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Jad: works for me!
All the inseects: CHARGE!
Jad's Bodyguard: we will take care of the zombie and Vampire hermit crabs
Jad: ok steps into the magical hotsprings
Magical hotsprings: Who enters ma hotsprings? god dammit, it had better be Katy Perry or a Jmod!
Jad: uh no I am neither!
Magical hotsprings: yeah yeah let me see you! a *giant microscope made out of water comes outand sees Jad* SHT! Nice.....Troll! ok for chu, i grant chu yer wish FREE OF CHARGE!! now what is it?
Jad: HEAL ME YOU IDIOT!
Magical hotsprings: ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE
Jad: Does not compute?
Magical hotsprings: please enter you wish
Jad: please heal me...
Magical Hotsprings: ERROR! ERROR! WISH DOES NOT EXIST!
Jad: Does not exist?! you are a lousy excuse for a magical hotsprings!
Magical hotsprings: thank you !
Jad: ugh, this thing is a nightmare
Magical hotsprings: that is the way the FoD Hotspring Services works, now please enter your wish!
Jad: I wish my leg and blood was cured of vampirism and infection
Magical hotsprings: ok lets see if I can find your wish... here it is it reads: ERROR!! ERROR!! and some letters that read" ruetteoiwyeoweinwpryinwy."
Jad: this is terrible costomer service!
Magical Hotsprings: Thank you! and it just seems we have found you wish.. WISH GRANTED *Jad is cured of Vampirism and infection*
*meanwhile in Lettya*
*at an Elven torture chamber*
Elf: as funny as it sounds, Nasir about your first mate Pinching an entire town population, the charges remain, and no there is no Elven Death row
Nasir: then what is there?
*Elf gets out a water baloon* these!
Nasir: Water baloons?? we having a water baloon war?
Elf: no these things are filled with Hydrochloric acid of a very high molarity
*throws it at Nasir*
Nasir: MY FACE!!
Elf: and you, hermit crab, you can have this shell!
Hermit crab First mate: yay!
*Elf places the shell on the table*
Hermit crab first mate : SHELL! Elf smashes it with a sledge hammer
Hermit crab first mate: :'( Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

21-Aug-2012 01:12:35

21-Aug-2012 03:09:25

no Jad just has to deal with really bad customer service Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

22-Aug-2012 20:05:00

26-Aug-2012 00:16:23

Part 8
Elf: You put fear in the Citizens, there is a way to redeem it
Nasir: and that is....?
Elf: you-
Nasir: yes???
Elf: need to-
Nasir: *chews out fiingernails* YES?? YES?!!
Elf: Kill Pincho the Hermit crab.
Nasir: *Gulp* NOOOOOOO!!!
Elf: YEEEEEEEEES!!! Nasir: I'm doomed... thanks a lot dumb ass first mate! Hermit crab First mate: your welcome!
Nasir: that was sarcasm, you idiot....
Hermit crab first mate: Uhhhh.... Sarcasm? pinchpinch what that?
Nasir: when you say something you and imply the opposite meaning..
Hermit crab first mate: Well, in that case I can call my friends on my SHELL Phone!
we can have a Pinching party!
Nasir: not on me I hope ..
*Hermit crab First mate calls all of his friends*
*all 8000 of his friends come to meet him
Hermit crab: Friend....! yay! nice to see you ag-Yay Human to Pinch!
Nasir: Oh PLEASE NOT ME! I JUST GOT OUT OF AN ELVEN TORTURE ROOM.....
*they all Pinch Nasir at the same time*
Nasir: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Hermit crab: me love that scream. It's..... soothing!
Nasir: *turns to the elf* Can I still have my boat
Elf: NOPE, and if you argue with me I will stick an arrow in between your eyes
Nasir: *Gulp* uh.. never mind and you my first mate, how do you have so many friends
Hermit crab First mate: Seems you dont know my true name: I am Facebooko. I have more friends on Facebook that any hermit crab..... Besides Pincho so..... Hold on A moment, got another freind request *goes in shell and accepts friend request*
end of part 8 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

