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Jun

2014

Trewavas

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I'll post Twillow's archaeology song here!

Dig Like a Gielinorian

20 second parody of

Walk Like an Egyptian, by the Bangles

Saw the great big lighthouse by the shore,
They dig the sand dunes don't you know?
If they dig too quick (oh whey oh)
They're breaking things like a tornado!

All the penguin friends by the Salve,
They got spying on a town,
Budding archaeologists (oh whey oh)
They shout your name out at lodestone!

Fragile items with the horse skulls say!
Ay oh ney oh, ay oh ney oh!
Dig Like a Gielinorian!

Ghost stories you'll have to say,
You'll spin around ad dig the floor!

-->>

WASH YOUR HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS!

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20-Mar-2020 22:14:03 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2020 22:54:23 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Froudigant Song

20 second parody of

Immigrant Song, by Led Zeppelin

2, 3, 4...

Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!
Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!

We come from the land of the dent's and threads,
From the chat lounges, where the strange talk flows!
The drill of the 'Wav,
We'll drive our Rolls to new lands!
To fight the Sword and be dentists!
Froudy, I am coming!

On we sweep with forceps flow!
Our only goal will be the pre-molars!

Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!
Frrrrrraaaaaaa-oooooud, ah!

We come from the land of the teeth and fills,
From the rotting teeth where the pain it flows!

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WASH YOUR HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS!

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20-Mar-2020 22:52:59 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2020 22:53:38 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Peng Herder

Parody of Surrender, by Cheap Trick.

Twillow told me, yes she told me I'd meet birds like you,
She also told me: "Herd away, you'll never know what you'll trap."
Just the other day I heard of a Froudles running off...
...Some Impydemon junk that's running 'round!

Pengy's alright, Trapping's alright, they just seem a little steered,
Peng Herder, Peng Herder, but don't give yourself away...ayyy...ayyy...AYYY!

Froudles says, "The Purple's right, she's reading up on pengs!"
"Before we herded pengy served with the Maf' in the Icey-lands!"
Now I have heard the Maf' recruited Obert for the war,
But Chuck he isn't one of them, I've spied him now for years!

Pengy's alright, Trapping's alright, they just seem a little steered,
Peng Herder, Peng Herder, but don't give yourself away...ayyy...AYYY!

What ever happened to all the penguins roaming in confined?
Ev'ry time I seek them thinking, "where'd they disappear?"
When I tweet out, Peng and Twill are counting on the couch!
Countin' numbers, rock and roaming, got my PENG spyings out!

Pengy's alright, Trapping's alright, they just seem a little steered,
Peng Herder, Peng Herder, but don't give yourself away...ayyy...AYYY!

Awaaaaaaaaaaaay, aw-aaaaaa-hayyyyyyy.

Peng Herder, Peng Herder,
(Pengy's alright, Trapping's alright)
But don't give yourself away...

Peng Herder, Peng Herder,
(Pengy's alright, Trapping's alright)
But don't give yourself away...

Peng Herder, Peng Herder,
(Pengy's alright, Trapping's alright)
But don't give yourself away...

Peng Herder, Peng Herder,
(Froudy's alright, Twillow's alright, Freddie's alright, hunts all night)
But don't give yourself away.

Peng Herder, Peng Herder,
(We're all alright!)
(We're all alright!)
(We're all alright!)
(We're all alright!)

10-Apr-2020 02:56:54 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2020 03:30:25 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Written on request for Fifi. Archiving it here.

Slammer to Call
Parody of Hammer to Fall, by Queen

Yeah
Here we slurp, with our soup,
Toilet rolls to clean our poop.
Stay in bed, asiles fight!
Simple cronies won't be home tonight!

Buy with haste as souping calls,
Life isn't swell, but you'll enhance the brawl.
It comes to you as to us all,
Yeah, you're just waiting for the Slammer to Call, yeah

Oh every night, or on the Thursday...
A little piece of you is clapping away,
But mask your face the testing way,
Break your pan as your food waste decays, yeah!

Play the game and queue in lines!
Yeah, let the face hat now cover it all,
'Til one day they chew your brine,
You know it's time for the Slammer to Call!

