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-Into the Forest of Doom (Part II)
Pinchy: Are you sure you know where we are going, Pincho?
Pincho: Not really. We have plenty of food and water.
Pinchy: It's not food I'm worried about!We're in the center of the Forest... Where the Zombie Hermit Crabs dwell.
Pincho: Zombie hermit crabs are only hermit crab mythology!
Zombie hermit crab: .......
Pincho: *Sigh* There's one right behind me isnt there?
Pinchy: Yup. *Smiles*
Pincho: Oh stop it! Stop that " I- told- you- that- Zombie- Hermit Crabs- Are- real " look
* Zombie hermit crab calls all of his friends*
Zombie hermit crabs: BRAINS....... and shells
Pincho: Run!!!
Pinchy: On your marks get set go! *gets pushed into a ditch by Pincho*
Pinchy: Are you really that selfish??
Pincho: Apparrently!
Pinchy: GRRRRR! Um... Nice... Zombie hermit crabs
Zombie hermit crabs: Brains.....
*A hermit crab sized Darklight appears in Pinchy's pincher*
Pinchy: There's too many! *Backs up and trips over the undergrowth of one of the trees*
* Darklight starts glowing hot pink*
Pinchy: Pink, an awesome color
Zombie Hermit crabs: AHHHH PINK!! *Zombie hermit crabs turn into ashes*
*A jagex employee appears*
Employee "*" : Pinchy the Hermit Crab. As the stories have been told, a great prophecy must be fulfilled, Pinchy, You must take the Eclipse Shell to the altar in which it belongs. Until then , The forest is closed.
Pinchy: Where is this altar?
Employee "*": By Zamorak's beard, think, idiot. Where would you build an ancient altar in the Forest of Doom?.
Pinchy: In the dead Center of The Forest where the curse is strongest.
Employee "*": Exactly.
Pinchy: I need help.
Employee "*": You got your best friend and sworn rival, Pincho
Pinchy: We're not by any account, as you would call "friends"
Employee "*": You'll have to be. As you have set upon a destructive path. One that places you and all of Pinchville in danger, MAybe even the Entire Hermit Crab Protectorate. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

24-Feb-2012 02:22:53 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2015 13:25:11 by Pink 4 Twink

26-Feb-2012 21:09:14 - Last edited on 02-Mar-2012 01:21:59 by Jimothey

Into the Forest of Doom part III
MEANWHILE at castle Lumbridge
Mr. Pinch: No dont kill me Mr Mud916
Mud916: but the duke and I are starving. thanks to that no good cook I hired
* Mr. cook is hanging By the eye sockets
Mr. Cook: Oww oww oww oww dammit please milord what kind of depraved mind thinks of this kind of punishment??
Mud916: Mine, executions these days are far to quick there's not enough screaming and begging for mercy so scream shout beg I dont give a damn
Mr. Pinch: I know where we could find a hermit crab, Master
And you didn't tell me this why?
Mr. Pinch: Me no know I'm just an unfortunate crab.
Mr. Cook: where?
Mr.Pinch: Pinchville
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* On Karamja*
Troll Chief: Well my fellow trolls, we finally found the man who stole our shipment of cheese!
Trolls: OMG!!! CHEESE!!!!!!
Troll Chief: Who ever pulls it off will get a lifetime supply of cheese from the finest troll cheese makers!
* trolls start killing each other
???: I'll Do it!
* killing stops*
Troll chief: Jad? You sure about this?
Jad: I just want the cheese...
Troll Chief: fair enough..
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*In the Forest of Doom*
Pinchy: Pincho, Why did you pinch the Jagex employee he just sent us back to the beginning of the forest?
Pincho: I just had an overwhelming urge to pinch a human *Random Event occurs for Pincho*
Evil Chicken: Bua*kk BUA*KK BWAGAKK Death to Pincho the hermit crab!
Pincho: Hola Mr Evil Chicken!
*Evil chicken pecks Pincho* *Hits a 0*
Evil chicken: that usually hits a 500! Pincho: Ok You asked for it! *PINCH* > *Hits a 500,000,000*
Evil chicken: NOOOOOOO! How could a level 4 hermit crab beat a level 4000 Evil chicken?? *Dies*
* drops note*
Pincho: * Picks up the note* Hey! we might be in luck Pinchy This is a map with all the known shortcuts in the FoD! quite a lucky find no?
Pinchy: The correct term is "a freakin miracle" Both Pinchy and PIncho at the same time: YAY PINCH PINCH Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

