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Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt
Parody of Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, by WHAM!

Waddlepeng
Waddlepeng
Waddlepeng
Waddlepeng

You put list-list onto our thread,
You avoid the coloUrs now as you go to sleep,
A waddlepeng into you house,
It goes a noot-noot-noot till I trap him now.
But someone's moving you,
Something ain't right!
Mah Froudles told me what you did last night!
We left you sleeping, in your bed,
I was dreaming but I shoulda listed for you instead!

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
Don't leave me postin' on like you Yolo,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
I don't wanna miss it when you hear the Purple sigh,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
'Cause I'm not planning on hunting solo,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt, ah!
Take me trapping tonight!
I wanna hit that spy!

We put the grEy rocks so far away,
We make the colours brighter than Freddie's crown.
You turned a crate-shell into a flame,
Oh, my thread grows longer though I ain't got my fame,
'Cause you're my Purple, she's my Froud,
It makes me cranky when they break my Plat'
Come on Twillow, let's just post,
We'll go trapping and everything will be trapped right!

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
Don't leave me postin' on like you Yolo,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
I don't wanna miss it when you hear the Purple sigh,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
'Cause I'm not planning on hunting solo,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt, ah!
Take me trapping tonight!
I wanna hit that spy!
Yeah (x3), Twillow!

Waddlepeng

Tripple-up, Twillow, hunt tonight,
We'll go hunting on TUESDAY night,
They roam out there, but it's warm with Fred,
They can roam but we'll trap them for threads!
Yeah, yeah!

Waddlepeng

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
Don't leave me postin' on like you Yolo,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
I don't wanna miss it when you hear the Purple sigh,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt,
'Cause I'm not planning on hunting solo,
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Hunt, ah!
Take me trapping tonight!

04-Jul-2020 01:14:42

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Froud's
song has arrived, about Juliet's house facing foreclosure and her being removed from the game. Gudrun, her unworthy replacement, sings a verse too!

My House
Parody of Rehab, by Amy Winehouse.

They tried to kick me out of my house,
But I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, we've have a penguin,
But when it comes back, she'll post, post, post...
They ain't got the time,
And if the Dwarf just seeks my house,
He's tried to buy-out what I had,
I won't go, go, go!

I'd rather sit at home with Peng,
We ain't got seventy days...
'Cause there's Jagex, there's Jagex who can take me,
But I can't hide from Mr. Gudrun's way!

I didn't live out long in quests,
But I just hope they'll still welcome penguin guests!

They tried to sell me what she had,
But I said, "Yo, yo, yo"
Yes, I take flack,
But when I buy house, you'll know, know, know!
I just got the house,
And if my Hilly thinks I'm fine,
She's tried to move Fred's penguin,
And she just posts, posts, posts!

The man said, "Why do you think you here?"
She said, "I got peng in here!"

I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my house-y,
So I always keep my Romeo here,
He said, "I just think you're re-possessed"
It's now, "Yeah, pengy, and the chest"

They tried to kick me out of my house,
But I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, we've have a penguin,
But when it comes back, she'll post, post, post...

I won't ever need to drink again,
I just, oh, I just need manfriend!
I'm not gonna spend his coins,
Have everyone forget my quest now ends!

And it's not just my house,
It's just 'til these tears have dried!

They tried to sell me what she had,
But I said, "No, no, no"
Yes, I take flack,
But when I buy house, you'll know, know, know!
I just got the house,
And if my Hilly thinks I'm fine,
She's tried to move Fred's penguin,
And she just posts, posts, posts!

04-Jul-2020 23:19:22 - Last edited on 04-Jul-2020 23:21:00 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Kings Abbot was having some agility related problems!

I Get Knocked Out
Parody of I Get Knocked Down, by Chumbawamba.

We'll be singing, when we're warring, we'll be singing...

I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again,
You are never gonna keep me down

(Running the night away, running the night away...)
He edits a Wiki things, he thinks a Wiki, quick!
He swings in Trollheim-stink, he falls in rock-filled sink!
He sings the songs that remind him of the griefed clans!
He sings the songs written for him by the crown guy!
(Don't fly for free, don't fly for free, don't fly for free!)

I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down

(Running the night away, running the night away...)
He edits a Wiki things, he thinks a Wiki, quick!
He swings in Trollheim-stink, he falls in rock-filled sink!
He sings the songs that remind him of the griefed clans!
He sings the songs written for him by the crown guy!
(Don't fly for free, gloop-filled neighbour!)

I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked out, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down

He gets knocked down (we'll be singing!)
But he stands up again
You are never gonna keep him down (when we're griefing!)

He gets knocked down (we'll be singing!)
But he stands up again
You are never gonna keep him down (ooh!)

06-Jul-2020 11:34:37 - Last edited on 06-Jul-2020 11:45:22 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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As I near the end of my Archaeological quest, I decided to pen a quick song about Warforge! and it's troubled waters. :)

Bridge Over Goblin Waters
Parody of Bridge Over Troubled Water, by Simon & Garfunkel.

When you're weary, digging soil,
And spears that cut through their cries, I will find them all, all!
I dig your forge, oh, with finds and stuff,
And finds just can't be found!
Like a bridge over Goblin waters,
I will dig it down,
Like a bridge over Goblin waters,
I will dig it down!

