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Eln
Mar Member 2016

Eln

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- Go to Relleka with Kandarin on diplomatics.
- Bring soldier.
- Some halfjarrat tryhard stalks us as we leave.
- Capture said tryhard.
- Leaders make him kneel. Everybody expects to excecute him.
- Instead, strip him nekkid, take his clothes, wrap him in a cloak and drag him by his ear back to Relleka.
- Take cloak back. Get to keep his sword.
- In ancient Zarosian, it reads "In Darkness Comes Death".
- Normal soldier gets badass sword.
- Halfjarrat comes back while I'm offline, bypassed the wards, and makes the Quartermaster cry.
-Still keep the sword.

08-Jan-2013 10:46:01 - Last edited on 08-Jan-2013 10:47:31 by Eln

Lord Pyro I
Nov Member 2018

Lord Pyro I

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You know you're kidding when...

-Saradomin resserects you
-You're a smurf
-crossbow bolts rebound off your head
-You're a frenchie
-You open a portal in space-time to escape
-You're a member of the dark alliance (don't ask)
-You survive an attack from rai and lor
-You're a family member of Zamorak (/really/ don't ask)
-You can deflect a spell with your sword
-You claim you want to own falador
-You claim that the superheat item spell doesn't exist while in full armour "The greatest endeavors are achieved because of their selfless intent"
#WarIsComing

08-Jan-2013 16:44:19

RiDaku
Oct Member 2012

RiDaku

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"I don't give you permission to kill my only Vyre character that I've waited 4 months to change to." Says a man who just moments before receiving a deathblow had drained the life of another roleplayer.

Are you kidding me? The Sicarius |
They think they are "the many", and I "the few". They think this gives them the right to walk over me.

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11-Feb-2013 22:40:25

Arela

Arela

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been a whilesince I last poked around in here. Phew!

The only reason i am somuch as here is that i heard that Jagex finally took the hint and are releasing 2007if they get enough support.

Are you kidding me?

No. 2007 was Runescape's best time, its before everything became incredibly annoying.

17-Feb-2013 23:59:43

Angrys Kitty

Angrys Kitty

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On the matter of Zaros and being the "forgotten" god...

If you do any quest involving him, there's no way you can NOT know about Zaros. Scholars know of him, and even Zamorak, Saradomin, and their followers fear him still and revere him as their nemesis. If he's supposed to be forgotten, someone forgot to tell Jagex about it. They make it too easy to hear his name and learn about him.

On the matter of hilarious roleplays...

I roleplayed an entire scene of crap in the middle of Fally.

I was fighting the Black Knight (Monty Python rendition), and someone came in and Kamehameha'd me through the bar. Then another walked up behind the black knight and Shot him with an AK47, before I came back with my Spirit Bomb and blew the lot of them up. Then I got killed when someone dropped an Atomic Bomb. Fally RPers were like "dafuq?" Then we all tele'd and went to legit roleplay. I'm surprised my story isn't here... =/ Going from King Arthur to Goku apparently isn't fantastical enough to impress the RSRP community. =/


As for RP's I've witnessed and NOT been the crazy one

Legit RP:

Was fighting in clan wars, as was instructed by the RP creator (anything goes, if your character died, your character died, no *dodges hit* stuff), and, while we used varying degrees of Metal Armour up to Mithril, he used Dragon. Level 138 with all combat 99s using Iron, tanked and killed him, and he came back, claimed Zamorak brought him back to life, and proceeded to fight. After dying a second time, SARADOMIN brought him back, and after his third death, he said we were clearly godmodding and kicked us. -.-

18-Feb-2013 01:09:48

Del Baccarin

Del Baccarin

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Okay, so...

I was playing as my vampyre/demon hunter character, Bram (who wears vampyric armour that is actually ooc K'ril's Battlegear), and I go into the Rising Sun inn and sat down at this table and /politely/ order an ale. Then this girl comes up to me and says, "Who let you into the bar?" I put on a smile and ask, "Can I help you miss?" Then she starts yelling at me for wearing a Saradominist symbol with my armour and that my armour is inappropriate all while a Mime is doing his thing in the background.

Are you kidding me...?

18-Feb-2013 01:51:51

big flat cat

big flat cat

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Well once I saw a man that said he was the king of H.A.M. in a bar. Me not liking H.A.M. I decided to kill him. At this point one should note he was wearing a gold crown that like any normal crown sat on top of his head. So silently I took out my sword and tried to stab him in the back of the neck. This being fally bar nobody said anything. So as my blade is about to plunge into the back of his neck severing his spine I get -crown blocks it- and all I can think is ~worst rofl block of all time~.

18-Feb-2013 02:41:20

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