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Morzan

Morzan

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I was in Canny bar and as the lovely Vyre my char is I attempted to tithe a nice young man with glowing eyes, he immediately called ooc'ly for back up and within the minute three people turn up two of whom claimed to be part Ourg whilst the other (A Saradomist monk/wizard thing) claims that his 'lightning spell' is impossible to dodge no matter what you do as it travels at the speed of light.

sorry for the punctuation :)

19-Apr-2013 17:20:08

Kara-Ara
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Kara-Ara

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I was in Fally bar once. And I saw somebody running around as a half-bird freak, screaming they had spoken directly to Armadyl and been granted special powers.

They promptly flew away and went ooc.

Then I'm gonna admit, I rofled a bit. I've got a fire mage, and got in a magical duel with another fire mage. Whilst recovering, he had time to charge up a lightning spell. Managing to get to her feet, this charrie took the full blast of lightning, went Avatar; TLA and redirected the shot back at him for a kill.
"A silly ***** is what I'm going to call **** jokes from now on."
-Jen 2015

19-Apr-2013 20:14:48

Eln
Mar Member 2016

Eln

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The action '*He unzipped his pants, revealing his snake*', the subsequent WTF, and then the explanation in the second action of'*The poisonous snake would move to bite the man*' in Falador bar.

01-May-2013 02:51:17 - Last edited on 01-May-2013 02:52:48 by Eln

Corvus Grey

Corvus Grey

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So, I'm in Ardougne, making an arrest. Apparently, this guy is in the Lost family or something. Here's what I get.

Me: You're under arrest for murder! (Which was highly rofly, to add.)
Him/Murderer: -Chants in ancient tongue.-
Random Guy: -Swoops down on a dragon, jumping off the dragon and landing. His full rune armor glimmers with highly enchanted st00f.-
Me: ((What the ****.)) -The guard brings his sword up and goes to incapacitate the man in rune by stunning him in the head.-
Random Guy: -The man's armor is enchanted with lightning, sending 10,000 volts into your sword.-
Me: ((Lolno.))
Random Guy: -He then uses an earth spell to topple the entire Ardougne Church on the guard.-
Me: ((.....))
Him/Murderer: ((That was legit! You have to die!))
Me: ((Uhhh.....))
Him/Murderer: ((Blacklisted.))

He then proceded to go Ooc and teleport away. I was almost dying with laughter.

Lolz.

01-May-2013 20:40:48

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