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how did I end up here
ps: hi wawa

05-Aug-2018 19:52:02

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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RuneScapian Rhapsody: Part I
Backing Track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFMPBBImzn0

Is this the real 'Scape?
Or is this just 'ScapeRune I'm in?
Caught in a Wildy,
No escape from the depths of it.

Post on the threads,
Reset their post counts and see!
She's just a Purple (Purple),
She hunts lost Penguins now.

Because we count up high,
All night long,
With skillers in the Grand Exchange,
Anyway, the 'Wav thread doesn't have the traffic on it,
On it...

Wava, just wrote a song,
Put a post on a thread,
Clicked my mouse and now it's up,
Wava, threads had just begun!
And now he's gone and wrote it all anew!

Wildy, oooooooh!
I didn't mean to hunt the peng!
If I'm not back in Edge this time tomorrow,
Carry on, assume the worst.
Assume my crown is in auctions!

Tuai Lait, and Goshima as well,
Sending shivers down my spine,
Being on the Ice Plateau up high!
Goodbye Wavy Cornlands, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face: The North!

Aslon, oooooooooh!
"I don't wanna go",
I sometimes wish I never wrote songs at all!

05-Aug-2018 23:03:36

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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RuneScapian Rhapsody: Part II

I see a little silhouette of a Skull,
Wavy threads, Wavy threads,
Can you do a fab-paro-dy,
Twillows and Froudles very very hunting pengs!
Saradomin (Saradomin),
Saradomin (Saradomin),
Saradominisahypocrite!
Killingblow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

But I'm just a poor newb, from the Wavy thread!
He's a poor newb from the Wavy thread,
Spare him his energy from his trip back to Lum!

Easy Kill, Easy Run,
Will you let me run?
Killcount no! We will not let you run! (Let me run!)
Killcount! We will not let you run! (Let him run!)
Killcount! We will not let you run! (Let me run!)
Will not let you run! (Let me run!)
(Will not let you run, never, never, never, never!)
Let me go-oh-oh-oh-oh!
No No, No, No, No, No, NO!

Oh Pker, Pkers,
They're taking you away!
That Zamorak has a demon put aside for me,
For me, For meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

05-Aug-2018 23:04:17

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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RuneScapian Rhapsody: Part III

So you think you can kill me, and hunt lost pengs?
So you think you can spec me, and send me to Lumbridge?!?
Ooooh, Killer! Can't loot me you Pjer!
Just gotta run out,
Just got no waka outta here!

Wav' songs really matter,
And the Wildy is a threat!
Peng hunts really matter...
But I just get killed!

...Any way the noobs they die...

05-Aug-2018 23:04:57

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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It's a Hard Spy
Parody of It's a Hard Life, by Queen.

I just want my Penguin!
There's no reason for hunting.... with a griefing clan!

This is a tricky hunting day,
I've only got the pengs to blame.
It's just a dying part of wild,
It can happen in any world!

You kill, I hunt,
It's just a chance we take with pengs!
Oh yes, I hunted them,
But now I see the dots and I'm running so hard!

Yeah Yeah!
It's a Hard Spy!
To be two hunters together,
To spy and whisper together on each others threads!
It's a peng-uin spy!
To waddle and chatter around,
To learn to trap with platty right from reset,
When you're a 'Wav!

I try and trap the roaming Penguins!
Oh, I try to fight back the Pkers!
Oh, they say it's my fault for being there,
They'll kill just anyone!

How it hurts (yeah!) Wildy deaths (oh yeah)
When the killers slice you down so cold!
Traps are tough, on your own!
Now I'm hunting for a lost roaming peng!
I'm waiting for grief!

Yes, It's a Wildy Rock!
Two penguins together!
To chill and spy together in Freneskae!
It's a tough old task!
To minimise losing your pengs!
To spy over fences right from the edge,
When you're on threads.

Yes, It's a Pen-guin!
On a world that starts with a seven,
There are purples searching for pengs in every place!
It's a daily task!
But they'll always live for reset day,
They'll look back on this thread, and say, we did it for pengs,
Yes, I wrote it for purps,
For Twils!
Oh, I hunt the lost pengs!

18-Aug-2018 04:17:19 - Last edited on 15-Jul-2019 01:45:42 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Wavy of Forum Threads
Parody of Jesus of Suburbia, by Green Day.

Part I - Wavy forum Threads

I'm the Wav' of Rune and Scape!
The Wavy of the Forum Threads,
In the games chat thread and penguin hunts;
On a parody spree!
Purple girls and Dalek Heads!
No one ever sings
My songs on threads,
But why would they?
There's one I wouldn't post up!

