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this chapter focuses on the development of Herman and Mr.Pinch. they are both terribly ill-equipped to kill pincho the hermit crab and his friends meanwhile Pincho and his friends are sleeping in some old ruins

I will post tommorow, ive figured out how to implement Nasir into the story.

HAPPY SPRING BREAK!!!!! Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

23-Mar-2012 23:44:20

part 8

*at castle lumbridge*

Mr. Cook: * cooking a ham* stupid mud916 for hanging me by the eye-sockets* adds hemlock leaves to the sause and adds honey*
* a giant bumble bee is flying to a flower when she sees the honey jar*
bumble bee: *sitting on the window sill* GRRRRRRRR..... bumble how bumble did bumble he bumble get bumble our bumble honey? *invites all her sisters*
*they all fly in the kitchen*
Bumble bees: Bumble Mr. bumble Cook? bumble can bumble we bumble have bumble our bumble honey bumble back
mr. cook: well i'm kind of cooking with it so-
Bumble bees: BUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. cook: but i need to add lots of honey for the ham to
Bumble bee: *sting*
Mr. cook: ow!
Bumble bee: bumble how bumble 'bout bumble now?
Mr. cook: * rubbing area that the bee stung* that did'nt hurt for sht,, still not giving it back. maybe sometime later-
Bumble bee: *sting*
mr. cook: Owowowowowowowowowo! Ok, I lied, that hurt like hell!
Bumble bee: bumble how bumble bout bumble now?
Mr. cook: Still not giving it to you, no matter how many times you sting me perhapse we can work out a-
Bumble bee: BUMBLE QUEEN BUMBLE HE'S BUMBLE NOT BUMBLE GIVING BUMBLE US BUMBLE THE BUMBLE HONEY!!!
* the queen destroys the roof by stinging it*
The queen" BUMBLE GIVE BUMBLE US BUMBLE THE BUMBLE HONEY, BUMBLE OR BUMBLE DIE
Mr.cook: no!
*the queen breaths fire onto Mr.cook, roasting him alive*
*Respawns where he died*
Mr. cook: that's not even possible how does a bee breath fire like a dragon?
the queen: bumble um, bumble i'm bumble the bumble queen, bumble in bumble other bumble words bumble im bumble the bumble strongest
Mr. cook ok just take the honey and go!
the queen: bumble thank bumble you *flies away*
Mr.cook *waits a minute* finally she's gone! *gets out another jar of honey*
*the queen flies back into the kitchen* *kills mr cook by breathing fire on him*
Mr. cook: stupid bumble bee... how am i going to repair the roof, crazy bees


end of part 8 Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

24-Mar-2012 21:57:33

25-Mar-2012 00:10:01

no just the queen... Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Mar-2012 00:22:40

part 9

hermit crab first mate: land ho.... and shells captain, me finds land
Nasir: sweet, according to the map I've acquired from the blind midget in my crew
this is Lettya
Hermit crab first mate: how does a blind midget even make a map?
Nasir: I know! anyways, stop the ship, we don't want to anger the elves, especially
the high elder,
Hermit crab first mate: so.... can i pinch a couple of elves, I haven't pinched anything for 6 months
Nasir: no...
Hermit crab first mate: Please....
Nasir: no...
hermirt crab first mate: PLEASE!
Nasir: *sigh* ok...
Hermit craab first mate: YAY * runs off and pinches the high elder and his wife*
the high elder: ow! i thought Lettya was safe from hermit crabs.
Nasir: Ugh i can't believe i selected a hermit crab to be my first mate
* looks through a spy glass and sees that his first mate is pinching everyone*
Nasir: *sigh* i will be on elven death row before i know it if that hermit crab dosen't
stop pinching everyone.
* his first mate comes back*
Nasir: what the hell i said yes for you to pinch two elves not the entire city
population
Hermit crab first mate: haha, hermit crab can't count, we don't learn that in hermit crab grade school XD
Nasir: ugh I knew i should have become a blacksmith instead of an amature pirate...
Hermit crab first mate: yeah, but then you would not have met your brilliant first mate
Nasir: "brilliant" is a rather strong word...
Hermit crab first mate: what is that supposed to mean??
Nasir: Elven death row has got to be better than listening to this crab's crap...
in fact here come the elven soldiers now!
elven soldier: you and your first mate are under arrest for assault on the high elder
which carries the punishment of six hours of endless water balloons being thorwn at you...
Nasir: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hermit crab first mate: YAY!!!!!!
Elven soldier: some actual enthusiasm! and for a hermit crab it's 7 hours of mental torture
end of part 9 act I Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

25-Mar-2012 21:36:17 - Last edited on 25-Mar-2012 21:39:23 by Pink 4 Twink

25-Mar-2012 23:10:07

the FoD mini- series is over, Pincho and his friends are OUTSIDE the Forest of Doom
but you are right, i should have made it a little more obvious when it ended
not to worry though there are only three more parts in this chapter Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

26-Mar-2012 00:16:58 - Last edited on 26-Mar-2012 00:18:06 by Pink 4 Twink

26-Mar-2012 20:31:52

i know, while Pincho and Pinchy and their friends are outside the FoD, there are still many miles of wooded areas, I know this chapter is very long and i will never put this many parts into a chapter again, at least not for a while Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

27-Mar-2012 01:33:22