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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Fifi wanted disappointment. I remembered your disappointment at losing your favourite hat.
Here you go.

Don't Sigh
Parody of Don't Cry, by Guns n' Roses

Post for it Fifi, there's...something on your hat.
Don't hang your hat in sorrow, and please don't sigh.
I know how you feel for fashion, I've been there I swear.
Something has changed now with Robins, how could you know?

Don't you sigh tonight, I'll still mourn your Robin,
And don't you sigh with fright.
Don't you sigh tonight, there's a plank caught above you, Fifi!
And don't you cry tonight.

I'll give you a tissue, as you say your goodbyes.
Let out a hiss before you, tell it goodbye.
Won't you sing with the bard now, and just remember: be glad!
I'll still be mourning for you, and the hats we l-oh-o-o-o-ost, Fifi!

Don't you sigh with fright,
Don't you sigh with fright,
Don't you cry tonight, there's a plank caught above you, Fifi!
Don't you sigh with fright!

And please remember, I'm the Prince of Thieves!
Oh, and please remember, how you broke her hat now, JaGex!
You want to wear it your own way, but you'll so broke now, looker!
You'll feel anguished with sorrow, come the clue-scroll loot now, Fifi!

Don't you sigh tonight,
Don't you sigh tonight,
Don't you cry tonight, there's a plank caught above you, Fifi!
Don't you sigh!
Don't you ever sigh!
Don't you sigh tonight, Fifi, maybe, someday!
Don't you sigh!
Don't you ever sigh!
Don't you sigh with fright!

08-Jun-2020 21:04:37 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2020 23:56:26 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I've written this one as a surprise for my good Forum buddy, Gylly. Resident of World 35 and member of the Holy Church of Gloop clan, this one features some Scape-filled references for her. :)

'35

Parody of '39, by Queen.

In the world of '35 sang a backing friend on gloops,
In the threads where the post were few,
Wore a hat and belted out a Joel and Freddie song,
The neatest songs ever seen.

And he'll write as she sighs,
And the towel sellers say,
That there's no stock left inside...
For Freddie and singing Gyll sailed across the gloopy seas,
Ne'er wore tack, no new beard, always tried.

Can't you see our stall, though you're singing far away,
Can't you see we're telling you,
Throw your towels on the sand,
Find the stock you never had,
In the band that the Sand Hilton knew!

Gylly:
ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ahhh,
ah-ah-ahhhhh,
a-a-ahhhhhh-a-a-ahhh-uh,
aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh,
AH-owaaaahahaaa!

In the world of '35 came a song in for the shop,
The backing friends sung hard that day!
And they bring good news of a world so clearly won,
Though they'll annex so heavily today.
For the Kings and Queens of threads, little Corugus holds a sway,
But this song cannot be,
For so many years I write my songs, thread's older by a year,
Your broken hats, on my songs, moan to me.

Can't you see our stall, though you're singing far away,
Can't you see we're telling you,
Throw your towels on the sand, find the stock you never had,
In the band that the Sand Hilton knew!

Can't you see our stall, though you're singing far away,
Can't you see we're telling you,
All the postings in the land cannot heal me like your sound,
For our strife,
Now we shred
Sing for me.

12-Jun-2020 09:34:11 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2020 19:43:13 by Trewavas

Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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I have achieved parody!


Jokku and Anja

Parody of Johnny and Mary, by Robert Palmer
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_SAMrDnXOE
Original lyrics: https://genius.com/Robert-palmer-johnny-and-mary-lyrics


Jokku's always bumming around
Trying to find currency
He tells all the forums to confirm
That he's in Rimmy
Anja counts the cash
Knows he loves easily

Jokku thinks the world would be right
If it could buy love from him
Anja says he loves her gift
More than a woman
But she gave her cash
Even when the stack was slim

Jokku says he's willing to bum
When he decides Hengel's a tool
(in Dutch, 'een hengel' is a fishing rod, so he is indeed a tool)
Jokku says he'll live everywhere
Where she would move to
Anja combs her hair
Says she could get used to it

Anja always donates her coins
She never knows what to think
She says that he still acts like he's
just been robbed
Scared that he won't be loved
Without a second thought
Bumming around

Jokku feels he's making his wealth
Trying to make sense of her
Anja says he's making a real
sense of devotion
So she combs her hair
Knows he loves easily

Jokku's always bumming around
Trying to find currency
He tells all the forums to confirm
That he's in Rimmy
Anja counts the cash
Says she could get used to it

Jokku's always bumming around
Bumming around

Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

12-Jun-2020 18:55:35

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Trewavas said :
Gylly

Parody of
Ruby
, by
The Kaiser Chiefs

* The title of this song has been dyed *

Let it always be said,
That Gylly wants red,
Cause there's so little else,
Occupying the threads!

There are Phats we seek,
I'll check the clan chat to grief,
Find your dye we discussed,
As I cry out you'll see...

Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!
Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!

Due to lack of interest,
As my role is annulled,
Let the shocked shouts ring out,
And the caskets be found!

Cause there's nothing at all,
Except the space in your box,
Digging up what you hauled,
As I'm singing your name...

Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!
Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!

Should it be, should it be,
That you're digging with me,
And you don't really find,
Dye for free?
Should it be, should it be,
That you're digging with me,
And you don't really find,
Dye for free?

Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!
Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!

15-Jun-2020 20:54:37

Gylly

Gylly

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Ixfd64 said :
Thank you!

Here's another one:

"99 Gold Farming Bots" — a version of "99 Bottles of Beer" about banning bots!

99 gold farming bots on the loose
99 gold farming bots!
If one of those bots should happen to get banned
98 gold farming bots on the loose.

[repeat until the count reaches zero]

No more gold farming bots on the loose
No more gold farming bots!
Wait a while and they'll be back
99 gold farming bots on the loose!


You've got some good ones!

16-Jun-2020 07:17:04

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Gylly also wanted me to write this, after it dawned on me that the lyrics were pretty much perfect. So here we are:

Freddie Gold dust
Parody of Ziggy Stardust, by David Bowie (& The Spiders From Mars).

As Freddie played guitar,
Writing hard with Feefs and Gylly,
And the Gloopers From Threads.
He typed it with hands,
They sang from afar,
Became the special man, then they were Freddie's band.

Now Freddie really sang, dude, he cries...
And screwed down crown hat.
Like a King of the land.
Oh, he could kill 'em by writing,
He could lead them to pengs,
He wrote on and goaded clans,
Through songs and forum posts!

So where were the Gloopers?
While the Royals tried to eat us all.
With the broke hats to guide us,
So we switched our threads and should we crush Rimmington?

Freddie strayed to threads,
Writing songs that weren't for Ghazgkull.
The King was just class,
He held a mass,
And fished for a bass,
Fred dug it all too far, but boy could he write the songs!

Making love with his writing,
Freddie sang up to his mine.
Like a Gloppy Messiah,
When the Gloops had ate a fan,
We had to curse as we ran!

Freddie played guitar.

18-Jun-2020 23:35:13 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2020 19:45:22 by Trewavas

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