(I don't know why) I Bother with Clues
Parody of I Go to Extremes by Billy Joel
Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I feel like a tool
Open the casket, and sure as my life
I am rewarded a single rune knife
Sometimes it feels like it never will end
Where am I going? To Ardy I’m sent
Maybe I’ll get a couple bill
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
I Clue when I'm tired, I Scroll when I'm shot
Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got
Maybe I'm digging on an unlucky hill
Maybe I was too slow on my Guthix mage kill
Tell me, Trewavas, how long should I spend
Before I go back to ol’ PVM?
Sometimes I crave a Big Spider kill
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Into the darkness with my little light
A bull’s-eye lantern to get through the mines
Yes please lead the way so I don’t have to click this time
Each night I fall asleep, full of false hope
Thinking, “It has to be soon”
Dreaming about, getting a dye
Why do I bother with clues?
And if I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
No I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
14-Jun-2020 16:58:08