Forums

*Pinchy and Pincho follow Shelly to an elevator*
Shelly: I call turret!
Pincho: I wanted turret
Pinchy: I call the secon turret
Pincho: how am I not seing this
: *throws Pinchy in to the horde and takes the second turret*
Pinchy: Grrrr. Traitor...
Shelly: *Starts firing turret* DIE MOTHERPINCHER!!! *kills 65 Zombie hermit crabs*
* Pinchy tries to clim the ladder back up*
* Pincho looks down* Pincho: no you don't! *Pushes ladder down with Pinchy on it*
Pinchy: Guthix I hate my life...* blows him self up with a grenade killing 45 zombie hermit crabs*
*Respawns on top of the wall he was pushed down from*
Pinchy: I hate you...
*10 hours later* Pinchy: they just keep coming:
Shelly: look there!
* Jad comes charging in*
Zombie Hermit Crabs: *Beeper goes off* hmmm... LUNCH BREAK! * sets up a picnic site * starts eating peanut butter and brain sandwiches* yummy pinch pinch..
Pinchy: you got to be kidding me!
Pincho: theres the end of the forest just over there.
Shelly: can I come?
Pincho: sure.
Pinchy what about the troll?
Pincho: meh why not?
End of the FoD mini Series Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

09-Mar-2012 00:08:17 - Last edited on 26-Mar-2012 00:22:31 by Pink 4 Twink

09-Mar-2012 01:37:27 - Last edited on 09-Mar-2012 01:37:56 by Jimothey

you are welcome and Herman will be put in the next chapter
also in the next chapter Pincho's wife tells him her unbelievable news, Popo joins forces with Mud916 Mr.cook tries to get revenge against mud916 by poisoning his dinner and the duke goes on a vacation on the beach
( which is a very bad idea)

Edit: next chapter comes during the weekend

edit#2 I have a three day weekend because my mom is sick... again. so im gonna start the next chapter today Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

09-Mar-2012 02:49:42 - Last edited on 09-Mar-2012 16:01:12 by Pink 4 Twink

Chapter 9 a failsafe plan.... Almost!

Mud916: * watching 300* just simply watching this movie makes me bored *
puts in an adult video* much better
*Mr.pinch comes charging in and breaks the door*
Mud916: by Zamorak I'm trying to get some man time! * dds specs Mr.pinch
* hits a negative 78* dammit!
Mr.Pinch: uh... sorry.. there is someone by the name of Herman here to see you
Mud916: sounds like a hermit crab name...
Mr. Pinch: he keeps saying he's a were-crab what ever the shell that means!
Mud916: hey you didn't laugh this time
Mr.Pinch: would you like me to laugh at you?
Mud916: no...
Mr.Pinch: too bad *starts laughing at mud916*
Mud916: Stupid crab... let him in
*Mr.Pinch lets Hermin in*
Hermin: * Starts talking really fast* HiimHerminTheWerecrabmerequestanaudiance...
Mud916: what in Runescape did you say?
Hermin: mesorrymenodoitagain!
Mud916:you just did... aununciate your words!
Hermin: Mesorrymejustsohyper*Jumps out the window to his death*
*Respawns where he died*
Mud916: so what did you want?
Herman: Im good at assassinating targets would you hire me? *
has a caffecino*
*gets etremely hyper again*
Herman: PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE *10 hours later* PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEA-
Mud916 OK!!!! your hired just please leave me alone!
Hermin: IMSOSORRYICANTSTOP!
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
ASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Mr.Pinch: wait How did you get passed the coo-oh! that's how: *Mr. Cook is incapacitated*
End of part I Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

09-Mar-2012 16:30:42 - Last edited on 09-Mar-2012 16:35:55 by Pink 4 Twink

@ARedDragon: thats alright

anyways, good story, it was funny how Herman said PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE for 10 hours Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

09-Mar-2012 19:16:15

Part II

*Pincho is walking around the fields outside Forest of Doom*
*gets a Private message*
Pincho's wife: Pincho, Pincho! guess what? I'm Pregnant
Pincho: is it a boy or girl?
Pincho's wife: It's a boy...
Pincho: Yay now I can teach him to pinch every human he sees
and continue my legacy! pinchpinch
??? hey wait up!
Pinchy: Oh no, it's Pinchanya....
Pinchanya: Pinchy, Who's this hermit crab,
Pinchy: That's my sister
Shelly: Nice to meet you *gives Pinchanya an insanely angry look*
Now I can kil- uh I mean be friends with you
Pinchy: I'm starting to see why Mom and Dad banished Shelly from Pinchville
Pincho: Yeah, Your sister is insane. I feel so bad for you
Pinchy: REALLY?
Pincho: NO!
Pinchy: GRRR... gets crushed by a falling anvil * respawns where he died*
Pincho: Guthix really hates you
Pinchy: you just figured that out?!!
Pincho: yup!
Pinchy: I'm surrounded by idiots. Reminds me of when i hosted that game show
* has a flashback*
10 years ago
Hermit crab broadcaster: it's time for
PINCH THAT HUMAN!
Pinchy: Ok Pinchnio first question: how many cards are in a deck
Pinchnio: 52
Pinchy: AAAAA! That's a HUMAN DECK there are 10,678 cards in a hermit crab deck
Your competition get's to Pinch your human!
*Pinchnio's human get's pinched*
Pinchnio's Human: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWO.
What the hell kind of show is this?!
Pinchy: It's Pinch That Human...
end of part II Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

09-Mar-2012 19:22:03 - Last edited on 09-Mar-2012 19:43:58 by Pink 4 Twink

quick question: what kinds of cards are in a hermit crab deck? no need to answer Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

09-Mar-2012 21:36:21 - Last edited on 09-Mar-2012 21:36:42 by Jimothey

er not my best chapter but i can tell you that Pincho's wife being pregnant is a big deal for Pincho.. would he have to quit his quest to pinch the duke of lumbridge and wait for the birth of the child? or would he persevere and try to make it to Lumbridge, pinch the duke of lumbridge, and come back during her 3 month gestation period and witness the birth? The twist here is mundane at best but it has a HUGE impact on the quest

@JamesEdison: virtually every card in a hermit crab deck references pinching a human
Pincho started the trend in Pinchville when he Pinched King Roald of Varrock and now Pinchville is the Pinching human capital of Runescape which has made it rather infamous... If that answers your question!
Edit: I suspect it dosent
and by the way when you see words jumbled together Ie Mustpinchhuman
It is supposed to mean that the dialougue is going really fast
Hermin because he is a were-crab will get extremely hyper because of hermitlycanthropy Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

10-Mar-2012 01:05:28 - Last edited on 10-Mar-2012 01:11:44 by Pink 4 Twink