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RoeTheBard
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RoeTheBard

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I got a good one (A few actually)
A long time ago, there was a Sarimian Empire.
One day they perused a fugitive into the desert
We find the fugitive
Fugitive and the leader get in a fight
Me: Sits by...thinking how to help
Leader: gets his breastplate smashed in
Fugitive: gets stabed.
Fugitive: Uses his magical hammer to create a sandstorm, and dies in the process
Me: Hugs a cactus for dear life.

FIN

Tis the only thing I remember from that day...also I remember finding out about a wedding...this was shortly after One Piercing Note was released.
Shadow Golems Pls

19-Feb-2013 22:51:38 - Last edited on 19-Feb-2013 22:52:22 by RoeTheBard

TheoFischer

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Before the combat update, I would roleplay carrying my staff on a leather straps on my back, since I didn't like always carrying it around at the ready, or appearing to not have one at all. I was preparing to use magic, so I unbuckled the straps to remove my staff, and some guy tells me OOC that I wouldn't be able to do that, it's not physically possible to carry a staff that way, etc. I wasn't in combat; I had all the time in the world to do this. Are you kidding me?

Now with the combat update, I actually have the in game graphics to back up something I've always done. He never said another word about it. :D

21-Feb-2013 23:16:11 - Last edited on 21-Feb-2013 23:18:51 by TheoFischer

RoeTheBard
Nov Member 2023

RoeTheBard

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Here's my other story

One day I was sitting in the Rising Sun, enjoying the death and fighting, when a Fremennik walked in.
Fremennik: One **rong-Hammer!
Emily brings him a giant **cking keg...
Fremennik: And another for my friend
Emily brings another to a non-fremennik person he just met (Literally)
Shadow Golems Pls

22-Feb-2013 22:34:47

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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I was in Canifis bar, (Surprise surprise) when a woman sits next to me. Being the snooty vampyre I am, I pay no mind to her. Until she, without a reason, swings a battleaxe at my arm. After a long and enduring battle, which consisted of a mercenary, another vampyre, and a mage, she was finally captured and brought to "justice".

Justice in this case, being her losing her tongue. She accepted us doing so without any problem, though once we said would not void the incident, she began to cure at us and call us vulgar names not to be said on the forums.

She then stormed off and went OOC before logging out.

Now, the next day, she walks into the bar again, tongue fully healed. When I ask how this happened she claimed that /I/ healed her.

Are you kidding me...?


Yours (un)truly, Drak.

23-Feb-2013 05:31:13

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