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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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This week marks the return of The Beach, in Lumbridge! To celebrate its return, as well as the new cosmetics, here's my latest parody!

Surfin' RS, Yay!

Parody of Surfin' USA, by The Beach Boys.

If everybody had a beach, yeah,
Across the R.S.Yay!
Then everybody'd be surfin'...
Like Clawd-i-a!
You'll see us wearing our aprons,
Archy portals too!
A Bucky Bucky pet token,
Surfin' R.S.Yay!

You'd catch 'em surfin' at Draynor,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Varrock Southern Mine,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Sand Castle and Clue Scroll,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Lumbridge's Yearly beach,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
All over Morytania,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
And down your Manor way...
(Inside, outside!)

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' R.S.Yay!

We'll all be cooking for our soup,
We're gonna dig for our loot!
We're sliding around on surfboards,
We can't find real dunes!
We'll all skill for the summer,
We're on 'Scape now to stay!
Tell Lum's Preacher we're surfin'
Surfin' R.S.Yay!

At Lumberyard and Harpies,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Specific Parasols,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Al Kharid and new pets,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Catherby Beach K.A.
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
All over War's Place, yeah,
(Inside, outside, R.S.Yay!)
Keep your claws at bay...!
(Inside, outside!)

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' R.S.Yay!

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' R.S.Yay!

Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' R.S.Yay!

21-Jul-2020 02:26:07 - Last edited on 21-Aug-2020 19:43:36 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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You know what it's like. You're skilling on the beach, enjoying your summer... when suddenly, Clawdia attacks! Summer Fights details the beach activities, and the arrival of a Rater Crusty Crustacean!

Summer Fights

Parody of Summer Nights, by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John.


Summer fighting, had me a blast,
Summer fighting, skill while it lasts!
I found a clue: sandy for me,
Found a chest, loots now for free!
Summer days, skilling away to oh, oh, the summer fights!

Skills some more, skill some more,
Did you dung down in holes?
Skill some more, skill some more,
Like, did you lift weights too?

She surfed by me, she was a champ,
He fished by me, got my clue damp!
I cooked her fish, she nearly caught,
He showed off, surging around!
Summer fights, something's now come but oh, oh, the summer frights!

Skill some more, skill some more,
Where you scared at first sight?
Skill some more, skill some more,
Did she put up a fight?

Beach ball rolling, lifeguard's in place,
Pirate's now sailing, drinks to now chase!
We skill out, up to the clock,
We Dung now, skill to we're stuck!
Summer things don't mean I'm King, but oh, oh, the summer fights!

Skill some more, skill some more,
But did you hook a duck?
Skill some more, skill some more,
Cause we're a coconut shy!

He found sandy clue scrolls in land,
She was training, down on the sand.
He found drinks, ice cream he'd seek,
Well, she cooked food, no ice cream she'd seen!
Summer heat, ice and cream eat, but oh, oh, the summer fights!

Skill some more, skill some more,
Like how much dough do you spend?
Skill some more, skill some more,
Could the pet be my friend?

It rained harder, that's when she tends,
So I told her, you shall now end!
Then we made our agile bow,
Thunder... what, she's killing now?

Summer schemes, skill as you scream, but oh, the summer fights!

21-Jul-2020 16:59:57 - Last edited on 21-Jul-2020 22:29:26 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Thank you! I'm glad you liked the beach songs. Let me know if you want some more. I've tried my best at writing a song about my crown being stained, I hope you enjoy!

You Give Hats A Bad Stain
Parody of You Give Love A Bad Name, by Bon Jovi.


Splashed on my hat,
And you're to blame!
Pumpkin, you give crowns a bad stain!

A penguin's shell, is what you seek,
You post on my thread and then put me through smells,
Crowns on head, gonna sit for free,
When songs are commissioned, you can't stain me!


Oh, you'll now post for fun, yeah.
Oh, there's nowhere to run,
No one can save me,
The damage is done!

Splashed on my hat,
And you're to blame!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!
I write my song, you stain my gain!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!
You give crowns a bad stain!


Taint your crown, juice now drips,
Fred's head pales on your pumpkin fails,
A jewel won't gleam; I'll grab my dye!
The very first splash was my crown's kiss goodbye!

Oh, you'll now post for fun,
Oh, there's nowhere to run,
No one can save me,
The damage is done!


Splashed on my hat,
And you're to blame!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!
I write my song, you stain my gain!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!
You give crowns, oh...

Splashed on my hat,
And you're to blame!
You give crowns a bad stain
I write my song, you stain my gain!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!


Splashed on my hat,
And you're to blame!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!
I write my song, you stain my gain!
You give crowns a bad stain (bad stain)!

You give crowns
You give crowns (bad stain)
You give crowns
You give crowns (bad stain)
You give crowns
You give crowns (bad stain)
You give crowns
You give crowns

23-Jul-2020 16:42:12 - Last edited on 25-Jul-2020 00:53:18 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Thanks!

Comp Together
Parody of Come Together, by The Beatles.

ROoT me
ROoT me
ROoT me
ROoT me

Here come old 'Scap-er
He come skillin' up slowly
He got Herblore eyeball
He one holy prayer
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a digger
He just Ports now for free

ROoT me
ROoT me
ROoT me
ROoT me

He cast no sunshine
He got gnoming handballs
He got monkey islands
He shoot bossy-bosses
He say I want you, you wear me
One thing I can tell you is
You won't comp now for free

Comp together, right now
Plover me!

ROoT me
ROoT me
ROoT me

He bag his rockies
He got fishy gumbo
He found Ookami so bored
He one safe cracker
He got soil down below his tree
Rocking in his armchair
You can feel old freeze

Come together, right now
Over me

ROoT me

Right!
Come, come, come, come, come

He forum poster
He does early morning
He got muddy earth rune
He want no no surging
He just spun and spun and spun his harp
Try to be Ghost Penging
'Cause he's so hard to see

Comp forever, yeah...
Over me

ROoT me
ROoT me
ROoT me

Uh
Comp together, yeah
Comp forever, yeah
Comp together, yeah
Comp forever, yeah
Comp together, yeah
Comp forever, yeah
Comp together, yeah
Uh
Comp forever, yeah, yeah
Comp together, yeah, yeah

21-Aug-2020 20:03:33 - Last edited on 21-Aug-2020 20:04:35 by Trewavas

Aslon Dak

Aslon Dak

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These really are fun to read.

I think they're even more fun to write. Would you agree, Trewavas?

It's been many months since I've written any new RS-themed songs. I have plenty of ideas for songs. I just haven't taken the time to write them down, polish them up, and post them.

I think it's about time I do something about that. Aslon Dak: Still 'Scaping after 19 years!
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