We managed to kill the 'Roo, but the cost was too high. Okay, that's a lie. We stood back as this woman came out of nowhere and knocked it out. She then disappeared.
Casualties are in the millions, and morale is dropping faster than a coin flung from the Eifeltower. Right now, some are tending the wounded who cry out for their families, but they don't know that those families are gone as well...We're approaching the dead 'Roo and make sure it's dead..
Shh! Quiet...Do you see that? The skies are becoming...Dark. My gut is telling me to get everyone the hell out, but we must make sure it's dead...Lightning is striking rapidly around us.
RUN AND DO NOT LOOK BA-AARGH!
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Corugi
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I think its about time we moved on. Any suggestions?
Here are some ideas.
1) We become chickens. Like this one. This will allow us to pass ourselves off as Jagexy monsters. Thus we will be able to spy upon them more effectively and learn their terrible plans.
2) We move to the story telling forum and wage our WAR over Fifi's feather. Like this picture of a Jagexy lair once we have finished redecorating it.
Yes.
I will work on suggestion (2) this very evening.
What exactly do we do? Ummm, errr.... okay, I am going to refer to you our Attorney General for that. She knows all the details of our sweaty and nefarious misconduct.
With respect to rule breaking. Break rules? Us?
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Rule breaking?
RULE BREAKING??? < in my very loudest Brian Blessed voice
Grief
never, ever break the rules. It is written in tablets of stone that any
Griefer
caught breaking Da Roolz will be burned at the stake after having their eyes pecked out by a chaffinch.
All Acts of Irritation are deeply annoying but most definitely within Da Roolz. For instance, mining a certain rune rock during a certain hour when certain others are hoping for an easy life is not breaking the rules.
It does, indeed, cause wailing, cursing and gnashing of teeth but it is the Will of Guthix. There must be balance in all things. In this instance the laziness and greed of the rune miners is offset by the intervention of a
Griefer
removing such temptation from the slothful. Thus balance is restored.
All our acts are made with the kindest of intentions - to remind the population that there is no gain without pain. We are the most community-spirited people in the game.
We'd invite you for an educational seminar our our Citadel, but we're too lazy to build one.
And anyway, Lego's a bit of a cannibal and would probably try to eat you.
Unwelcome to our clan..We do not break any rules!!! It is against our nature! Our religion to break rules!! We do everything within the rules but yet we still cause chaos! And our ranks continue to build!!! We are Griefers!!! We are Legion!! We do not forget! We do not forgive!!! Everything we do is for Guthix and for myself the Frog Princess!!!
I have came back with news of the Jagexy monsters my friends!!!
They have brought upon a new monstrosity!!! They beat us to the punch Corugi!!! They have created headless chickens and roosters!!! Who are grunts in there army that attack with no remorse or tiredness!!!
Time4Rants RIP Never Forget! 2010-2013, In Memory of Old Timer: ""I'm a doctor, not a spiritual medium!" RIP ;(