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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Friday Hello Scouse
(sung to the tune of Friday I'm In Love by The Cure)

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday, I don't care about you
It's Friday, hello Scouse
Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday, hello Scouse

Saturday, wait
And Sunday always comes too late
But Friday, never hesitate

I don't care if Monday's black
Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack
Thursday, grinding through Yak Track
It's Friday, hello Scouse

Monday you can hold your head
Tuesday, Wednesday, stay in bed
Or Thursday play Old School instead
It's Friday, hello Scouse

Saturday, wait
And Sunday always comes too late
But Friday, never hesitate

A treat for the eyes
It's a wonderful surprise
To see your words and our spirits rise
Throw out that frown
And just smile at the sound
Sleek as a shriek, spinning 'round and 'round
Always take a big bite
It's such a welcome sight
To see you post in the middle of the night
We can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It's Friday, hello Scouse

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday, I don't care about you
It's Friday, hello Scouse
Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart
Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday, hello Scouse

(Oh)
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do
Do-do, do-do, do-do, do
(Oh, Liverpool) Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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23-Apr-2021 09:28:56

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I tried to write a version of 'Two Out of Three Ain't Bad', but I don't think it works too well. I was trying to tie it into the new bosses and the ongoing competition.

Players who can surge all night,
But that is slidin' us somewhere.
I watched every livestream I possibly could,
There's nothing left inside of here!
And players who can kill all night,
But that'll never change the dinos I fear.
The loots are really piling up inside,
I wish you wouldn't make the golems leave me.
I padlocked on and I waited it out,
I want to show just how much I make,
I love my dinos and I'm too camped with doubt,
But RNG's been cold to me so long,
I'm looting dino bones instead of uniques!

And all I can do is keep on telling me,
I'll find you, I'll kill you!
But-there ain't no way I'm ever gonna loot you!
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad!

You'll never find your pet on a sandy beach,
You'll never kill for pet drops in a Varrock street!
I know I'm looking for an egg shell in a mountain of rocks,
At least you have a coup de grâce hiding at the bottom
Of an ability box!

29-Apr-2021 23:47:51

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Bring Your Matri' Down
Parody of Tie Your Mother Down, by Queen.

Ooooooh, Yeah!

Get your hybrid now,
And get your summons too,
And get the ring drops, player!

Got my portal down,
With three heads to kill,
It's gonna be tonight my little returned friends!

Irwin says he's locked,
And Laniakea says to slay,
And with three chicks to kill -
Ain't no way I'm gonna run courses this time...

Bring your matri' down,
Bring your matri' down!
Surge out to the portal,
I don't needa be runnin' around!
Bring your matri' down,
Bring your matri' down!
Give me all your pets tonight!

You're such an experiment,
Girls, stay outta my base,
That's all my zygos roamin' around!
Oh, prototypes,
In hunts I guess I never felt a single little effect from dinos!

But you know, my workers roam at night,
Gotta kill to keep 'em safe,
Grabbed my hybrid gear to put a stop to all the...
Roarin' and snarlin' goin' on all the time!

Bring your matri' down,
Bring your matri' down!
Find your little golem - shoot with a stick that's alright,
Bring your matri' down yeah yeah,
Bring your matri' down!
Or you'll be some food tonight!

Oh some food tonight!

Ooh, your guards and the staff,
Gonna stay in temple-side!
They're so scared of matriarchs-
I wish I was locked back outside!

Bring your matri' down,
Bring your matri' down!
Get those big big big big big dinos outta here!
Bring your matri' down,
Bring your matri' down!
Do your three-kill-counts with fright!
Three-kill-counts tonight!

Sip every dose of your pot!

Ooh alright?

Oh!

Oh your kills tonight, gotta get my killin' right!

All your kills... tonight!

30-Apr-2021 00:19:47 - Last edited on 01-May-2021 02:08:08 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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I agree. Trewavas has a cool thread going here with his clever and entertaining tunes.

Nice work with the new additions to the playlist, Tre'. :)

Speaking of new additions, I have one of my own that I just completed... Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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30-May-2021 22:18:57

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Sister 'Scaper
(sung to the tune of Sister Christian by Night Ranger)

Sister 'Scaper, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say let's play

Where you goin' what you lookin' for?
You know those boys
Don't want to play no more with you
It's true

You're levelin'
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe you know you're growin' up so fast
And mama's worryin' that you won't last
To say let's play

Sister 'Scaper there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due
It's true
It's true yeah

Levelin'
What's your price for flight?
You've got him in your sight
And skillin' through the night

Levelin'
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

Levelin'
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

You're levelin'
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

Sister 'Scaper, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say let's play
But you're levelin'
You're levelin' Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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30-May-2021 22:19:58

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