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Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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Pointing to the right? I CALL LOREBREAK!
On a serious note. (Not that any of these stories are overly serious.) I was in Falador bar, sitting next to what i can only guess was an assassin. When behind us, some guy was juggling flaming balls of earth and reading a flaming book at once.
I turned to see where the heat was coming from when a woman attacked the man for using such dangerous magic in public.He said that he was an innocent Pyromancer and ran upstairs. Jumping off the railing when he got cornered. He then ran halfway across Falador, followed by the woman, me, and the assassin who was previously mentioned.
Halfway through the chase he decided that the attack was a rofl attack, voided the conflict then returned to the bar as if nothing happened, we tried explaining that everyone in the conflict needs to agree to the void and he began raging on us, giving us titles that cannot be named on the forums. The three of us ended up just going OOC and walking away.
Yours (un)truly, Drakor.

23-Aug-2012 03:38:23

Cysan
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Cysan

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So basically... Me and my ic wife were chatting oocly. We were chatting about various stuff and finally she goes upstairs into the room we rented ic, telling me to come in icly. When i do, her character asks me if its all clear upstairs. When i tell her there's no one here but us, she says, "So? Are you going to come in here or what?"
My character is obviously oblivious at this point to what is taking place... but... I said we should continue this roleplay later. Cybering allowed ic'ly? Not when there's people downstairs. Cybering allowed ever? Certainly decreases your social gracefulness.

A few weeks later, we decided to just have a kissing contest icly.
Ic wife a wh0re?
ruh roh. Post below what you think of this dirty woman.

P.S. She's mah fiancee irl. You are not allowed to **** her ic'ly, Tarn. " ...As it is those who seek to right the wrongs of this world who are most liable to be the greater evil. " ~Primus

23-Aug-2012 04:34:58 - Last edited on 23-Aug-2012 04:41:48 by Cysan

Cysan
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Cysan

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Lol Drakor, my character is so untouchable that it's not even funny.
She's the only ic girl my char will EVER get. " ...As it is those who seek to right the wrongs of this world who are most liable to be the greater evil. " ~Primus

23-Aug-2012 04:42:33

Miku Append
Nov Member 2010

Miku Append

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Had an epic forum battle with anonymous:
Kitsune Elly
"You forget I still have god mode on, not only that but my power level radiates with ki that extends for thousands of miles making the earth tremble and lights go out from mutual induction because, well, quite frankly its over 9000..."
:3
Anonymous
"Use Hatebane's special attack, negation field to cancel out Kitsune elly's tails and shoot rapid 700s at her."
Kitsune Elly
"That was an after image, sir. I move so fast not even the photons that hit an object to create an image can keep up"
:3
Anonymous
"So pretty much, you move so fast that your body doesn't move?
Alright, mini demise and void, go back to ripping her hair out while she's busy moving so fast that nothing happens."
Kitsune Elly
"Not necessarily, according to the theory of relativity because I have accelerated to the speed of light (faster than the speed of light in this case) I have been converted to pure energy because in order to move that fast one must not have any mass hence Einsteins famous equation of Energy equals to mass times the velocity of light squared to the second power.
However in this unique case, in theory I am so fast the neutrinos can be used to send information and feedback in a past event so I get to react to whatever your intentions are BEFORE you even manifest a thought.
TL;DR - I am a Kitsune, good fight"
:3
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Sniff... so beautiful.
We spent hours going back and forth like this LOL.

23-Aug-2012 05:33:59 - Last edited on 23-Aug-2012 05:34:57 by Miku Append

[#LJICJY7IS]

[#LJICJY7IS]

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Walked into falador.
Rofl1: *stabs at u*
Me: ((Wtf? Random attack much?))
rofl1: ((no u atckd me))
me: ((when?!))
rofl1: ((In teh wildy 20 mins ago))
Me: ((that was /OOC/))
Rofl1: ((i was ic))
Me: ((...Just gtfo.))
Rofl1 walked away after going ooc at that point.
Rofl2: ((You killed him oocly?))
Me: ((Yeah, lol.))
Rofl2: ((You can't auto kill someone's character.))
Me: ((Dude, I was ooc in the wild - pking.))
Rofl2: ((Then how is his char dead?))
Me: ((I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IC!!!))
I ragequit at that point.

24-Aug-2012 15:13:32

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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So i was in Falador bar, (surprise surprise) carrying my shield on my back and my sword in its sheathe, you know, the usual. Suddenly, a woman walks up to me. She pulls out a scroll saying "By the word of Prince Mathew, you are a dead man." She then swung a sword at my neck.
I ducked her attack and we begin fighting, eventually her boss, (the guy who sent her to kill me.) Came in with a tin knife. At that point, it started to become a huge fighting fest. The fest included, me, the assassin, her boss, and two girls who decided to join in.
It came to the point that the assassin tin knife master person fled. Leaving us three (the two girls and i) to finish off the assassin. The assassin was standing on a stool and swung at one of the women's heads, which she ducked and then countered with a stab.
The assassin complained that she rofl avoided the attack, we tried explaining that ducking a neck slash is not hard, but the assassin persistsed that she did not respond AT ALL. So the assassin went OOC, raged a bit and walked away, we assumed she was autodead as she went OOC while being attacked, then a random man walks up to me and stabs at my back with a blessed sil*ithril sword. I told him that there was a shield on my back and that the sword hit that.
He raged at me calling it a rofl shield and that i was autodead for creating random equipment. We all ended up voiding his stab and went on with our daily lives.
Then, a giant fungal creature comes in and tries to kill the sil*ithril weilding man. However, i will not talk about that since i wasn't paying attention to it.
Yours (un)truly, Drakor.
EDIT: Fixed typos.

24-Aug-2012 19:58:30 - Last edited on 24-Aug-2012 20:10:58 by Pablo Le LA

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