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iVeesaur

iVeesaur

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i loled at that.
*sits down in a large fuzzy chair and tips cavalier into face*
*takes a roll of papyrus and rolls dwarf weed inside*
*starts telling a beautiful story about a troll...*
I was rping with a friend in 41...a person came over and said "oh. we're all royalty." (please note that Ryo Cam is a lord/prince)
Then he says he's awesome. And i tell him i'm the holder of the sword of /awesomeness/. He better find out who he's talkin to next time. :3
VeeCheese
Also in Cheddar!
~Vee

10-Mar-2012 02:18:46

Ryzter11

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so two guys and a girl are fighting in a bar, me and my friend decide to break up the fight. she fires an arrow at one of the guys leg's and they take the hit. not even falling to the ground in pain but still fighting.
the girl that was in the fight ran up to my friend and tried to stab her in the mouth...
i parry'd it with my twin daggers and she ran away to go back into the fight after screaming "Stay out of it!" umm.. no... you just tried to stab my friend... i'm obviously going to attack you...
so we begin attacking her and she completely rages calling us rofljarrets and godmodders. how is wearind dragon hide being a rofljarret or a godmodder?
anyway she goes ooc as soon as i finish typing an attack, saying that she's safe.
i told her she was automatically dead for going ooc during a fight.
and then all except the mahjarret that was fighting them rages and blacklists us for being once again. rofljarrets, and godmodders.
so after about 5 minutes of raging one of them calms down and says "can we just void her death. you guys kinda randomed into the fight and ruined it" how is being attacked and retaliating randoming? we shot an arrow at the mahjarret guy lol.
so we agreed on voiding it but the girl put us on her blacklist for being- and i quote- "********"

10-Mar-2012 13:10:52

Holy Twig

Holy Twig

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So I'm roleplaying one of my inept afro-drunks in the Rising Sun, and there's a guy in there RPing an inept knight. We're having fun, stumbling around, and generally acting drunkenly, when someone walks into the bar and goes IC as some kind of demon-thing in a black cloak, with "Shadowy black claws" as I'm falling onto a table.
Ten seconds later, she walks out and announces to someone "Dont go iC, their trols."
He replied, "LOL i no their alredi on Mi Ignor list"
The lesson here: RPing as people at or below the average skill/intelligence level of a person is a blacklistable offense. You /MUST/ wear black, be a demon/mahjarrat/Icyene/Vampyre, and have a dark character history, with your parents both killed by (whichever faction you're against). Preferably, you'll have amnesia.

10-Mar-2012 13:26:55

light orange
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light orange

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I was standing around oocly in Falador castle and a 20ft tall demon jumps down from a gnomecopter.
Demon:-jumps off nomecopter-
Me:erm...
Demon:your armor is a lorebreak (note that oocly my armor is rune)
Me: No, it's enchanted steel, not rune.
Demon: no its rune
Me: I'm also ooc.
Demon:wut? -grows to be 100ft tall and destroys the castle with firebreath-
Me: That isn't possible.
Demon: ur ded
Me: Yeah, sure.
I then logged.
Moral of the story: Avoid 20ft, fire breathing, quick growing demons.

10-Mar-2012 14:13:53 - Last edited on 10-Mar-2012 14:15:33 by light orange

Ace Aviansie

Ace Aviansie

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Me: BWAAHAHAA I GOT YOU!
Guy im pking: *eats a bunch of food*
Me: Wait... What?
Guy: In runescape eating sharks closes your wounds. Which you dont even have "wounds" you just have a green bar above you head.
Me: I just stabbed you in the face and left no marks?
Guy: Yup. It affected me green bar though!
Me: *facepalm*
Note to self... Bring plenty of sharks the next time I go playing leap frog in the high way...

12-Mar-2012 00:50:53

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