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QueenArasene

QueenArasene

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^Heh, true. In medieval times, water really WAS unsafe.
Also, in the assumption that I'm allowed to post generally funny things from RP here:
(The following is written in the Journal of Wilma Alesssandra O'Frosty)
~~~~The Tale of the unlucky (Though witty) Assasin~~~~
One day, I was in the Rising Sun, drinking my usual when I noticed the suspicious man beside me. Upon me cautiously questioning him whether he was an assasin (He trembled like a leaf at the question), I stated that he simply looked like one would an assasin to be clothed and act (He /did/ look like an assasin, but was far more fearful).
Not soon after this, a strange stranger entered, apparently in search of a criminal. After going through the current inhabitants of the bar, the strange stranger approached my "Assasin" and, believe it or not, asked him whether he was a detective in disguise! The question to someone who looked so much like an assasin almost had me fall off my stool laughing. I managed to keep off the floor, though. (Wouldn't want my robes dirty, now would I?)
After recovering from my laughing fit, I noticed a White Knight casually hanging about. Not surprising, they do that all the time anyway. So I decided to have some fun with the young assasin and the White Knight. I have a reputation of mild evil to uphold, after all.
It was laughably easy to coax both the Would-Be-Assasin and the White Knight to a quieter place, where I easily tricked the Assasin into confessing his profession. Just as I had planned, the White Knight entered the secluded in the exact same moment as the young man tolld me "I'm an assasin".
All in all, a very succesful day for me. Reputation of mild evil: Upheld. My mistress, at the very least, would be amused.....
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I hope someone got a laugh from that...
(Should I have posted it on the diaries thread? I can do that, too...)
-Leaves, mumbling silently to herself-
~~Diverse Signatures~~
My existence is debatable, but likely.

04-Apr-2012 13:48:23

Holy Twig

Holy Twig

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The following is edited to better capture the spirit of the conversation, as opposed to what was said verbatim. The setting? In the Rising Sun, a vampyre and a mahjarrat were sipping ale after the vampyre flipped out on a man with an egg-whisk
Derpyre: I'Z liek Totally sooper strong broseph
Derphjarrat: NUH-UHH! I'm SOOPER STRONGER!
Derpyre: *ships ale* NUH-UHH NUH-UHH! I'z a vUmpYRe WHOS liek 50 Bilyun YErS old!1!
Derphjarrat: NUH-UHH NUH-UHH NUH-UHH!!!!eleven! I'Z a MahJuJuarrut and THe reGIsTard mahjart thred aceptd mE!
Derpyre: WeLlL I'm Rilly STRONG!
this continued along this thread for a while.

05-Apr-2012 14:04:42

Auraella

Auraella

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Queen Arasene, Detective Lilah Failesworthe reporting for duty ;D
Yes, believe it or not I played the failed detective. It was sort of a...Are you kidding me? moment as many people actually responded to her in a serious way, which was unbelievable. It was also unbelievable that after smashing a table, two chairs, a bar pump, a wine glass and dented a table, she wasn't beaten up yet. She then went up to the "assassin" and whispered "I know what you are...." and at this point he was shaking a lot, and then she said "...you're a detective like me in disguise, aren't you?" She then went on to blame her clumsiness on Mahjarrats, occasionally calling them wrongly, while a Mahjarrat was currently present. She finally took a bolt to the forehead and died.
If you were there, a definite "Are you kidding me? moment! :P
:)

05-Apr-2012 14:23:15 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 14:25:10 by Auraella

Ryzter11

Ryzter11

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i get lured to a palace oocly, and forced to go ic for moniez!! :P
Now seeing as i need money for outfits, i took the money and went ic.
THAT was my first mistake...
so anyway, the people who lured me there, brought a small army of people, and surrounded my character by autowalking.
i was then shot in the face with a rofl fire surge shot from a /sword/ without even charging.
i was killed because of an /ooc/ insult.
i insulted her for insulting me <---- lol
so i logged off rs to do some homework, and two days later i log in, and void that characters death.
Because it wasn't legit.
so i get raged at, because i voided the death, and blacklisted the people who were /SO/ rofly, that it was extremely hard to role-play with them.
and now... i'm being called a death voider...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

05-Apr-2012 14:48:26

Arela

Arela

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Also here is a moment that is bad on my part, but idc. X D
A guy kept putting this fiarly cool looking raven over me, so i ignorelisted him for a week as punishment.
I'm certain we all have moments when we do something stupid and laugh at it.

06-Apr-2012 14:29:22

Holy Twig

Holy Twig

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I bumped into a half-vampyre half-human half-dragon in the rising sun who caught a ball of screaming hellfire like it was a cookie.
And then she turned out to be a good RP'er.
I still can't look at her straight, though.

06-Apr-2012 16:03:33

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i was roleplaying with a guy in full saradomin rune armor and a saradomin sword, who was claiming to be an ardougne knight trying to arrest a woman in falador, and it looks like she is being harassed, and i go there over and say so what is the problem? and after some arguing, i am throwing a lightning magic attack at this guy in full metal armor and he blocks with his sword and i say : ((dude metal conducts magic)) and he replies, saying that it is a saradomin sword so it has lightning invincibility WTF can somebody please tell me what the **** was wrong with that? anyway so he also did try specing me using sara sword spec which i did avoid at one point and i am basically fighting this guy, oh btw APPARENTLY HIS ARMOR WAS SARADOMIN ARMOR TOO! AND LIGHTNING MAGIC PROOF! so then after this and a while, i am now using wind magic against this idiot because of his armor (which by the way his armor is full metal as previously stated and gave him full protection) so then this random guy comes here in the bar and decides to get involved and entangled this man and at this point he is hit with a wind surge and the equivalent to about 2 or 3 wind bolts plus lightning spells (2) and now the girl from previous, slashes at his neck and his full helm neck armor breaks the hit as well as a random ghost walks up and stabs at his heart, and i block it with my foot (so i have a magic ghost sword in my foot now) and then i cast a dual wield magical spells in both my hands on his back while he is paralyzed and after a bit he finally dies and then he turned into a demon and saradomin possessed his body... so at this point i ooc raged, i went ooc and i said **** THIS, YOU ARE DEAD, and everybody else involved agrees in fact, that this god modding idiot is dead. Hit by numerous magical spells in metal armor with real godwards artifacts, and at the point i wind surged i had about enough and of course with the ghost who wanted to join in and the other random guy lookin for a fight :P done.

07-Apr-2012 02:50:15

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