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light orange

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I cornered a thief against Falador wall.
Thief: *backs up against wall*
Me: *he would move forward and swing his sword downward*
Thief: *backflips over wall*
Me: ((....))
Thief: ((what?))
Me: ((it's a twenty foot wall))
Thief: ((so?))

12-Mar-2012 00:52:31 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2012 00:53:13 by light orange

Arela

Arela

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I once lit a fire, so i could icly cook something. A guy in red ran over and screamed "FIRE!". He proceeded to estinguished the flames with a bucket of water and claimed he was part of the gielinor fire department.
I never heard of the GFD.

12-Mar-2012 00:58:39

iVeesaur

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lol.

Falador cops.
Cop 1: Stop drinking!
Random dude: Why...?
Cop 1: Because...drinking makes you steal!
Random guy: No....
Cop 2: He's wrong. It turns you into a troll.
*random guy stops drinking, thinking about ogres*
This has been another episode of...Roleplaying cops.
~Vee

12-Mar-2012 01:06:00

Stelly Rose

Stelly Rose

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So this little tidbit here was not an 'Are you kidding me...?' moment, but it was a VERY lulz-worthy Roleplay between myself and a friend. My character is Chloe, my friend's character is Annabell.
In this Roleplay, Chloe ( the terribly insane witch ) has lost her "half-headed duck named Hubert-Reginald-Fan(ny)-Peidmount". Annabell ( who Chloe has decided is also a witch and has renamed her 'Little Sister' ), having met her just hours before in the Rising Sun Inn, has agreed to help her search for this duck, and the two have found their way to Rimmington.......

Chloe: This isn't Rimmingdor.
Annabell: Rimming-...dor?
Chloe: You have a rimming door?
Annabell: I didn't say that, you did.
Chloe: What is a rimming door?
Annabell: Rimmington?
Chloe: Little Sister, I think you're quite confused.
Annabell: ...Don't we have a duck to find?
Chloe: Right! How could you have lost your duck, anyway?
Annabell: No, you lost /your/ duck. You came to the bar in Falador to find it, remember?
Chloe: WHAT?! My duck's gone missing?! The poor dear! He's only got-...
Annabell: Half a head, I know.
Chloe: Half a wing!
Annabell: Wait...what?
Chloe: Now, little Sister, why would a duck have half a head?
Annabell: But you said-...!

The Roleplay concluded with the two deciding that the "monstrous well" in Rimmington had swallowed Chloe's duck whole. Chloe then proceeded to kick the well in hopes of gaining revenge, only to have her toes stubbed against the stone of the well and exclaim, "RUN! IT'S OUT FOR BLOOD!"
Poor Chloe has now lost her precious Hubert-Reginald-Fan(ny)-Peidmount, but do not despair! For Chloe also has the most horrible memory, and has already forgotten all about this particular ordeal, and is yet again in search for her sweet half-headed duck. <3

EDIT:
The censor didn't like the duck's name. :c

12-Mar-2012 06:03:32 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2012 06:06:14 by Stelly Rose

Holy Twig

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So I'm sitting on the bridge, and two guys, one of them a friend of mine, are preparing to have a duel to the death with roflcharacters.
So someone walks up and stands between them. Quickly, it turns into shouting at her to move out of the way, and after her grammar was insulted, she ran off.
Several minutes later, she returns and begins to spam giant-carrot-smacking.
A white knight wanders up and shouts "What's going on here?!" and it quickly turns into a criminal investigation by the white knights as I look on.

12-Mar-2012 08:44:40

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