No names being mentioned, we'll call this Troll-player "Noob"
While sitting in Falador square, Ic, waiting for action. Noob approaches me, stabbing a knife at me for no apparent reason.
Noob: -Stabs knife at for-head-
Me: (( Your wearing full leather...? ))
Noob: ( I no tht. )
Me: -Ducking under the knife randomly being stabbed at his for-head, he'd have reached up to grab his wrist and then swinging a rather crushing punch towards his rib cage-
Noob: -His full dragonite armor would have easily protected him- (Note he is wearing full leather)
Me: (( Your wearing full leather...? ))
Noob: ( I no tht. )
Me: -He'd have shaken the pain from his fist, possessing a few broken fingers, he'd have spun in a tight circle, swinging his foot for Noob's face, if connected he'd have easily earned himself a broken jaw-
Noob: -Does a flawless double backflip then growing twice his original size letting out a large roar-
Me: (( ....Really....? ))
Noob: ( wut? )
Me: (( Full "dragonite" double blackflip, enlarging your size by two but your armour grows with you? What the /hell/ is up with that? ))
Noob: ( i'm rlly good at this aint i? )
Me: (( Blacklisted. ))
As I walk away he chases after me cussing me to hell then saying that I cannot blacklist him, I reply "why not?" He replies "cuz im legit"
This is the worst I've seen, even and especially in Falador.
For some of us that journey takes us on a hidden path, through a darker forest, or, instead of answers, we find a whole new set of questions.
24-Feb-2012 23:14:10
- Last edited on
24-Feb-2012 23:16:30
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The Vizier
