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Ixfd64
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Thank you!

Here's another one:

"99 Gold Farming Bots" — a version of "99 Bottles of Beer" about banning bots!

99 gold farming bots on the loose
99 gold farming bots!
If one of those bots should happen to get banned
98 gold farming bots on the loose.

[repeat until the count reaches zero]

No more gold farming bots on the loose
No more gold farming bots!
Wait a while and they'll be back
99 gold farming bots on the loose!

30-May-2020 23:21:02 - Last edited on 01-Jun-2020 18:10:50 by Ixfd64

Ixfd64
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"The Battle in the Northern Wilderness"

I thought the song "Battle of New Orleans" seemed fit for RuneScape clan wars. In the early days, the Wanderers and the Black Dragon Knights (BDK) were two famous clans that were often rivals. I wrote this song from the Wanderers' point of view as it was my favorite clan at the time, even though I was never a member. I know cannons and bass didn't exist until a bit later, but the song should still fit the lore.

In twenty-oh-one we took a little trip
along with Colonel Lightning
up the mighty River Lum.
We took a little potions and
we took a little bass
and we fought the Black Dragon Knights
in the northern Wilderness.

[chorus]

We fired our bows
and BDK kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many
as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and
they began to runnin'
down the Lumbridge River
to the south of Misthalin!

[end chorus]

We looked down the river
and we seed BDK come.
And there must have been a hundred
of 'em marchin' through the wild.
They stepped so high and
they made the valleys ring.
We stood behind our supply crates
and didn't say a thing!

[repeat chorus]

Old Sir Beachy said
we could take 'em by surprise.
If we didn't fire our arrows
till we looked 'em in the eye.
We held our fire till
we seed their faces well.
Then we opened up our magic bows
and really gave 'em... well...

[repeat chorus]

We fired our cannons till
the barrels melted down.
So we grabbed a lesser demon
and we fired another round.
We stuffed his head with cannonballs
and powdered his behind
and when we touched the powder off,
the demon lost his mind!

[repeat chorus]

01-Jun-2020 18:15:44 - Last edited on 02-Jun-2020 03:36:01 by Ixfd64

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

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Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Parody of Two Out of Three Ain't Bad, by Jim Steinman & performed by Meatloaf.
* Written in tribute to Bob Kulick, former guitarist of Meatloaf *

Pengy you can roam all night,
But that ain't getting us nowhere!
We tried every trap we possibly could...
There's no penguin trapped inside of here.

And Froudy we can dig all night,
But that'll never change the way that I hunt.
The soil is really piling up in mah box,
I wish it wouldn't make me leave here.

I poured my tea and I dug through it,
I tried to show them my relic friends too.
I searched for pages to transcribe to notes...
But I've been called to hunt the peng,
I'm riding Wak-ka-ka's instead of 'ports.
And all we can do, is keep on telling them,

I hunt you,
I'll dig too,
And there is a way; I'm always gonna shove you!
So don't be bad...
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
Now don't be bad,
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.

You'll never find a bat' in your Warring Room,
You'll never find a page in a bowl of soup.
You know you're digging for an 'arte' in a pile of debris,
But there ain't no Artherium roaming out through Ardy,
With a crate that's a peng!

I can't fly: I can't chase you when you tele at Storm,
No matter how I fly
I'll never able to trade you something,
Something you'll just have to dig at a plot!

Now there was only one peng that I would ever shove,
And that was with so many Seers and co.
And though I know he'll never get out of his trap,
He tried to peck me back - ooh, I know?

Well, I remember how we levelled on a fun-filled night,
Oh, we risked it and got out of our Forge,
And though I pleaded and I begged him just to roam to a trap,
We filled our packs; and earned no sprite someday,

And I kept on telling them,
I kept on telling them,
I kept on telling them.

I hunt you, I'll dig too
But there is a way; I'm always gonna shove you!
So don't be bad...
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
x2

02-Jun-2020 01:14:22

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I was out of text, but the above parody is about mixing hunting for Penguins every Wednesday with training and levelling Archaeology with my digging buddy.

Nice song again @ Ixfd64. :) It's nice to have some other styles featured on here.

02-Jun-2020 01:28:45

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Gylly wanted a sond about pickpocketing from Elves. She had previously wanted a song written to this tune, so I combined the two! Enjoy!

Pickpocket Elves

Parody of Fat Bottomed Girls, by Queen.

Are you gonna hunt some loot tonight?
Ah, down beside that backslot where it's right,
Are you gonna click an Iowerth scout?
Pickpocket elves,
You make the thievin' skill so sound!

Hey, I was in a gloop-filled clan,
Endeavour for a thieving ban,
But I knew I had to tread so cursory, huh!
Left alone with Eleven pockets,
They are such an easy target,
Sweet; big cash stack, you made a profit outta me!
Hey hey!

I've been thieving from a clan,
Across the shire, across the land!
I seen many green-clad elfies - they're my prey, hey!
But their bootie and their pile,
Loot kind of smooth after a trial,
Take me to them shirty elf-friends every time!
C'mon!

Oh, you gonna hunt some loot tonight?
Oh, down beside that backslot where it's right,
Oh you gonna click an Iowerth scout?
Pickpocket elves, you make the thievin' skill so sound!
Pickpocket elves, you make the thievin' skill so sound!

