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Taralani

Taralani

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Hmm.... well there was this onneeeee tiimmmeee....

-sitting in falador bar with friend ic-
-guy points a crossbow to my friends head-
-he starts to speak and my friend quickly manages to disarm him-
-he chucks the crossbow to me and i put it to the first attackers head-
me:Why did you attack my friend......
attacker: ha! you going to shoot me?!?!
me: um. ok. -she would pull the trigger, the bolt most probably going through his skull and killing him due to the close proximity of the crossbow and his head-
Him: going to shoot?
everyone: ((she just did???))
him: -eyes go red and he grows about 3 times his size- HAHAHAHA AS IF YOU COULD KILL ME!!!
me: ((are you kidding me?!?))
10 minutes later he comes in swinging a hatchet, apparently still in the same character... trying to kill me... god im confused :/
Taralani
Manere in Umbra

No, the Nourom are not returning.

19-Feb-2012 23:16:06 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2012 23:22:16 by Taralani

Arela

Arela

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No arguing guys, this is just to share funny events.
...

this one time i tried to kill a guy because he simply REFUSED to shut up at a funeral.
He grabbed the corpse and tried to quick step dance with it.
Worst funeral ever.

20-Feb-2012 00:24:25

Kota Rovin
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Kota Rovin

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A new bar opened up, its made of pure adamanite and runite. It is an autoblacklist to use any explosives on it. This made me laugh extremely hard >.<
Then another time, I got blacklisted for rolling under a table to avoid a teleblock.
This has been, Roflmoments with Kota Rovin :3

20-Feb-2012 00:42:48

Beyond Lions

Beyond Lions

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Gather around the fire, kiddies, and listen to Grandpa's story....
Once upon a time,
Man "Oh, whoa there ugly."
Me "'Scuse me?"
*Man walks quickly away*
*I attempt to grab his cape*
*cape is ripped*
Man "Thats my favourite cape!"
*Man runs away, only to come back and rofl attack me with a scythe*
*I corner the man, and hold him up in the air, (Fremmenik, FTW.)*
*Man attempts to stab me with a Dragon dagger, saying it would kill me*
*Huge argument erupts*
*I Finally get it so i grab the dagger*
*Man argues that it would go through, it's dragon*
*I argue that it doesn't matter, wouldn't rofl pierce anything*
*Huge argument*
*I finally slam the dude in to a pile of crates to knock him out, after being poisoned*
*Man says it would be impossible because of the poison*
*Huge argument*
*he finally takes the hit, and gets back up out of the boxes, unharmed*
*"Dude, I'm voiding this", says I.*
*Man says: "BUT YOU STOLE MY CAPE"*
______________________________________________________________
Kid's, theres a lesson here.
1. Don't **** off a chiseled Fremmenik.
2. Don't think Dragon IS THE BEST IN RP. It's not. :P 3. DON'T, I REPEAT, DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S CAPE.

20-Feb-2012 02:36:42

Cedas

Cedas

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so...
I was..roleplaying the other day... walked into the rising sun (Pre-last explosion.)
where do I start? how bout the time I was fighting a would be assassin who ran right up in front of me saying: -chrgs frwd jmping on cedas, killing instantly-
Trollface(me): *Decides to let it slide and pretend it was a legit "Attempts" attack*
later in the fight I attempt to snap his neck from behind going: *Suddenly straightens, hands flying up to try and grab his head and snap it sideways.*
derpface: *ignores auto and metagame*
Trollface: ((how is that an auto attack and metagame?))
He's new... so I let him go on that too.
other guy: *uses spear to stab at derpfaces back.*
derpface: -Senses it and dodges the stab.-
Derpface: (u guyz suc)
The Lesson here is: only give noobs a second chance on something.

20-Feb-2012 02:46:56

Aobusang

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Ahh... I'll share!
This was some time ago and took place in the clan M.O.A. (W40)
I was roleplaying Hikar'Lidash - for now, suffice it to say, he was a shapeshifter, and at the time had taken the form of a seven foot tall faceless monster; plate metal coating most of its body, horns, legs bent backward with hooves like a goat... and an ax.
One day, along strolls this local woman. She sees, standing in front of a stone ruin, Hikar'Lidash. What would your first instinct be? Her's was to hit on Hikar. I believe the salutation she'd issued was along the lines of "Hey, big boy."
So that was pretty hilarious - as many of the roleplays with the other roleplayer tend to be, due to their sense of humour with how they roleplay in general.

Another one, that I can barely recall without giggling to myself, occurred in the Blue Moon Inn. My character had just attempted to mug somebody in a ludicrously tactless way, then ran to the bar. The person she'd attacked followed her and... bought her drinks. /Then/ things get bizarre when a rather large turkey enters the bar, "gobbling furiously." (This was the day that the Thanksgiving event had come out.)
Long story short: The person my character had tried to mug, and this turkey, were locked in Mortal Kombat for the rest of the session. There were matrix-slow-mo kicks in mid air, gravity defying parkour, and wall-leveling fist-fights. Ultimately, the turkey was drop-kicked over the roof tops and out of Varrock.

20-Feb-2012 03:24:24

Holy Twig

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So Malazshar the Mad - a crazy old dingbat roflmage of mine, who is obsessed with the color purple and terrified of the color green (he believes that green is the code of a massive conspiracy of Nether-Daemon dive-bombers that are apparently working against him, and anybody who wears or uses green is part of it) Walks into a bar.
Some guy wearing a delightfully modest outfit with a light green shirt and cloak also enters the bar, roleplaying as a /hobbit/.
Me: *Follows hobbit around menacingly while chanting latin phrases and wiggling fingers frighteningly, as though cursing or casting a spell at the hobbit. Whatever I'm doing has no apparent effect*
Hobbit: *frightened, assumes this is what human culture is like, retreats to the corner*
Me: "Repent thine ways, wicked rapscallion in green! Cast aside thy smock of darkness! Thou tricks* not me, vile deceiver in green; I know of thy true daemonic nature!"
Randomcornerknight: "You're afraid of green?"
Me: "Afraid?! Nay, Verily! 'Tis my mission to root out green Daemons... Graenmons.. and destroy them! Have at you, false-hobbit!"
Hobbit: "Meep!"
Me: *Begins chanting and waves his staff menacingly at the hobbit. Suddenly, the chanting reaches a chilling ****** and I shout the final word of the chant with incredible force for my apparent age, as I look as though I'm built out of leather, cotton, and papier mache.*
Me: *Nothing happens* "Dost thou not feel my fury?!"
Hobbit: *freaks out and runs upstairs*
Randomcornerknight: "After him, purples! We can't let the demon get away!" *Charges after hobbit*
Me: *Shouting about how triumphant I was against the daemon in green for about 3 minutes. Sits down at table and falls asleep*
~~Ten Minutes Later~~
Randomcornerknight: *Plonks hobbit's head down in front of Malazshar* "Victory!"
~Fin~
The lesson to be learned? Crazy old men in purple are reliable sources of information, and you should always take things too far.

20-Feb-2012 11:33:36

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