Scouse
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Illyric said :
Scouse said :
Illyric said :
Scouse said :
Congratulations in all your goals Mr Dak!!!!
Word of warning tho my friend...
Watch out for the pointy bit on those fish you are cooking!!!!
Much love
Scouse - I think i gained the nickname "One eyed trouser snake" cos of a cooking accident involving swordfish, so take care my cuddly musicial maestro of a friend...
No, not a "friend" at all!!!!!
So, a cooking accident involving swordfish gained you an "unusual" nickname. Please explain using only words or phrases which would not offend the innocent.
The pointy bit protruded through the canvas on my beige chino three quarter length leg attire and narrowly missed my "vital organs" before finally settling the razor sharp tip through the fleshy bit of my left ear lobe which can only be hidden by using a 14 carat gold stud and because of that i felt the need to have to then grow a pony tail, ride a harley davidson and listen to heavy metal...
That was until Mr Dak turned my head with his flattering lyrics and now i own every song One Direction ever made and am quite partial to a bit of Mariah Carey.
Much love
Scouse - Honesty is a trait best served raw!
A good try.
I would have believed your explanation were it not for the claim that you were wearing 3/4 length beige chinos. No self respecting Scouser would expose their white, hairy lower legs to public ridicule in such a manner.
Obviously you have never heard of false tan and btw, sunbed shops are now open again now!!!
Much love
Scouse - I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my mammmmmyyyyy!
Spray on tans and sunbeds! Scouse, you truly are a metrosexual and a man for the 21st century.
Illyric said :
Scouse said :
Illyric said :
Scouse said :
Congratulations in all your goals Mr Dak!!!!
Word of warning tho my friend...
Watch out for the pointy bit on those fish you are cooking!!!!
Much love
Scouse - I think i gained the nickname "One eyed trouser snake" cos of a cooking accident involving swordfish, so take care my cuddly musicial maestro of a friend...
No, not a "friend" at all!!!!!
A Mate <3
So, a cooking accident involving swordfish gained you an "unusual" nickname. Please explain using only words or phrases which would not offend the innocent.
The pointy bit protruded through the canvas on my beige chino three quarter length leg attire and narrowly missed my "vital organs" before finally settling the razor sharp tip through the fleshy bit of my left ear lobe which can only be hidden by using a 14 carat gold stud and because of that i felt the need to have to then grow a pony tail, ride a harley davidson and listen to heavy metal...
That was until Mr Dak turned my head with his flattering lyrics and now i own every song One Direction ever made and am quite partial to a bit of Mariah Carey.
Much love
Scouse - Honesty is a trait best served raw!
A good try.
I would have believed your explanation were it not for the claim that you were wearing 3/4 length beige chinos. No self respecting Scouser would expose their white, hairy lower legs to public ridicule in such a manner.
Obviously you have never heard of false tan and btw, sunbed shops are now open again now!!!
Much love
Scouse - I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, my mammmmmyyyyy!
Spray on tans and sunbeds! Scouse, you truly are a metrosexual and a man for the 21st century.
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