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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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As to placement of said revelations ~ take your pick. They don't read the forums anymore anyway. Hiding in plain sight would be easy, you could put it in "Suggestions" and Jagex wouldn't see it. Although some snivelling fanboi would be sure to complain and the FMods would be duty-bound to remove it.

I'd avoid 'Compliments', I think they go there occasionally to bask in the saccharine provided by sycophants. It cures acne, or something.

Jagexies are unfathomable. They don't like spit so surely not going to like being the subject of an explosive expose revealing kinship to a mutated, carnivorous alien mushroom ancestor.

Whatever your decision, I think you should include a short foreward as to the host of the alien pathogenic bacteria. I feel it's important to scientific understanding that readers are aware these original bacteria flourished in the moist armpit fur of a particularly hideous cannibalistic simian-type creature inhabiting one of the smaller rocks in Alpha Centauri.
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12-Mar-2017 11:40:33 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2017 11:41:44 by FiFi LaFeles

MDove

MDove

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Corugi, Fifi!
Think of all the Fly Trap seeds planted in Allotments, all over Gielinor!
I've planted hundreds in Catherby!!

Miscellania!! Totally forgot that, thx Chief!

12-Mar-2017 17:56:56 - Last edited on 12-Mar-2017 18:42:51 by MDove

Corugi

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MDove said :
Corugi, Fifi!
Think of all the Fly Trap seeds planted in Allotments, all over Gielinor!
I've planted hundreds in Catherby!!

Miscellania!! Totally forgot that, thx Chief!

MY GUTHIX! THOSE JAGEXY FIENDS! ITS A EUGENICS PROGRAMME! QUick! Uproot all dem flytraps!

Brilliant suggestion there, Twill...ah, I mean Mary. Right then, the plot changes. This then is an investigative mystery thriller. How clan Grief foiled an evil Jagexy plot! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

13-Mar-2017 01:55:01 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2017 02:03:45 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Those Jagexy Monsters think they are so smart, but their green mushy cerebellums stand no chance against the combined IQ of Grief! Little do they know we can even out-think ...errr, something that's very clever.

True, they have the disadvantage of their brassicabrains being infested with Flea Beetles but I care this much:

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13-Mar-2017 04:26:24

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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On a completely unrelated note, Fishvention has got me to almost level 60 in the totally pointless skill of 'Invention'.

I'm now supplementing this with Woodcuttingvention and Miningvention; both skills which I need to train anyway as they are currently low. So yeah, what a doddle.
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13-Mar-2017 04:33:00

Corugi

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Well done Fifi! Your antipathy towards Invention is matched only by my attitude towards work.

I hope you have the right perks on those augmented tools.

You have perks on those tools. Haven't you? Right? Tell me. Tell me you have perks on those tools.

Okay. I have all day. I will wait here until you tell me you have the right perks on those tools.

*folds arms, waits* I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

13-Mar-2017 08:00:30

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Mais oui, Rugi.

Honed & Furnace on the Rodomatic.
Efficient & Enlightened on the hatchet.
Wise on the pick, trying to decide on the second one.

And just read this on the Patch Notes:

"Audio has been added to pouring tea to and from the tea flask, and when drinking from the tea flask."


OBVIOUSLY thousands of people were literally begging to have this done. Thousands.
(Not to mention probably a JMod who is known to spend his life drinking tea).

But far too tricky to fix a feather ~ even though it was previously publicly promised.
Clearly, I don't rub shoulders with the 'right' people :@
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13-Mar-2017 11:17:06

MDove

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Fifi said: I feel it's important to scientific understanding that readers are aware these original bacteria flourished in the moist armpit fur of a particularly hideous cannibalistic simian-type creature inhabiting one of the smaller rocks in Alpha Centauri.

Lol! Yeah! Will either of these do?



Problem is, the Internet cannot be as specific as, of course, Fifi LaFrou on this one...
Could not find any alien simian armpits...lol!

13-Mar-2017 18:21:03 - Last edited on 13-Mar-2017 19:00:42 by MDove

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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A superlative bit of research there, Mary mah golden gal.

The first example is a bit too pretty, but the second!! Now smear that in some hair styling products and it would look remarkably like the ancestor of ... uh, whassisname? That bloke. It's on the tip of my tongue ..... ehhhh. Well anyway, yeah. Him.

Irrefutable evidence that the Jagexy Monster leapt, within very few generations, from armpit bacteria, to hideous slimey tortoise-thing, to ..... to ......

MY GOD!! WHAT IS THE MISSING LINK ???



(No, not you Lnk. You're just our Mascot.
Zip up your mask and get back in the cellar).
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13-Mar-2017 19:57:01

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