~ Dating back years ago ~
J-Mod:
Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button!
~ Present Times ~
Fade:
This is private
Fade
reporting for duty. I heard you have some goblins trying to set fire to the Tirannwn forestry and the poor Elfs and woodland critters are in a panic.
Permission to use the nearest lodestone to reach Lletya village.
J-Mod:
That won't be necessary private! Do you remember the little red button?
Fade:
Yes Sir!
J-Mod:
Push the little red button.
J-Mod:
And you may want to put on a seat-belt...
[Console opens and you receive a message saying you now have access to teleport freely anywhere in Gielinor AKA Runescape by the means of X-Y-Z 'axis'.]
~ End of Log - AKA TL;DR ~
I love lodestones but this is getting out of hand and lodestones should require work to use.