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Tree Rawr

Tree Rawr

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Ok... this just got deleted on me, so here we go again then.
Dude who was attacked: man
Dude who attacked: Derp
Me: Me
So, some dude tries to shoot one dude, the dude dodges, then I come in.
I step over the fence, walk up to him, and try to put the torch onto his back.
Derp says: ((Not doing 2v1 ***bag))
Man and me: ((lol?))
Derp:-void-
Me :( (Troll oll ol l))-ooc/void-
Everyone goes back to what they were doing.
Me: -ic behind railing, sneaks up behind Der* silently-
Me: -tries to shove torch onto his back again-
(Derp has a long hood on with back to me.)
Derp:-turns around- Hey! -dosen't try to dodge just says that but apparantly didn't hit.-
Me: ((how? trolollol))
Derp: ((Shadow magic...)
Me: ((lolz...))
Derp: -Dosen't charge or anythin, even tho this is still godmod, summons 6 other hims.-
Me: ((Trolololol, excuse me? -godmod alarm- Beep beep beep.))
Derp: Its shadow magic lol -ooc-
Man: what are you?
Derp: Vyre
-2 other randomers come over, lets call them r1 and r2-
R1: how'd you cross the salve?
R2: whats a vyre doing here?
Me: ok, tell me how you crossed then I'll tell you how I did.
Derp: well, he found slave traders and they carried him across.
Me: nawh, you need, a special liquid... what that.
Derp: he made a potion. out of his (oo(he actually swore but Jagex will mute it... you all know what he said right)
Me: Hilarious. Tis blood honey.
Derp: and he added blood that came out his (butt(again,muted, a word.)
Me: you can only cross with innocent blood, hard o come by.
Derp: How'd you cross?
Me: A good friend gave me some innocent blood.
Man: Vyres can only cross by the Zamorakian blood ritual or innocent blood.(the one in the quest for the vamp to cross.)
Me:^
Derp: don't lie ***bag.
Me and Man: Theres a big invisso barrier.
Derp: Lol no! Pooheads(bad word ;p )
Man: stupid.
Me: Get ur lore straight plox.
Derp: pieces of poo(bad word :L, he needs a mute.)
Man: Ugh.
Me: -laggs out-
~Dammit, I didn't say "Are you kidding me?"~

26-Jul-2012 12:37:50

Kota Rovin
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Kota Rovin

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A man walks up behind me in falador bar...
-Kota stand at the bar with his old long brown hair look-
-man walks in behind him-
Man:Hey baby how about me and you go somewhere....
Me:-turns around- Excuse me?
Man:You're a dude!!! oh -censor- oh -censor- -runs away-
-returns to my ale confused-

26-Jul-2012 19:47:22

Dargonkin
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Dargonkin

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Earlier today I walked into the Rising Sun with my Lizard-man character and people started ripping my character apart (figuratively speaking) because apparently having a part-dragon-part-human character was a significant enough lorebreak to make the character too invalid to exist.
Saradomin, I love roleplaying, but please, smite the OCD *censor*s who run around voiding chars?
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27-Jul-2012 03:25:19

Dargonkin
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Dargonkin

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Even still, it's apparently enough for a person to void the existence of my char. Either way at this point I have an excuse.
It involves a Mahjaratt, a Dragon, A Human, and soma magic.
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27-Jul-2012 15:19:24

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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I witnessed a fight in which a mahjarrat had a hole torn in his chest and blood poured out of it.
A few hours later when i asked how he was still alive, he responded something along the lines of "Only another of my kind can kill me, not these humans or half-breeds"

27-Jul-2012 18:42:56

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