Griefed, you swore you're clanless,
Still your posting's still the same!
(Oh no, oh no)
Oh, lock your door 'cos Dom is running,
To your Durham plain,
(Oh no)
Hey yeah, baby, now your struggle's all in vain, yeah!

For we who post up for our clans,
In the shadow of the anti-clan...
Winced as you slurped up your soup,
You just hear him screaming louder and louder and louder...
Why am I in cooking pots?!?!?!
Ah, just chew Corugi and we're free from him so,
You just got time to pot your prayer...

Yeah, while you're waiting for the slammer to, slammer to call!
Hey, yes
Let's get on the floor, yeah
Slammer!
You know
Slammer to call!
Yeah
Hey, woo hoo
Ha ha, ha ha
I've been waiting for the slammer to call!
Slurp it all up now one more time!

25-May-2020 00:30:29 - Last edited on 30-May-2020 02:30:37 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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This one marks a change from the norm. Inspired by Corugi (the leader of the Anti-Clan), soup, and in-game Gloop creatures I present... Soup!

SOUP!

As a group,
Shall we swoop,
To our Corugi coop,
To make some soup?!
A stew of gloop,
His bones we'll scoop,
And soon we'll poop,
In our toilet seat loop.
He'll try to dupe,
He'll call his troop,
We'll drink our soup,
Our Corugi gloop.

26-May-2020 11:58:51 - Last edited on 30-May-2020 02:25:52 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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A tour of RuneScape: the gloop of Rimmington, the removal of Romeo and Juliet, Player Owned Ports & soup recipe scrolls and the Eastern Lands!

Gloop!

Down in Rimmington,
Where the gloop weighs a tonne,
It's okay for some...
To salt the gloop: they're just scum!

Oh, you could just write,
Be a writer: what a fright!
Speak about a playwright,
But Juliet was removed; she lost her knight!

Near my gloop I have a port,
Sending out my Warspite fort!
Adventures daily, it's like a sport!
Creatures out there do so swart!

But I have no sloop,
To return my soup!
Send only my battle group,
For island snoop.

26-May-2020 17:26:45 - Last edited on 30-May-2020 02:28:44 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Gloopsong,

Parody of Headlong, by Queen.

And you're singing Gloopsong,
You've found a new well.
And you're singing Gloopsong,
Not a new song.
And you think the smell's strong!
But there ain't no salting and there's nuffin' you can do about it!
Nuffin you can do, no there's nuffin' you can do about it!
No, there's nuffin', you can nuffin', you can nuffin' you can do about it!

And you're singing Gloopsong,
You've found a new well.
And you're singing Gloopsong,
Not a new song.
And you think the smell's strong!
But there ain't no salting and there's nuffin' you can do about it - yeah!

Hey, there used to be some land with a gloop in a well,
Gloop diddy diddy, gloop diddy do!
She used to be a Queenie as the Jello stands,
Gloop diddy diddy, gloop diddy do!
Now you've got soup with the anti-clan,
Now you've got Feefs you've gotta lose your hat,
You're foaming for a fight that's just so gloopy,
Gonna scream out for a peng,
Get me outta this cheap fake Wildy!

Gloopsong - down the pathway!
And you're singing Gloopsong,
Outta Rim's well!
And you think the smell's strong!
But there ain't no salting and you can't stop 'Scaping,
And there's nuffin', you can nuffin', you can nuffin' you can do about it!

When a red-hot gloop meets a white-hot gloopess!
Gloop diddy diddy, gloop diddy do!
Since the gloops start on coming - we run half lazy!
Gloop diddy diddy, gloop diddy do!
Oh, now they start roaring everywhere you turn,
You can't stop running with your Archie perk,
You're up to your neck in some Gloopy chats,
Glooping out the window with your Anja might!

You're singing Gloopsong!
Gloopsong! Out of control!
You think the smell's strong!
There's nuffin', you can nuffin', you can nuffin' you can do about it at all!

Gloopsong - down the pathway!
And you're singing Gloopsong,
Outta Rim's well!
And you think the smell's strong!
But there ain't no salting,
There's nuffin', nuffin', nuffin' you can do about it!

