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Arela

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This one time i saw someone summon a demon (another person)
The demon described himself as:
red-Pink, fluffy hair, big eyes, small but sharp arms, and has a screach that knocks people out, and when they are asleep does cruel and evil things to them.
....jigglypuff?

20-Feb-2012 21:41:36

Livvi
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Livvi

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I like this thread.
While roleplaying as Adelaine Arkon completeting a random assassination contract because she suddenly decided to be an assassin for a day. She was with three others who had already engaged the target as a distraction the roleplaying went like this. This was through about 3 posts which is long in my mind.
-Adelaine sits herself on the table while watching her three helpers engage the target while she carefully un-slings her crossbow and takes a broad bolt out of her pouch. Slowly she places it in the crossbow and starts to lode it quite slowly so no one notices what she is doing, then she aims it at her targets shoulder and moves her thumb to the trigger. Checking the alignment she sees it is in line with her target and presses the trigger point-
=After bout two minutes=
Me ooc'ly : HEY LOOK AT MY ATTACK MOVEMENT =@,.,@=
Target : (While engaged with no shield at all as far as I can see description wise) -Dodges bolt with his shield-
Me: -Walks outside and face-palms the floor-
Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.

20-Feb-2012 21:54:37

Sniggedy

Sniggedy

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hi my name is ezio mactavish
one time i was roleplay with m budy in fally bar an he attack nother guy and th guy ran way ad we kil hom wit ar nd mahrit pwers and he dye but he tele an no sy he die. what a ***** noob turd

PECAN: MAHJRINE. OORAH
EDIT: WHINING ABOUT ROLEPLAYERS BEING SILLY MAKES ME FEEL SUPERIOR. I LIKE IT.

20-Feb-2012 22:49:34 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2012 22:51:10 by Sniggedy

Sniggedy

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THAT WAS THE POINT, WOMAN.
IT WAS NOT A GOOD STORY AT ALL, I INTENTIONALLY FABRICATED THAT PILE OF CATSNIT TO BE A PILE OF CATSNIT.
HOW COULD THAT BE GOOD, SIR

PECAN: CONFUSED. OORAH.
EDIT: HOW DO JOKE NOT GET.

21-Feb-2012 18:13:01 - Last edited on 21-Feb-2012 18:13:22 by Sniggedy

Beyond Lions

Beyond Lions

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Once, i was at the Fally bar, and.....
*Man walks in holding a sonic emp*
*mans walks over to the counter, sits on a bar stool, and tinkers with the sonic Emp*
*Places the emp on the counter and leaves*
*comes back seconds later, saying*
((Guys, the bar just blew up. >.> ))
*does it again, just to try to get them to leave*
((Guys you're horrible rpers))
*walks away*
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Btw, Luxim.
*Pulls out a marker/microphone*
JIGGLY-PUFF, JIGGLY LY! PUFF, JIGGLY-PUFF!
*Draws a mustache on everyone once they fall asleep*

21-Feb-2012 20:31:54 - Last edited on 21-Feb-2012 20:37:12 by Beyond Lions

Ryzter11

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ok so i walk into falador bar, and a guthixian stops me from entering, i threaten to cut his balls of and strap them to his chin and he rofl changes into bandosian armour, dragon boots, dragonfire shield and abyssal whip, saying he used magic to change armour.
after that i just decided to slip past and go to the bar, then he started spewing crap about guthix.
he came up behind me and said, so ryan star xd, do you worship guthix?
i was like wtf....

22-Feb-2012 15:26:08

Kota Rovin
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Kota Rovin

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Legit Rovin roleplay
Story: We fished up some monkfish and are on a boat delivering them to Rimmington. We are using the docked Karamaja/Sarim boat as the roleplay zone.
Cast
Rakon- Me
Shady
Kirby
Ark
Voron
Random guy
Shady: We'll be arriving shortly.
-the boat would rock from the violent waves-
Voron: I hate the sea.....-hurls-
Ark :( (afk))
Kirby :( (afk))
-a Random guy that I know from w31 sees us in the boats from the docks. He walks onboard even though we're at sea.-
Randomer: Shady....I've been waiting along time for this....
Rakon :( (you know we're rping at sea right -name-?))
Randomer: Then how did I get on Kota?
-stabs hole in the the bottom of the ship with spear then roflfire surges the side-
Randomer: Have fun drowning. -Walks off gangplank-
Ark :( (back, wtf!?!))

22-Feb-2012 23:48:12

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