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FredTrump

FredTrump

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i got kicked out of a bar for playing a dagannoth

i wore a ghostspeak amulet, and human-speak, but they said i was lorebreak
i mean, thats just lolzy lol How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.

Adolf H.

06-Sep-2012 03:30:17

Hallcha

Hallcha

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I was saw a guy in granite jump off a a balcony completely unharmed. I also say a guy randomly picking fights in a bar. Finally, I saw a guy plant dynamite throughout Falador, and essentially nuke the city. Are you kidding me? This is a signature, and I am not creative.

06-Sep-2012 04:48:59

Rexost

Rexost

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I was once creeping behind a man in Fallador, without any intention to harm him, when he suddenly turns, seeing me. I didn't think much of it, but then he shouts "((_____ help me!))" to an ally of his that was ooc nearby. Said ally goes ic directly behind me, without any ic contact with the other guy, and promptly starts harassing me with a sword so to speak. I manage to get away, but the man in full rune armor and carrying a two-handed sword somehow somehow keeps pace with my elven character. I pointed this out to him, and he claimed that he's quite fast... -_-
I was once captured due to my friend, quite literally, FARTING A TREE ON FIRE. I had no idea they're bowels were that powerful. No void was given. I know for a fact they check this thread, so thanks for that man ;)
I've also seen people plead for mercy AFTER a friend of mine (-,-) had removed their trachea rather forcefully. When we said "lol you're done gg", they responded with a "(Oh but I dont want this character to die)"..... Thats a shame ain't it?
Also, I may or may not have been the one to draw a mustache on a certain Drakor on a certain page 46... :3
Edgar
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Rex
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Rend

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06-Sep-2012 12:22:25

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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I traveled around Gielinor ICly, getting supplies and such, then hired a smith ICly, to create a sword made of Runite.
I went to Falador a few days later and a man was preaching about Zaros. As a die hard Zamorakian i naturally told him to get lost, well, the man didnt take it well and started throwing obsidian disks at me.
I let my armour take most of the hits then unsheathed my dagger, which was poisoned and stabbed him. He then began to say, ICly "Good thing about the Burgh De Rott Quest, you get this book which heals poison and you can use it as much as you want!" So apparently he was healed by a non-existent quest reward that can only be obtained by doing a quest the Adventurer did.
I drew my fancy new sword as he turned around and faced the bar, apparently thinking i was finished.
When i stabbed at his back, he quickly "unsheathed" his obsidian sword and hung it on the decorative wings on his helmet to block my blow, all in half a second to a second. We debated about it and after a while i just went with it. Now here is where things get even more weird.
As i stabbed his shield he responded "-The sword shatters on his shield-"
...Last time i checked, Runite was pretty darn hard.
He then turned around and said that he "cuts off the mans head with his dragon metal sword" A sword which, he did not even have unsheathed.
I tell him that the action was an autohit and asked him how he got dragon metal ICly. The majority of the people in the bar just told me to stop whinning and rp, so im thinking to myself. Are you kidding me..?

07-Sep-2012 21:52:19

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