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Eln
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Eln

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I was in the middle of an epic one-on-one duel on the roof of Ardougne today.
Some random guy came onto the room dressed in desert robes, smashed some rubium vials on his chest, screaming "ALI GO BOOM!" before blowing himself up.
We-... We couldn't even stop laughing to respond. xD

28-Jul-2012 03:28:33

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A couple friends and I were IC north of Falador when someone role-playing as a troll walked up. The troll came towards us and stopped about ten feet away and proclaimed his name was rubium. My character had some knowledge of explosives and realized the significance of this and tried to warn my first friend's character who was loading an arrow. As my character began the warning my friend's character he shot the arrow at the troll. The arrow hit the troll in the eye and it fell over in pain. As it hit the ground it exploded and left us covered in troll guts. We just kind of stood there and lol'ed for a while.

28-Jul-2012 03:45:23

Hot Salazzle
Oct Member 2010

Hot Salazzle

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This was approximately a month ago, but whatever.
My wind mage was challenged to a duel by a summoner who seemingly knows all four element plus "death magic" which can as far as I understand not only necromancy but is also used to turn himself into an skeleton or something. He rofldodges my every attack and keeps firing spells that don't require charging. He then summons a group of undeads, as well as turning himself into his undead form.
I try to cast a small-scale tornado to knock them away, since he's just gonna rofl any lighter attacks anyway. He lets me charge the attack and I cast the tornado towards him and his minions, exhausting myself to the point of not being able to fight any longer. He says it doesn't do anything because they're undead. ...wat?
After a few minutes of explaining the basics of physics to him, he accepts the attack and his minions are defeated. However, he effortlessly makes the tornado disappear into thin air before it reaches him. The most frustrating part is that it wasn't even in freelance.
"Gamers aren't oppressed, but they should be."

29-Jul-2012 01:37:47 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2012 01:39:23 by Hot Salazzle

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So. I was rp'ing as an iron door that wouldn't open. And this guy walks up to me.
Says "Open sessami"
me:*Door doesn't open to harry snotter*
Guy:HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HARRY POTTER?! YOU MUST BE DRACO MALFOY!
Me: ((Are you trolling or being legit?))
Guy: Trolling, but you're role-playing as a door that won't open.
Me :( (...Touche'...))
Guy: *Ic*. Time for'a drink. *He'd approach the door, going to open it*
Me:*Nope, Doesn't open. Sorry*
Guy:*Gasps stepping back, completely terrified* THE DOOR APOLOGISED TO ME!!!!!!!
Me :( (....)) *OOC* Bye...

29-Jul-2012 05:16:22

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29-Jul-2012 12:19:41

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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I was RPing with my freind near the Ectofuntus just chilling, one of my freinds clanmates randomly runs up to us and here is how it played out.
Clanmate: -Dashes in, Teleother charged, she shoots the spell at her clanmate- (varrock)
Freind: -is teleported-
Me: ((Kinda metagamish that you know where we were))
Clanmate: ((i don't give a damn, im saving my clanmate)) -throws her last teletab to the floor and teleports-
So now im left standing there in the middle of Morytania with nothing to do, and i think to myself "Are you kidding me?"
Yours (un)truly, Drakor

30-Jul-2012 07:43:43

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