02-Mar-2012 02:57:04

03-Mar-2012 04:37:17

03-Mar-2012 17:49:24

actually james I am in the story. Mud916 is my username. When i was a Rs P2P member I changed it over 7 times until i came up with Emo muslim and dont worry There will be alot of chapters for getting back to Pinchville will be alot harder and there will be more characters, more bloopers more Deaths By Pinchy the Hermit Crab and of course more fails by mud916 A.K.A... Me Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

04-Mar-2012 00:18:32

Character page continued
- Shelly: Pinchy's long lost sister. she LOVES to Blow up humans and has a collection of guns, bombs and missiles to launch at human villiages. and like all hermit crabs, LOVES to Pinch
-Hermin the werecrab: This angry hermit crab absolutely HATES Pincho and his "Friend" Pinchy and quickly gains favor by Mud916, King of the Noobs. he becomes Mud916's favored assassin and changes into a human at night
- Ardithitine: He, like many Elves, trained with the bow, but unlike the other elves, he trained to be an assassin by his dad. loved by few and admired by all, he quickly became the most sought after assassin in Runescape, bottum line, he has a contract to kill Pincho.
-Nasir: Born to the deposed royal family of the Island Kingdom of Mjoll, He has one mission: destroy Pincho the Hermit Crab to regain his throne
-Gates: this simple man is a recluse who lives as a simple hunter, while he chooses no sides he has the mind of a mercenary: fight for pay. he has set up dosens of traps and has filled them with shells to attract hermit crabs.
-Emo muslim: This man has some serious mental health issues after years of bullying he began cross dressing as a hobby, he has an extreme grudge on his counter part, Mud916 and teams up with Jad and his friends in their quests. he loves hermit crabs and is the only human that Pincho WON'T pinch.
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Pinchanetto the Hermit crab
this hermit crab is Pincho's mentor, and father figure. Pincho's father died while Pincho was very young, so Pinchanetto raised him, and began coaching Pincho on how to pinch humans. Pinchanetto comes from the Rimini tribe. a tribe of hermit crabs known for drunken bar fights. Pinchanetto also trained under Ardithitine's brother, Thane in the ways of the Hashmeet so he knows how to defend himself. and others if need be. He is also a really big flirt. Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

04-Mar-2012 00:24:31 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2013 01:02:05 by Pink 4 Twink

Coming soon- The finalle to the FoD Mini Series. Pinchy meets his long-lost sister. Pincho's wife tells Pincho some Unbelievable news. Popo teams up with Mud916 to to protect the duke.I( he's just not very good at anything he does ) Pinchville elects a very radical king after its king died Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

04-Mar-2012 00:28:40 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2012 00:01:32 by Pink 4 Twink

Lol ok So I just got an Email that says Mr. Pinch's name has been plagiarized So I am holdig A competition for right to change his name James. Invite your friends please for I need a competition, not a one-man vote Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!

04-Mar-2012 00:56:31

ok! ill tell my friends to go to this thread and do some voting!
although i did just think of the hermit crab name "pinchard"
EDIT: never mind about the name "pinchard", i typed it in google search and found guys with their last names being "pinchard". well, at least they got recognized a bit Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

04-Mar-2012 01:00:07 - Last edited on 04-Mar-2012 04:17:36 by Jimothey