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Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
To celebrate your acceptance to the Clan, we will be boiling you in oil on the 14th at 4pm GMT.
Please don't be late or we'll unleash the corgis to look for you.

How come he gets to be cooked in boiling oil?

IT WAS MY TURN! I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

08-Apr-2018 08:39:59

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Alex? As in Alexander the Great? Is this your obsession with Carthage coming out again?

I thought the therapy was working .... sigh ......

What? No. You ignorant young yob. Alexander the Great was a Greek who went on a rampage against the Persians around 330 BC. The Punic Wars were fought between Carthage and Rome between 264 BC to 146 BC.

COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Right. Your ignorance has made me very angry. Very angry indeed. I was going to give you a sausage insulator. To protect you against images of sausages. But now I have changed my mind.

SO THERE!

Anyway, no, we call him Alex, because its a family thing. Being in clan Grief is sort of like being in a family. A very sick and disturbed family, but a family none the less.

...

Well....okay, more like being part of some sort of infestation. Yes. Contagious and not necessarily healthy. In fact, most likely to be a variant of plague....

BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!

His name is Alex. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

11-Apr-2018 03:24:31

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Oh yeaaaaa ...tch! They were all so busy trying to take over the world back then it sort of merges into one long bar brawl.

Yes, I would agree with that. All those wars, all that death and suffering and desolation. And it continues for two thousand years to the present day. FOR WHAT?? NOTHING! Just mindless destruction.

We must ensure it continues like this. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

12-Apr-2018 03:42:54 - Last edited on 12-Apr-2018 03:57:52 by Corugi

Corugi

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FiFi LaFeles said :

P.S. He looks more like a Brian to me.

How on earth did you reach that conclusion?

He is obviously an Alex. Look.

Scooze said :
Ignore this post. It's pointless. Your' pointless. Correcting that grammar is pointless.


Now that is an Alex post. Now if he was a Brian he would have said something more like this:

Scooze said :
AHma name is bRian! HAhhaw! Cos AhMa bIg Fat stooPid BriAn! Hawhoha! Me eat cOw poo! Ahah! Hhaha!

See? He is an Alex. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

12-Apr-2018 03:43:45 - Last edited on 12-Apr-2018 03:55:47 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

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Reported for doctoring someone else's post
!!!6!!!


You're just making things up. No one called Brian would say something that dumb. All Brians are inherently super-beings, obviously. How could anyone forget Brian Blessed, hmmm?

And what about Life of Brian eh? They made a blockbuster film about him. You don't see a film called 'Life of Alex' now do you? No. Certainly not.

Brian May. Genius.
Brian Eno.
Brian Jones.
Brian Lara.
....

I could go on and on (and usually do).

As for Alex-es well I suppose there's Alex Asensi (a pingpong player hahahahaha).

Poor Death, to be so cruelly griefed as to having the moniker "Alex" foisted upon him. Maybe we should affectionately refer to him as Ping. Or maybe Pong?

Alex. Pffft.

I THINK NOT !!!!!!!
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12-Apr-2018 12:04:06

Corugi

Corugi

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People like Brian Blessed and movies Like "The Life of Brian" are considered to be Honorary Alex's.

They happen to be the rare exceptions to the rule. Its like Quantum mechanics you see. You know, just like how most of the time Quantum particles, or waves, whatever the hell they are, are quite law abiding. But every now and again, very rarely, one of them goes crazy and does something like rob a bank. Scientists don't understand it, but it happens.

The name "Brian" is completely unacceptable. On account of the fact it can easily be seen as "Brain". Especially if you are dyslexic. Now brains are horrible sticky jelly-like things, and the idea of finding a brain at the bottom of your deep trench coat pocket on a cold winter's day, along with that banana you left there from the previous summer, is a gut wrenching thought.

For that reason alone I have decided to ban the name "Brian" from our clan. Fortunately since there are only three of us, possibly only two since I suspect you are one of my rebellious alts, that should be a simple enough task. I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.

14-Apr-2018 00:37:06 - Last edited on 14-Apr-2018 00:37:28 by Corugi

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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You keep oddments of brain squelching around in your trenchcoat pocket?

O_o

I always knew there was something decidedly iffy about you.

Anyway, where has 0815 slunk off to? I am missing her Imgurs. You haven't sold her into slavery, have you.

HAVE YOU?

Oh no. Not again.
Le Chat Guerrier

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14-Apr-2018 02:29:27

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