT WOULD BE IF THIS BEEHIVE WERE TO SUDDENLY CATCH FIRE.... * sets beehive on fire with the flamethrower*
*bumble bees start trying to put out flames but they have no water and so the bees suffocate*
Mister cook: NEXT STOP THE GUTHIX DAMN ROBINS NEST! *goes to the robins nest*
Robin: OH look who decided to show up!! How are you Mr Cook?
Mister cook: LOOKS LIKE IM HUNGRY FOR KENTUCK FRIED ROBIN! PREPARE TO DIE MOFO!
*sets the robin on fire*
Mister cook: NOW IT IS TIME TO KILL ALL THE COWS FOR SOME EFFIN BEEF!
*goes to the cow paster*
Cow milker: Hey no flame throwers allowed!
* Mister Cook lights the cow milker on fire then kills all the cows*
Mister cook: muahahahahaha!
*Goes back to the bee hive and gets his honey back*
Mister cook: NOW ITS TIME TO START KILLING THE GUTHIX DAMN RATS!!!
* Goes to the back of the castle*
Mister Cook: TIME TO BURN YOU S.O.B.S. *sets fields on fire killing 83 rats and 75 RS players*
Mister Cook: just one more thing to attend to * goes to the sheep in Lumby*
Sheep Shearer: Hey Mr. cook: whats cookin'?
Mister. Cook: Ha ha very funny you must be sooo proud of yourself to have made that amaaaazing pun!
*Burns the sheep shearer alive*
Mister cook: a much quieter place now!
Now I can focus on my new dish !
end of part 4 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
* Mister cook respawns in his kitchen*
Mister cook: WTF ALL OF MY HONEY IS GONE?!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS * gets a flamethrower* this ghetto needz some exterminatin', Ya dig! *goes to the beehive*
** cook: Hey little bee !
Bumble bees: Bumble hi bumble human!
Mister cook: OH WHAT A GUTHIX DAMN SHAME IT WOULD BE IF THIS BEEHIVE WERE TO SUDDENLY CATCH FIRE.... * sets beehive on fire with the flamethrower*
*bumble bees start trying to put out flames but they have no water and so the bees suffocate*
Mister cook: NEXT STOP THE GUTHIX DAMN ROBINS NEST! *goes to the robins nest*
Robin: OH look who decided to show up!! How are you Mr Cook?
Mister cook: LOOKS LIKE IM HUNGRY FOR KENTUCK FRIED ROBIN! PREPARE TO DIE MOFO!
*sets the robin on fire*
Mister cook: NOW IT IS TIME TO KILL ALL THE COWS FOR SOME EFFIN BEEF!
*goes to the cow paster*
Cow milker: Hey no flame throwers allowed!
* Mister Cook lights the cow milker on fire then kills all the cows*
Mister cook: muahahahahaha!
*Goes back to the bee hive and gets his honey back*
Mister cook: NOW ITS TIME TO START KILLING THE GUTHIX DAMN RATS!!!
* Goes to the back of the castle*
Mister Cook: TIME TO BURN YOU S.O.B.S. *sets fields on fire killing 83 rats and 75 RS players*
Mister Cook: just one more thing to attend to * goes to the sheep in Lumby*
Sheep Shearer: Hey Mr. cook: whats cookin'?
Mister. Cook: Ha ha very funny you must be sooo proud of yourself to have made that amaaaazing pun!
*Burns the sheep shearer alive*
Mister cook: a much quieter place now!
Now I can focus on my new dish !
end of part 4 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
13-Mar-2013 01:28:05 - Last edited on 17-Mar-2013 21:20:33 by Pink 4 Twink
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