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Aura Angelus

Aura Angelus

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yea, I had a rofl rp, it was brief but amusing.
I am person A, person B is..well..the other person..duh..

- Person A is standing inside falador bar, behind the table that sits next to the stairs -
- Person B walks behind Person A and shouts -
" Oi, you're in my seat "
- Person A would turn, only to see person B with both hands holding their own dagger -
- He reacts instinctively, rapidly drawing his sword and slashing up for the left shoulder joint and then across for the opponents neck to remove both his left arm and his head -
- Person B attempts to "Void", claiming the attack to be randoming -
- Person A, having had no prior agreement to void, instakills Person B's character -
- Person B complains for the next 30 minutes, before rofl changing the character to make it a useless character, thus saving his favourite one -
- Person A gives no Flying Ducks -

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

23-Feb-2012 01:39:20

Arela

Arela

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I was once planning an event (now dead)
2 people were spies, for some guy i barely heard of.
Spying on nothing useful, for a clan event that was fairly peaceful
I later learned that they were paid for a sum total of 3m.
...really?

23-Feb-2012 22:04:59

Dez Cousland

Dez Cousland

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I have this character who is a bit of a flirt right so I kinda use it to an advantage against one of my enemies who is a female vampyre.
*she gets ready to sink her teeth into his neck*
Me: Whoa whoa whoa no dinner first?
Her: *the vampyre smiles* This is my dinner...
Me: Oh well of course you enjoy this but what about me. I mean come on lady if this is going to work...
Her: Are you kidding me you silly human?
Me: Well no I do really love you. ~Ugh what am I saying~
Her: Awww you love me? *she tries to grab his neck, her eyes glowing red* DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL?!!?!??!?!!?
Me: What a woman! *as his neck is grabbed*
My character just can't stay out of trouble and his flirting brings him into more trouble.
Happy adventuring!
Maes ^_^

24-Feb-2012 10:29:19 - Last edited on 24-Feb-2012 10:29:56 by Dez Cousland

Arela

Arela

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I couldn't remember another moment, so here, a blonde joke:
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A rally of 10,000 blondes gathered at a parade and gathering to help proove that blondes are not as stupid as people make them out to be.
So they randomly select this blonde chick out of the crowd and bring her on the stage.
Judge : "Hello, I will give you a math problem, if you get it right everyone will stop making blonde jokes."
Blonde Girl: "OK!"
Judge : "what is 30 + 40?"
Blonde Girl: "Errrrr....ummm....... 93?"
Judge : "I am sorry that is incorrect"
At that moment, the entire crowd of blondes begin cheering
Blonde Crowd: "Give her another chance! give her another chance!"
Judge: "Fine alright, i will offer you another chance; What is 50 + 50?"
Blonde Girl: "Uhmmmm...eh......38?"
Judge: "Sorry, that is also wrong."
The crowd began to cheer and chant again.
Blonde crowd: "Give her another chance! give her another chance!"
Judge: "Fine fine fine, but this is your final chance. What is 2 + 2?"
Blonde Girl: "Ermmmmm.... uhmmmm..... 4?"
Judge: "Thats it! you got it correct!"
Blonde crowd: "Give her another chance! give her another chance!"

24-Feb-2012 21:01:18 - Last edited on 24-Feb-2012 21:02:12 by Arela

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