^Heh, true. In medieval times, water really WAS unsafe.
Also, in the assumption that I'm allowed to post generally funny things from RP here:
(The following is written in the Journal of Wilma Alesssandra O'Frosty)
~~~~The Tale of the unlucky (Though witty) Assasin~~~~
One day, I was in the Rising Sun, drinking my usual when I noticed the suspicious man beside me. Upon me cautiously questioning him whether he was an assasin (He trembled like a leaf at the question), I stated that he simply looked like one would an assasin to be clothed and act (He /did/ look like an assasin, but was far more fearful).
Not soon after this, a strange stranger entered, apparently in search of a criminal. After going through the current inhabitants of the bar, the strange stranger approached my "Assasin" and, believe it or not, asked him whether he was a detective in disguise! The question to someone who looked so much like an assasin almost had me fall off my stool laughing. I managed to keep off the floor, though. (Wouldn't want my robes dirty, now would I?)
After recovering from my laughing fit, I noticed a White Knight casually hanging about. Not surprising, they do that all the time anyway. So I decided to have some fun with the young assasin and the White Knight. I have a reputation of mild evil to uphold, after all.
It was laughably easy to coax both the Would-Be-Assasin and the White Knight to a quieter place, where I easily tricked the Assasin into confessing his profession. Just as I had planned, the White Knight entered the secluded in the exact same moment as the young man tolld me "I'm an assasin".
All in all, a very succesful day for me. Reputation of mild evil: Upheld. My mistress, at the very least, would be amused.....
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I hope someone got a laugh from that...
(Should I have posted it on the diaries thread? I can do that, too...)
-Leaves, mumbling silently to herself-
~~Diverse Signatures~~
My existence is debatable, but likely.
04-Apr-2012 13:48:23