i got another bio:
Name: Gates
Personal traits: Is a master hunter who likes to catch anything from hermit crabs to humans! His favorite food is Hermit Crab Soup and likes shells for his collection though.
age: 34
friend/enemy of Pincho: He never chooses a side. he just traps anything that comes too near his house in the woods...
Good/Evil/personal intrest: personal intrest, but will trap for money.
so basically, he's gonna say "GET OFF MAH LAWN!!!" and attempts to kill and eat whoever enters?
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
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Jimothey
*Mr.Pinch and Herman get teleported again*
Mr.Pinch: well, we're here.
Herman: yay
*Herman and Mr.Pinch are trapped in quicksand*
Herman: DAMMIT!!
Mr.Pinch: Mud916 teleport us again!
Mud916: Would love to but im out of runes! XD
Narrator: STEP 1: Denial!
Mr.Pinch: this is just a dream...
Narrator: STEP 2: Anger:
Herman: SON OF A MOTHERPINCHING PINCH HOW THE HELL DID THIS PINCH
HAPPEN??!
Mr. Pinch: Bandos hates us!
Narrator: STEP 3: BARGAINING!!
Mr. Pinch: Oh please MR. CRAB-GOD, Please save us
Mr crab-god: nope sorry!
Herman
Narrator: STEP 4: Acceptance!
Herman: Ok, I'm sure hermit crab heaven has many humans to pinch
Mr. Pinch and I'm sure that's is all you hermit crab's think of
For me it's watching Jackass 3D
Narrator: STEP 5. Depression!
*Mr.Pinch and Herman are crying*
Narrator: Step 6: Happyness!
Mr. Pinch: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! * chugs down five beers*
Herman: My mom would have wanted me to go out
in a blaze of Glory like this... The Pinch! *drinks 7 jugs of whiskey*
Herman: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*sinks to the bottom*
*An elf saves them*
Elf: Aww...
Herman: Hermit crab savior!
Mr.Pinch: Crab Savior!
Mr. Pinch: thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!
pinchpinch
Hermin: So what is your name
Elf: Me? I'm Ardithitine. I'm curious,who sent you? this is elf territory...
Herman: wait we're In Lettya?
Ardithitine: yes.
Mr.Pinch: Mud916 sent us..
Ardithitine: wait, that's his name, ROFL OMG, WHAT A NOOB
MR.Pinch: A noob who has 99 streangth and magic.and 1 Attack.. LOL
Herman: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD
End of part V
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!
nice chapter, and you put the narrator in this time! or was it times before and that this was again?
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
Pinchy: are we there yet?
Pincho: no
Pinchy: how'bout now?
Pincho: no
Pinchy: how bout now?
Pincho: no
Pinchy: how bout now
Pincho: yes
Pinchy: really?
Pincho: no
Pinchy: *strarts singing* Pincho is a hater.....
Pinchanya: hey,Shelly, Pinchy, Pincho, Jad there are ruins over there
Pincho: well it would be a good place to sleep..
Pinchy: Only problem is there are a bunch of Zombie hermit crabs
Pincho: not to worry, Pinchanya, your shell is painted pink
Pinchy:... Pink.. An awesome color... and it kills them..
Pinchanya: looks like I'm in front...
Shelly: yes! now i can focus on kil- i mean make friends with her
Jad: MUST SMASH MUD916!!!!
Pincho: easy jad...
Jad:
* Pinchanya walks up to the zombie hermit crabs*
Pinchanya: hola...
Zombie Hermit crabs: brains and... wait is that pink?? XD
Pinchanya: wait! Since when do Zombie Hermit crabs acquire Sunglasses?!
*Zombie hermit crabs try to kill Pinchanya
*Pinchanya farts*
Zombie Hermit crabs:
* sniff sniff* *all of them die*
Pinchanya: Plan B... always works
Pinchy: Shelly, Pincho, Jad, did your BS detector just go off
Pincho: Yup
Jad: MUST SMASH MUD916!! *gets a dummy of mud916 and smashes it*
Shelly: Wow!
Pinchy: This day just wont end!
*Pinchanya returns to the group*
Pinchanya: how did I do??
Pinchy: Umm... Uhh... *says it sarcastically* Great!!
I knew I could count on you.
To Be continued
Just your friendly neighborhood gay boy!