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Maurum

Maurum

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"A Zarosian Dragonkin Worshipper who wants to kill Zamorak with a Saradomin Godsword. And he has a Saradomin hilt. I mean....seriously?"

And don't forget how he casually got up and hopped the railing while he was being held down by my staff...

27-Aug-2012 01:30:33 - Last edited on 27-Aug-2012 01:31:23 by Maurum

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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I was in Canifis, IC as my vyrewatch character, just chilling in the bar with my friend, also a vyre. Suddenly an icyene comes in and tells everyone to "Get the **** Out!".
The bartender did not take to this kindly and changed into a "Wolf-angel" then attacked the icyene, who she claimed was actually a vyre. After a bit, my vyre friend and i began to charge magic. The icyene then dared us to shoot the magic at her, claiming it will only make her stronger.
Not taking any chances, we dispelled our magic when ANOTHER vampyre comes up from the side of the tavern, with what i can only guess was an assassin at his side, and castes an ice barrage at me. Freezing me. The assassin then shoots me in the shoulder with a bolt from his crossbow while the icyene goes to decapitate me with a silver lined polearm.
the vampyre who froze me comes to save the day as he quickly deflects the icyenes polearm sending it off course. They argue, deciding if they should kill me or not, and eventually, start to fight. All while the bartender and my friend escape.
The assassin takes my frozen body upstairs and begins to search it for loot, taking my sword. Then, he takes out a vial of squid ink and draws a mustache on my face.
When the ice thaws, the ink begins to smear on my face, transforming it into what looks like something from the band K.I.S.S, the assassin however, is long gone.
I am now upstairs in the bar, sitting in a pool of thawed ice without my weapon, ready for a medieval concert. Are you kidding me...?

29-Aug-2012 18:15:42

Glorfindyl

Glorfindyl

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A year ago my sister using my account ``Did It`` with a dirtily minded, excited man up beside the bar. After the ``Big Bang`she cut off the man`s protruding groin part and threw it off the street. The man gasping in pain attempted to retrieve his `Baws``and his ``sword`` but before he could succeed a random man picked it up and went cheering in the crowd with the Sausage shaped Groin.
LOL.
Seriously?

29-Aug-2012 18:59:58 - Last edited on 29-Aug-2012 19:01:53 by Glorfindyl

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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Nah i go solo....
In other news. There has been sightings of a werewolf assassin with a sniper crossbow who runs into to Rising Sun Inn ONLY to throw a smoke bomb at his feet, then stomp his foot.
The Teletab in his boot broke at that moment, mysteriously, it did not break earlier, and as the man teleported away, his leg was miraculously still attached to his body. This has been News with Drakor, now signing off.
Yours (un)truly, Drakor.

30-Aug-2012 17:44:05

Arela

Arela

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I got into an argument where the other person claimed:
"Zaros can contact any zarosian at any given time" and a bunch of other passive-aggressive feel goody crap that you would expect out of a preacher.
I was like:
"Uh huh.... so what was the point of the quest 'The temple at senisten' again?"

06-Sep-2012 03:28:14

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