Hey, listen Seers!
Now I get garbage from my dwarves,
I'm just relentless in my search,
Ain't no innocents left in this locality, I tell you!
Oh, but I just look for leisure,
Still hunt my greatest treasure!
Sweet; new clue-scroll, you gone lay a big scan out for me!

Now, get this!
Oh, (I know) you gonna hunt some loot tonight? (Please)
Oh, down beside that backslot where it's right,
Are you gonna click an Iowerth scout?
Pickpocket elves, you make the thievin' skill so sound, yeah!
Pickpocket elves, you make the thievin' skill so sound!

Set on your Elves and stride!
Ooh yeah, oh yeah, and pickpocket elves!
Pickpocket elves!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Alright, loot 'em, c'mon!
Pickpocket elves, yes yes!

04-Jun-2020 17:14:38 - Last edited on 04-Jun-2020 17:16:08 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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I've tried to make this one be a little bit about being a lone wolf: engaging in slayer, hunting penguins and posting on friendly threads. I'm the face of raids - but the raid is of my choosing! Indeed, this was originally called 'Face of Raids' but I've altered it.

Wav' of Threads

Parody of Ace of Spades, by Motörhead.

If you like to sing songs, I tell you: I'm the Wav',
Your gloop pongs, you'll sing songs it's all the same to me!

Your treasure makes you yay, makes no difference how you play!
I won't join your raid, the only squad I need is the Wav' of threads,
The face of raids!

Slaying up in high lands and prancing with the level,
Roaming for a penguin, it's all a game to me!

Seven or resetting, green eyes watching you!
Sever up your slays, never out to split, Wav' of threads,
Wav' of threads!

You know I'm out to choose, and wilderness I refuse!
But now I have to hunt my pengy,
I know I'm not going to live forever!
And don't forget P-K-er!

Posting up to Anti; I know you're gonna sing them,
Heed 'em and flee, the Wav man's song again!

I seek my hunting prize, I take one step and die!
The only thing I am, the peep I'll be is the Wav' of threads,
Wav' of threads!

07-Jun-2020 01:59:58 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2020 02:05:08 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Gylly wanted a song about dreams of RuneScape. I hope this captures how random dreams can truly be.

Dreams of Scape

Parody of Dream Police, by Cheap Trick.

The dreams of scape,
They sieve alongside of my digs,
The dreams of scape,
They roam to me and my peng!
The dreams of scape,
They're bringing me to a quest so flee!
Oh no

You know that walks ain't cheap,
And those troopers ain't nice,
And when we dig down deep...
I'll just lose my new glaive!

In fights, in fights!

'Cause they're waiting for me,
They're dyeing my gear!
Every single night!
I'm playing on my main,
Those pengs outside I've slain!

The dreams of scape,
They roam to me and my peng!
The dreams of scape,
They come from my mate Ned,

The dream police
They're bringing me a quest...
So flee!

Well I'll catch some flies,
'Cause they're buzzing on me!
And when I play Vinesweep,
And I'm stealing by trees... a fright,
The Knight!

'Cause they're waiting for me,
They're spying on me!
Every single night!
I'm playing on my main,
Those pengs outside I've slain!

I try to 'Scape,
I'll bake a cake,
I can't find me a crone!
Crews just get paid to find locations,
They'll leave me at home!
I spy on them,
They try to hide,
They won't leave me alone!
They transmute me then they're the dreams of scape: brawl for fun!

'Cause they're waiting for me,
They're spying on me!
Every single night!
I'm playing on my main,
Those pengs outside I've slain!

The dreams of scape,
They roam to me and my peng!
The dreams of scape,
They come from my mate Ned,

The dream of scape!
They're coming as barrelchest seeks,

The dreams of scape (scape, scape)
The dreams of scape (scape, scape)

08-Jun-2020 11:26:19 - Last edited on 25-Jul-2020 01:00:57 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Gylly wanted a song about how she hasn't maxed in fifteen years of playing! So here you are! (Max soon, Gylly!)

Unmaxed Girl

Parody of Uptown Girl, by Billy Joel

Unmaxed Girl!
She's been playing in an unmaxed world!
I bet she never had a maxed-out guild,
I bet the gloopers never helped her try...

I'm gonna write for an unmaxed girl,
She's been playing in her filled-up world,
A song for anyone from cold gloop clan,
And now she's singing from a maxed-up guy,
That's what I am!

And when she hunts,
Through her scape: takes her time,
And when she wakes up,
And dreams of a punny song.
She'll say "I'm not so tough,
Just because... I'm a part of an unmaxed song!"

You know I can't see her in an up-skilled world,
She's getting tired of her low-class tools,
And all the teasings from an up-skilled 'wav,
She's got a choice!

Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!
Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!

Unmaxed gyll,
You know she can't afford to buy her skills?
But maybe someday when her ship comes in,
She'll understand the kind of ports I run..
But not for fun!

And when she's digging,
She's thinking "you swine!"
And when she's talking,
She'll say that she'll sing-my-song!

She'll say "I took fifteen,
Just because... I'm a part of an unmaxed song!"

She's been playing in her filled-up world,
A song for anyone from cold gloop clan,
And now she's singing from a maxed up guy,
That's what I am!

Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!
Oh oh oh ohh oh oh woooah wooo oh oh ah oh oh!

Unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
With an unmaxed girl,
An unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
An unmaxed girl,
She's an unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
An unmaxed girl,
You know I'll think on..
With an unmaxed girl!

08-Jun-2020 12:08:57 - Last edited on 15-Jan-2022 01:16:14 by Trewavas

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