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Trehy4

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@Cuddly, all the way up there on the last page... All the way back...
I am gonna use that from now on. Sometimes a word just clicks, and you know it is perfect
"derpyre" :O
@emi dawn
I was there, and boy do i agree! I had no idea what was going on and forgot about it until i read your post. Is that really what happened? A true wtf moment
My turn to contibute (again)... I walked in on this fight with a noob who was "elitist style" manipulating another noob. When i asked wtf was going on he said
"well i spend more time on e forums than he does, that makes me a better roleplayer... Therefor, he (noob 2) cannot beat me unless i let him"
My reply was swift, and tempered with the steel that only comes from having no life and spending your whole day arguing with the internet (not just here)
"d00d, i spend hours every day in front of forums, and i STILL dont know why people think it makes them superior, leave the man alone. Better yet, help him like a responsible person"
After a while (he took like five goddammned minutes) his reply was sent, ominous and very serious...
"omfg noob, ur harrasin me, reported... And ignored. I cant believe you go around being an ******** like that, im gonna hack you for harrasment, you p****"
Me and the other guy turned to eachother (as best as we could, the guy WAS new) and simultaneously said...
"are you kidding me!" -other player
"are you f****** serious kid?" -me
-lo and behold, my most recent wtf moment
Y'all take care

07-Apr-2012 11:08:51 - Last edited on 07-Apr-2012 11:11:52 by Trehy4

Jackin123

Jackin123

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Three assassins, armed to the teeth, walk into the castle at Ardougne to kill the elderly Jack Rovin I, who at that time was the general of the Ardougnian Army. They hid in the library, and when he was in the right spot, they busted open the door, tackled the elderly man as he tried to fight them off, and they basically pulled a Julius Caesar, stabbing him multiple times, before taking his Runite-armoured body to the local furnace, where he was smelted.
A few days later, his son, Ajax, who was a blacksmith, purchased the same forge.

07-Apr-2012 19:14:01

Cyri

Cyri

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Me and a friend were rping in the typical Trollador tavern.
Some stuck up guy calling himself an emperor (which is widely misused.) was going on about him being better and telling his slaves to do things.
My friend spoke his opinion OOCly "<name> your char's kind of a d**k :P just saying"
The so-called Emperor blacklisted him for giving an opinion..

08-Apr-2012 16:08:23

Doc Doctor

Doc Doctor

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Oh Boy...Let's see...
I was walking up to Falador castle to inspect it for weaknesses, because my ally in another clan was thinking of declaring war.
Sooo.....A female character and a male character residing at trollador castle who probably didn't even live there metagamed and had apparently a dozen roflarchers shoot at me while she pulled some lever or something that apparently made spikes shoot up out of the ground beneath me while the bridge would open up to drop me into a pit of spikes hidden in the moat.
I walked away, went to the bar, and drank beer till I passed out.

Another time this one guy had a machine gun like repeating crossbow that apparently had exploding magical roflbolt tips.
I managed to shoot him in the chest with an arrow from a large powerful ogre bow...And somehow the arrow was stopped by his roflchain mail.
I walked away, went into a bar, and drank till I passed out.

Another time I was in the bar with some pals having a beer. I went ooc and afk for a moment to turn off a stove timer IRL.
When I came back, a certain female character was angrily lecturing my ooc character to respond that she had cut my head off.
I went ic, walked over to the bar, and drank till I passed out.
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”

09-Apr-2012 17:44:19

Howl Aren

Howl Aren

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Luxim to answer your question, I came from a site where autohitting didn't exist. We just beat the crap outta eachother. We might've just created something very powerful, something that can change the world.
The Last of the Aren's.

09-Apr-2012 18:06:52

Arela

Arela

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Someone made the claim that it is impossible to grapple the falador castel because there are archers up there. Followed up by saying i would be blacklisted if i rofl attack.
A: I wasn't rofl attacking, I was actually trying to kill off a character via grapple dysfunction.
B: I don't accept nonexisting (the archers) characters in roleplaying. Then anyone could make the claim of having an army of 5 million people.
C: The only thing that Falador Castel has going for it is that it only has one entrance and exit. This makes it ideal because they only need to say that the "Invulnerable portcullis that isn't affected by ANY attack" is closed. In response, they challenge people to try to gain access, and in return they are denied. They feed their own "rofl" attacks in essence. They're those attention hogs from highschools that no one likes.
D: If I was rofl attacking, I would plant bombs in the mole-holes under falador and blow them up. This would lead to support in the caves under falador and would cause a massive chasm to form, consuming about 80% of falador. Not someone grappling a crappy castel in a troll-prone area.
@ letter D. Anyone can feel free to use that plan to destroy falador. I personally think it isn't possible. But heck, i've seen the impossible happen.

12-Apr-2012 21:53:13

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