09-Sep-2012 01:32:31 - Last edited on 18-Dec-2012 02:45:43 by Pink 4 Twink

22-Sep-2012 01:57:29

Meanwhile in Lumbridge
The Duke: hey, Mud guess who is here?
Mud916: um....... a Jmod??
The Duke: no
Mud916: tell me...
The Duke: Popo.
Mud916: he got here in only a day?? I'm impressed! send him in.
*The duke sends Popo into Mud916's private quarters
Mud916: Popo!! * opens arms and gives him a hug*
Popo: Hey!
Mud916: while you were in Azerath, I managed to get a spy into Pincho's little group.
It is the last thing he will expect.
Popo: so what is my next assignment?
Mud916: Well, I'd have to think for a sec.... ooh I know, I haven't seen MR. Cook in a while, last I saw him he was at the beehives. but stepping out of the castle means certain death for him. could you find him, he's working on a poison for me
Popo: he's an herbist??
Mud916: not really, he has only dabbled with it.
Popo: one last thing, a strange old man came up to me and asked me to hand you this note * gives Mud916 the note
Mud916: "open note" ok *opens it* note blows up killing Mud916* *respawns* yup there goes my evil counterpart Emo Muslim again. he's gotten even more cowardly and evil
Popo: of course he is evil, his name is a dead giveaway
Mud916: nothing I can do about it though, he's in Al Kharid
Popo: so?
Mud916:so I cant just leave the duke unprotected all the time:
The duke: sure you ca-* gets pinched by a hermit crab* OWWWWWWWWW
* the duke attempts to stomp on the hermit crab but the hermit crab gets out a thumbtack holds it up and the Duke stomps on the thumbtack*
The Duke! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOW!
Hermitt crab : *runs for his life and tells his friends he pinched a human*
the Duke: next time I get hurt, Mud916, you are fired!
Mud916: Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Sep-2012 03:03:59

15-Oct-2012 21:35:08

Chapter 11: A Turn for the Worse
Pinchy: there's the exit of the Forest of Doom, I can't believe we made it
Pinchanetto: Yay-a and now I can start ravaging Ladies on-a the way-a. Hermit crab-a women can't reist a hermit crab-a with an Italian accent..
Pinchy: Pincho, why the hell did we recruit an Italian Hermit crab into the group, he is annoying as h- *Pinchanetto hits Pinchy on the head with a frying pan and knocks him out*
Pinchanetto: Chiudere su, lei lo stupido! (Shut up, you dork!)
Shelly: *looks at Pinchanetto and lets out a big sigh* Me in love, Pinchanya. Me in love with Pinchanetto.
Pinchanya: He's mine! *they start fighting* *Pincho intervenes*
Pincho: STOP!! pinchpinch this is not the time to bicker amongst ourselves. if we wish to survive, we must stick together. Pinchanya, Shelly, I know that Pinchanetto is hot, but don't start fighting over him.
*Pinchy wakes up* Pinchy: Ow pinchpinch. my head hurts*
Pincho: and you, Pinchy, no one likes being told that they are annoying, as Pinchanetto has a fiery temper.
Pincho: Pinchanetto, you ok
Pinchanetto: yeah me fine, hey Shelly!
*Shelly runs up to Pinchanetto* Shelly: yeah?
Pinchanetto: there is really nice hermit crab cuisein in Burthorpe, after the quest, you wanna go out with me?
Shelly: sure!
Pinchanetto: you too, Pinchanya, do you wanna go to Burthorpe after this?
Pinchanya: sure!
Pinchanetto: *helps Pinchy get the blood off his face*
Pinchy: why help?
Pinchanetto: it is only natural to aid ones friends, Pinchy
Pinchy: you are a hard hermit crab to talk to.
Pinchanetto: that is because you are young, some day you will understand *starts and stops stiching Pinchy's wound*
Pinchy* thinks to himself* who is this hermit crab? Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

22-Oct-2012 01:39:35

a little background info on Hermit crab law:
Hermit crab laws are different in two ways. first: they don't have to be followed exactly, they believe that laws help best when they are interpreted by the individual.
and the second is that laws are not always enforced by moral doctrine, or beliefs. they only state tradition. Wearing a shell for example is a tradition and is strongly advertized in hermit crab economy. tradition also states that their houses are to be made from heavily packed sand. an average hermit crab can only expect to live thirty- fourty years because of suceptability to disease and predation. There is however one law that is always enforced. the Locals call it the Prefix law. Since hermit crabs are wanderers, they often travel alot. Residents of Pinchville always have their names begin with the Prefix "pinch" this allows other hermit crabs to know where that hermit crab came from. the exceptions are Shelly, and Pinchanetto. Shelly's name technically violates the Prefix law as she was born in Pinchville, not Shell City, the Hermit Crab Protectorate capital. so this totally screws up everyones mind and causes confusion. Pinchanetto: is a tribal hermit crab who adopted his name when he visited Pinchvillle. Tribal Hermit crabs have no first name.
this has been a view into hermit crab law. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

22-Oct-2012 01:58:26