30-May-2020 02:49:11 - Last edited on 30-May-2020 02:50:16 by Trewavas

Feb

2024

Ixfd64

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Here's my version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel:

Andrew Gower, Wanderers, Imp Catcher, Falador
Pirate's Treasure, Dragon Slayer, PK anywhere

Taverley gate, premium fees, Camelot Castle, Dimintheis
Horacio, Brother Kojo, Agility skill

Zombie queen, Iban, Tourist Trap, Dwarf Cannon
Dig Site, Gertrude's lost cats, duplicated party hats

Bug fixes, music, 3D looks hella sick
Runecrafting sucks, Tyras blown up, jungle demon goodbye

[chorus]
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
[end chorus]

One Small Favour, clay golem, mummies in Sophanem
Barrows brothers, in-game weddings, Dagannoth Kings

Killerwatts, zygomites, Royal Trouble, Old Nite
"Bank your items," My Arm needs a hand

Cold War, kalphites, "this is not a dating site"
God Wars Dungeon, Grand Exchange, Bounty Hunter, too much change

Junk trades, spirit shards, Chaos Tunnels, game cards
Smoking Kills, bigger bills, trouble at the temple

[repeat chorus]

Phoenix Lair, Evil Tree, Red Raktuber, Fur 'n Seek
Rocktails, Haunted Woods, Nomad's up to no good

Dragon bolts, Dahmaroc, Slayer tasks from Lapalok
Effigies, Golden Gnomes, three wise monkeys going home

Ancient Prison, free trade, skilling urns, Livid Farm
Darkmeyer, Timbo, IBot is a no-go

Runespan, Jubilee, Remora and QBD
Carnilleans, keepsake, spins were a big mistake

[repeat chorus]

Sinkholes, Sliske, Guthix is not OK
Bacon, Sixth Age, where is Rite of Passage?

Ashdale is open to all, Bandos takes a mighty fall
Alice, Lathas, elves are back in business

Tuska and goebies, Seren is back in one piece
"Ironman by the way," what else do I have to say?

[repeat chorus]

Invention, Safalaan, Gower brothers back again
Pack yaks, Telos, Port Sarim, rainbows
Engrams, Game Jam, Wonderbar, hunt for the HSR
Menaphos has much to do, Evil Dave's big switcheroo

[con't]

30-May-2020 04:21:53

Feb

2024

Ixfd64

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Hexhunter bows, Treasure Trails, jellyfish and choking whales
Trader Nic, Needle Skips, bots, hacks, RSC
Coal stone spirits on the floor, comp cape under redesign
120 Herblore, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

[repeat chorus]

[repeat chorus]

30-May-2020 04:22:12

Feb

2024

Ixfd64

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There's a folk song about early settlers called "When I First Came to This Land." I thought it would make a version about RuneScape noobs. :-)

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I hired myself a guide, I did what I could
And I called my guide, "I Just Died"
But the game was free and good, I did what I could

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I smithed myself a shield, I did what I could
And I called my shield, "Still Can't Wield"
And I called my guide, "I Just Died"
But the game was free and good, I did what I could

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I smithed myself a sword, I did what I could
And I called my sword, "I'm So Bored"
[repeat the rest]

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I bought myself an axe, I did what I could
And I called my axe, "I Got Hax"
[repeat the rest]

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I fletched myself a bow, I did what I could
And I called my bow, "Skills Too Low"
[repeat the rest]

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I found myself some gloves, I did what I could
And I called my gloves, "Need Free St00fs"
[repeat the rest]

When I signed up for RuneScape , I was just a stupid noob
So I mined myself some ore, I did what I could
And I called my ore, "Must Train More."
And I called my gloves, "Need Free St00fs"
And I called my bow, "Skills Too Low"
And I called my axe, "I Got Hax"
And I called my sword, "I'm So Bored"
And I called my shield, "Still Can't Wield"
And I called my guide, "I Just Died"
But the game was free and good, I did what I could.

30-May-2020 05:25:34 - Last edited on 22-Jan-2023 17:45:04 by Ixfd64

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