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Kings Abbot

Kings Abbot

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Trewavas said :
Well, it has been reinstated now. Thank God.

I just hope they keep their claws off the other greats. Slap a warning on it if it means that much to you, but don't delete it.

Anyway, BUMP and all.

Also, thanks for posting your song up, Mr Abbot.


Just directed Jokku to it. I hope he likes it.
Kings Eastwood in
THE GLOOP , THE BWIAN , and THE WIKI
music by Trewavio Morricone

YOU-KNOW-WHO
,
GO
YOU-KNOW-WHAT
YOURSELF!

13-Jun-2020 17:28:49

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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BUMP


I haven't seen him post in quite a while. But then again, I only read/post in the forums in fits and starts these days anyway so could well have missed him.

Or maybe he found a way to transmogrify himself into pixels and is now happily shacked up with Anja.
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

14-Jun-2020 09:27:52

Gylly

Gylly

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Trewavas said :
'35

Parody of '39, by Queen.

In the world of '35 sang a backing friend on gloops,
In the threads where the post were few,
Wore a hat and belted out a Joel and Freddie song,
The neatest songs ever seen.

And he'll write as she sighs,
And the towel sellers say,
That there's no stock left inside...
For Freddie and singing Gyll sailed across the gloopy seas,
Ne'er wore tack, no new beard, always tried.

Can't you see our stall, though you're singing far away,
Can't you see we're telling you,
Throw your towels on the sand,
Find the stock you never had,
In the band that the Sand Hilton knew!

Gylly:
ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ahhh,
ah-ah-ahhhhh,
a-a-ahhhhhh-a-a-ahhh-uh,
aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh,
AH-owaaaahahaaa!

In the world of '35 came a song in for the shop,
The backing friends sung hard that day!
And they bring good news of a world so clearly won,
Though they'll annex so heavily today.
For the Kings and Queens of threads, little Corugus holds a sway,
But this song cannot be,
For so many years I write my songs, thread's older by a year,
Your broken hats, on my songs, moan to me.

Can't you see our stall, though you're singing far away,
Can't you see we're telling you,
Throw your towels on the sand, find the stock you never had,
In the band that the Sand Hilton knew!

Can't you see our stall, though you're singing far away,
Can't you see we're telling you,
All the postings in the land cannot heal me like your sound,
For our strife,
Now we shred
Sing for me.



Across those gloopy seas we shall sing! <3
I'm gonna try my hand at a parody. Gotta find just the right Joel song =P

B.U.M.P.
(bring us more people)

14-Jun-2020 14:26:54

Gylly

Gylly

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(I don't know why) I Bother with Clues
Parody of I Go to Extremes by Billy Joel

Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I feel like a tool
Open the casket, and sure as my life
I am rewarded a single rune knife
Sometimes it feels like it never will end
Where am I going? To Ardy I’m sent
Maybe I’ll get a couple bill

Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues

I Clue when I'm tired, I Scroll when I'm shot
Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got
Maybe I'm digging on an unlucky hill
Maybe I was too slow on my Guthix mage kill
Tell me, Trewavas, how long should I spend
Before I go back to ol’ PVM?
Sometimes I crave a Big Spider kill

Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues

Into the darkness with my little light
A bull’s-eye lantern to get through the mines
Yes please lead the way so I don’t have to click this time
Each night I fall asleep, full of false hope
Thinking, “It has to be soon”
Dreaming about, getting a dye
Why do I bother with clues?

And if I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say

Darling I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues

No I don't know why I bother with clues
Real bad or much worse, I never get anything good
Whether I wish or I pray
I’m left with one thing to say
Darling I don't know why I bother with clues

14-Jun-2020 16:58:08

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Wooo, nice parody, Gylly! I shall sing it across the Gloopy Seas. If you want a dye, you need to borrow my luck! >.>

I tried to write one about Baby Troll names to "We Didn't Start The Fire", but I didn't get too far, lol.

14-Jun-2020 19:54:26 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2020 20:03:24 by Trewavas

Gylly

Gylly

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Trewavas said :
Wooo, nice parody, Gylly! I shall sing it across the Gloopy Seas. If you want a dye, you need to borrow my luck! >.>

I tried to write one about Baby Troll names to "We Didn't Start The Fire", but I didn't get too far, lol.


Thanks! Meh, it's okay I didn't expect you to do all of them =P Ooooh what did you get and how far in?

14-Jun-2020 21:26:18

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Of course, I need some help to write them! Feel free to post it on my thread if you want.

Hmm, if you mean my luck, I've had 5 dyes in less than 500 clues done! But as I feel you were referring to my song, here it is:

We
Didn't
Loot
Your
P
hat

Parody of We Didn't Start The Fire, by Billy Joel.

Christmas Cracker, Santa Hat, Red Mask and Pumpkin too,
Cutie Pie, cute to eat you, so dramatic now!

Chunky Monkey, Muffin, Vixen, Gorgeous too and pirate Kraken,
Northern Wildy, Southern Wildy, Trollheim Warzone!

Marigolds, old Bone, Cabin Boy, Pickle cat,
Baby Boo, "The Winky Dink", and "The Chewer of Your Eyes!"

Honeybunch, Valentine, Wildy's got a new hat,
Doubloons, Lovely, cash stack...goodbye!

We didn't steal your Phat,
We were always looting,
Since you roamed in Wildy,
We didn't steal your Phat,
No we didn't seek it,
But you tried to lose it!

14-Jun-2020 22:57:10 - Last edited on 14-Jun-2020 22:58:05 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Gylly

Parody of
Ruby
, by
The Kaiser Chiefs

* The title of this song has been dyed *

Let it always be said,
That Gylly wants red,
Cause there's so little else,
Occupying the threads!

There are Phats we seek,
I'll check the clan chat to grief,
Find your dye we discussed,
As I cry out you'll see...

Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!
Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!

Due to lack of interest,
As my role is annulled,
Let the shocked shouts ring out,
And the caskets be found!

Cause there's nothing at all,
Except the space in your box,
Digging up what you hauled,
As I'm singing your name...

Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!
Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!

Should it be, should it be,
That you're digging with me,
And you don't really find,
Dye for free?
Should it be, should it be,
That you're digging with me,
And you don't really find,
Dye for free?

Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!
Gylly, Gylly, Gylly, Gylly!
Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya!
Know what you're seekin' seekin' to dye!

15-Jun-2020 20:52:52

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