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Steelbones
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Steelbones

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so i was fighting this guy in full black armour and he dove to the side onto his chest right? then he did -drops his sword and fires a bolt at the man's eye- simply just switching his ingame weapon and not saying he did it icly so then when i told him that he was in the wrong and i had swung my spear down on his head with the spiked side he simply "-jumps up then rolls away-" to safety, from a completely immobile position in heavy armour while being sprawled out on his chest. needless to say he is now dead.

14-Mar-2012 02:22:10

Ryzter11

Ryzter11

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ok so i stalk a friend oocly messing about.
we end up in falador castle and this girl is rping as a 5 year old female half dragonkin.
i immediately activate my "ELISTIS MOADE" and calmly ask her why she is rping as a lorebreaking race. she replies with "stfu! or ill hack you!"
she keeps threatening to hack me so i just lol rl and keep telling her to hack me.
she obviously doesn't so when she calms down i ask her how she is half dragonkin.
she said her father was dragonkin and his mother was R4*3*.
i respond with "..... dragonkin... can't... reproduce...."
she rages and blacklists me for being a fail rper when i was never even ic.
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F........

14-Mar-2012 05:43:51

Holy Twig

Holy Twig

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So I'm fighting a certain ork ( :P ) with a white knight buddy of mine, when one of the ork's friends runs up and joins the fight.
Eventually, the fight fizzles down to my white-knight-buddy alternately flirting with the ork and stabbing him in the kneecaps with an arrow, and the friend suddenly turns into an undead demon. Now, I'm mostly cool with this, because she's an extraordinarily /short/ demon, and my everything is silvered, enchanted, and blessed (Paranoid fremmennik temple knights take precautions). I immediately sliced her apart because she didn't seem to care about attempting to dodge, and she shouted something about revenge and died.
Then another person RPing as an undead demon burst out of a nearby house and shouted "Did you kill my wife?!". Of course, my character is a Saradominist fanatic, so I'm not about to let a demon - let alone, an 'undead demon' live, so I hack at him. He rofldodges (his action was literally *dodges*) and doesn't do anything but stand there and shout about how I killed his wife. So I slash at him again, and he just wanders away.
So I killed a pair of undead demons.

14-Mar-2012 11:33:26

Drazentheimp

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One time, i was roleplaying a Zamorakian (not Drazen) at the Rising Sun, okay? There was this certain leader of a blue clan (derp) an' st00ph, 'kay? I slashed at Derp's neck from directly behind him, and this random person (derp 2) auto-perried my slash, which was from left to right, from behind/right of me.......
"Are you freakin' kidding me?"

14-Mar-2012 20:39:04 - Last edited on 14-Mar-2012 20:39:52 by Drazentheimp

of Anwyl

of Anwyl

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Well there was this one time when this guy in full rune armour kept attacking me in fally pub and he claims he was a drone (an enchanted suit of armour like the ones in the warriors guild) and there are around 6 people in the bar hacking away at it with me, and then it EVENTUALLY dies... Then about a few minutes later there is another one (the same exact username and armour) and this one can use magic without runes and without the magic being hindered by the rune armour. Now we have around 8 people hacking at him (its fally pub and there is a fight so yes a lot of people) aand he doesnt die and says he is "indestructible" and then he rofldodges and kills everyone in the bar.

14-Mar-2012 21:35:15

Dion Magnan

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This literally happened
2 weeks ago.
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*The Icyene walks into the bar and
folds her wings behind her back*

*The Icyene orders a drink and
looks around at the bar patrons*


*The baby blue dragon enters
the bar and looks at the Icyene*


*The Mahjarrat continues to
sprinkle spices into his soup while
paying Emily 3gp as he watches
the Icyene and baby dragon*



*Dion Magnan draws his
sword and shield*




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16-Mar-2012 11:20:14

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