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Balmed

Balmed

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Once shot at a guy from a rooftop in Failador... I mean Falador... and he jumped up and blocked it. No problem right? Oh, whoops, did I forget to mention he was in full black plate armor? AND he had a clockwork arm... mad of onyx!? What is this madness?! I believe he tried to swipe my feet too. I was on top of the bar -.- I mean, are you kidding? It was... interesting...

-P1xels

23-Feb-2013 06:37:40

Cyri

Cyri

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Not the first time some goofy idiot did agility skills in full plated armor. And of course! There's always something off about their body. Sorry you had to go through such an atrocity.

So! A year and some months ago I guess, when I still played this game
I recall a moment seeing some "lycan" out of Morytania, cuz y'know, everyone likes to be the outworldly.
So the beast was slain (surprisingly) and I fired a bolt into the fellow's head to end his suffering. Keep in mind, he was on the ground

Y'know what happened next? He says the power of Zamorak blessed him, growing dragon wings, and flies away screaming "Victory!"

24-Feb-2013 05:46:28

Del Baccarin

Del Baccarin

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Okay, so this is what happened;

Man: ~That man must have something to do with the Daedra...~
Me: ((From Elder Scrolls?))
Man: ((Yeah))
Me: ((Yeah, we roleplayers don't really like mixing lore))
Man: ((/Fine/, I'll say Zamorakians.))
Me: ((...))

24-Feb-2013 21:04:54

Holy Twig

Holy Twig

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My monster-hunter walked downstairs from the top floor of the Rising Sun, grumbling about how it was "loud and annoying partying." This obnoxiously dressed, robed woman replied with something about being a "Bodyguard of the kingdom of Zaros and I want to take care of your problem and You'll pay me" I replied that "Actually, I was just leaving anyway. Go on back to your drinks, lass, it's not a problem anyway. Let them enjoy their party."

I walked out of the bar and within three minutes she approached me
"They're dead. Now reward me."

Needless to say, my character flipped out, attacking her for the sake of avenging those poor young NPCs partying upstairs. Eventually I stabbed her, at which point my longsword (which is 'decorated' with enough silver to behead a werewolf, blessed, enchanted, dipped in the River Salve, and blessed again. My character really hates zamorakian monsters.) "Phases through her" and she walks away laughing.

I find out, OOC, that her character is "A prophet of Zaros" who is "Both there and not there at the same time, so she can DO damage but not BE damaged becuz Zaros."
I now have a blacklist of one person.

25-Feb-2013 08:23:23

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