When you're down that hole,
When you're on the seek,
When fixate stalls to end,
I will dig for you!
I'll make your parts, oh, when collections call,
And chains are all around,
Like a bridge over Goblin waters,
I will dig it down!
Like a bridge over Goblin waters,
I will dig it down!

Sail on broken boats,
Sail on by!
Your time has come to shine,
All your histories are on display!
See how they shine!
Oh, and you'll meet an old friend,
I'm digging fights I've found!
Like a bridge over Goblin waters,
I will clean your finds,
Like a bridge over Goblin waters,
I will clean your finds!

08-Jul-2020 18:52:10

Scouse
Feb Member 2018

Scouse

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Something tells me that "No Vaseline" by Ice Cube may not be acceptable so i'll choose Money For Nothing by Dire Straights cos i reckon you'll never walk alone by Jerry and the pacemakers kinda gets on peoples nerves now cos of how much it's been drummed into their ears lol.

Much love

Scouse - My fame list is cometh! [qfc id=]whatever[/qfc]
#JFT96
August 15th 2017, the day Jagex freed me
Liverpool is love, Liverpool is life

11-Jul-2020 03:43:56

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Scouse wanted a parody of Money For Nothing and his love of Thieving. I'm happy to deliver!

Money for Nothing
(Parody of Money for Nothin, by Dire Straits)

I want my Runes and Scape...

Now you roam about chat thread's, that's the way we chat now,
I write the good songs for the an-tea-clan!
We're all questin', that's the way you earn em'
Money for nothin' and the Gloops in Wells!

Now I ain't Thievin', that's the way you take it,
Lemme tell ya, that skilling's fun!
Maybe get a reply on our, Forum thread now,
Maybe get a reply all for fun!

We gotta remove your well-placed dials,
Custom player-owned houses!
We gotta hunt these money piles!
We gotta move these colour new dyes!

See the little thready with the songs and the Crown hat?
Yeah buddy that's his only hat.
That little Freddie got his own song parody thread!
That little Freddie, he's a Billionaire!

We gotta remove your well-placed dials,
Custom player-owned houses!
We gotta hunt these money piles!
We gotta move these colour new dyes!

(We gotta remove your well-placed dials,
Custom player-owned houses!)
We gotta hunt these money piles!
(We gotta move these colour new dyes!)
Look here, Look here...

I shoulda learned to find my Elf friends,
I shoulda learned my Thieving runs,
Look at that glooper, she's got it... sticking it to Rimmington!
Oh, poster I have song!

And where's he thieving? Eastern voices?
He's looting through the cities like Theiving's fun,
Oh, he ain't workin', that's the way you steal it,
Money for nothin' and your clues for free!

We gotta remove your well-placed dials,
Custom player-owned houses!
We gotta hunt these money piles!
We gotta move these colour new dyes!

Now you roam about chat thread's, that's the way we chat now,
I write the good songs for the an-tea-clan!
We're all questin', that's the way you earn em'
Money for nothin' and the Scouse is free!

Money for nothin', clues for free!
Money for nothin' and you thieve for free!

13-Jul-2020 09:37:50 - Last edited on 13-Jul-2020 21:31:34 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Pippyspot
wanted a song about cookies ! To try and make it a bit more RuneScapey, I've tried to write about holy biscuits from Treasure Trails!

We're Not Gonna Bake Them

Parody of We're Not Gonna Take It, by Twisted Sister

Oh, we're not gonna bake them,
No, we ain't gonna bake them!
Oh, we don't wanna find them anymore!

We've got the right to loot it,
There ain't no way we're snoozing,
This is my thread, this is my song!

We'll hunt the clues we find just,
Don't fight with legacy 'cause,
You'll roam new lands that are so strong!

We're not gonna bake them,
No, we ain't gonna bake them!
Oh, we don't wanna find them anymore!

Oh, you spend your clue scroll dancing,
Your maul is always swingin',
We just want good things, not a bake from you!

Your strife is full of biscuits,
Purple and pixelated!
If that's your feast, your feast won't do!

Whoa, oh oh!
Whoa, oh oh!

You'll bite (yeah)
With tea (yeah)
You'll fight (yeah)
You'll seek (yeah)

Whoa, whoa, we're not gonna bake them,
No, we ain't gonna bake them!
We don't wanna find them anymore!

We're not gonna bake them,
No, we ain't gonna bake them!
We don't wanna find them anymore!

No way!

Whoa, oh oh!
Whoa, oh oh!

You'll bite (yeah)
With tea (yeah)
You'll fight (yeah)
You'll seek (yeah)

We're not gonna bake them,
No, we ain't gonna bake them!
We don't wanna find them anymore!

We're not gonna bake them (no),
No, we ain't gonna bake them!
We don't wanna find them anymore!

Just you try and find us!

We're not gonna bake them!
(Come on!)
No, We're not gonna bake them!
(You'll all play hide and seek)
We don't wanna find them anymore!
(Now stop and hunt me twenty)

We're not gonna bake them!
(A Edge ring)
No, We're not gonna bake them!
(On your Surging form)
We don't wanna find them anymore!

16-Jul-2020 16:58:52 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2020 17:06:53 by Trewavas

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