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Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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Why Don't You Go And Skill?
(sung to the tune of Why Don't You Get A Job? by The Offspring)

My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that noob
He tells me every day
He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone
To give her GP every damn day
But she wants more gold pieces just to go bankstand
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?

I guess all his GP, well, it isn't enough
To keep the Grand Exchange clerks at bay
I guess all his GP, well, it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah
But, hey man, free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that noob
She tells me every day
He wants more gold pieces just to go bankstand
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?
I won't give you my GP, I always pay
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way
Na-na, why don't you go and skill?
Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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29-Mar-2021 09:24:03

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Dragonheads Are Go
Parody of Thunderbirds Are Go, by Busted.

King's pet come around,
And there's more new heads to be found,
There's something major chomping down in Wildy dungeons (dungeons!)
Weapons in my hand keeping my clan chat safe and sound,
If there's a pet drop to be had it should be mine now (mine now!)
'Cos now the clans are out to hunt,
No flames to burn them down... down!

Don't be mad just hunt your pet now,
It's a fact that will be waiting!
Friends we have that won't find pets now,
YOU know the sun's about to blow when the Dragonheads are go!

The clan is learning fast,
They know that D-pets will just last,
Be sure that they're not dropping fast; a stain on your pride (your pride!)
You always spot the fool without dragon friends on spool,
You just know it'd be so cruel to be the last guy (last guy)
'Cos now the clans are out to hunt,
No flames to burn them down... down!

Don't be mad just hunt your pet now,
It's a drop that we'll be hunting!
Friends we have that won't find pets now,
YOU know the sun's about to blow when the Dragonheads are go!

Dragonheads are go, go, go, go, go, go, go...

Don't be mad just hunt your pet now,
It's a drop that we'll be hunting!
Friends we have that won't find pets now,
YOU know the sun's about to blow when the Dragonheads are go!

Dragonheads are go!
Dragonheads are go!
Dragonheads are...
Dragonheads are...
Dragonheads are go!

18-Apr-2021 01:08:39 - Last edited on 18-Apr-2021 01:10:06 by Trewavas

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