And there's a crown upon my head!
But no purple hair un-der-neath!
In a land of make-believe,
They put their faith in me!

Get my noxious set fixed!
Singing on the forum threads.
The POH, or my slayer dung,
While the Forum Games are around!
To purple hair and penguin threads!
To Falador and Ardounge now!
And Slayer Cape,
Driving me insane!
Assisting someone else's effigy!

And there are songs out on my thread,
This what I'm supposed to be,
In a land of Wavy Fred!
They put their faith in me!

Part II: City of the Plagued

At the centre of RuneScape
In the anti-clan,
Thread 7-9 where I was caught!
The count begins from a one!

It says home is where the house is,
With an aquarium!
But everyone's house,
Doesn't look the same!
It's graphically outta date!

City of RuneScape!
At the end of another winding pathway,
Signs pointing to the Wilderness!
City of the Plague!
Lost penguins with beaky faces oh yeah,
Only whispers really seem to care!

I read the runic words,
In no bathroom hut,
Like the godly writings of a dying knight!
And so we seem to post...

I don't like much,
Save the threads and the 'Scape but,
The death of Fred
Was the end of the Queen!
And I could really cry more!

City of RuneScape!
At the end of another winding pathway,
Signs pointing to the Wilderness!
City of the Plague!
Lost penguins with beaky faces oh yeah,
Only whispers really seem to care!

25-Aug-2018 01:12:49 - Last edited on 03-Oct-2022 01:47:26 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Part III: I just write

I don't sing if you sing!
I just write if you sing!
I don't share if you don't care!
[x4]

I HUNT PENGS!

Twillow is so full of purps!
Born to hunt and reset counts!
Time-traveled but never saved!
From the wild of RuneScape!
These are the threads in Forum Games!
From Ardounge to the desert sands!
These are the writings and parodies of...
The Wavy of Forum Threads!
Game of make-believe,
And it's just now driefing me!
A crown upon my head,
And I won't sing!
And I won't sing!
I just write! [x4]

Part IV: Roaming Penguin

Roaming Penguin, are you waddling?
We tried hearding but you're not co-operatin'
Are you a crate or just a roaming rock?
The doors that's in between freedom or a trap!

Oh skilling hard, and I'm waitin' for reset,
Am I a singer or am I just unemployed?
Nobody's hero but I write my songs,
With lack of more bossing pets, and that just makes me glad!

Part V: Tales of another Forum Game

To spy, and not to trap!
Makes a song, a Rhapsody!
To run, to rest away!
To find, your clue scroll loot!

And I write my songs!
This wonderous thread of parodies!
I lost my life for pengs!
That clan, that don't exist!
So I run, I run away!
From the depths, of wilderness!

And I, leave behind
This waddling penguin; such a spy.
And I, jumped the wall,
A million and one wildy deaths!
But not this time!

We don't feel any pain,
We won't give up now,
When you just kill our hunts!
Daleks kill, but that's okay,
When you've got you AbslomDaak on hand...
Tales from another penguin hunt!

Oh, you're singing!
You're singing!
You're singing!
Are you singing songs?

28-Aug-2018 21:58:31 - Last edited on 03-Oct-2022 01:50:02 by Trewavas

Jun

2014

Trewavas

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Trewavas said :
Done.

Towels are Boring
Parody of London Calling, by The Clash.

Towels are boring to the real clan dudes,
Civil War is declared, and towel stock high!
Towels are Boring, DillytheDill!
Come out of the wardrobe, the towels and stock!
Towels are boring, now don't look to Grief!
Phony Bwianmania has gripped the threads!
Towels are boring, see we are really so bored,
Except for the Krista, who left long ago!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

Towels Boring to the wilderness zone!
Forget it, Abbot, you can grief them alone!
Towels are Boring to the zombies of Edge!
Stop posting bores, and write another thread!
Towels are Boring and I don't want to sing,
But whilst i was writing, I saw boredom in your eyes!
Brian Calling, see we ain't got no boss,
Except for that one with the yellowy sig!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

The Wavy is writing, the Frou's golden towels!
Penguins expected, the towel's running low!
Biggus stops posting, and I live in fear!
'Cause Towels are soaking, and I, I live in the jungle!

Now get this!

Towels are Boring, yes, DillyDilly!
And you know what Corug said? Well, none of it was true!
Boring threads at the top of sub-forums!
And after this ends won't you give me my tip?

I never felt so very bored bored bored