Not only have I lost the bet but I have also broken my fingernail.
Aye. And no ordinary piffling little snapping off of the keratin. Oh no, nothing so trifling. It's one of those that go waaaay down into the sensitive pink squishy bit underneath the nail, thereby guaranteeing a week of stinging and soreness and walking around with a virtual neon arrow, back-lit by flashing fluorescent lightbulbs, pointing at the offending digit so everyones attention is drawn to the sheer ugly horror of it.
And to add insult to injury, Jagex have still not sent me an invite to become an FMod.
Now that's just taking the piss, after all the hard work I've put in.
If you dont understand what that means, then you know how to contact me for clarification.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.
Dildough
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lol hi .... how's it going !!!!! I think I've come to the right place?
Unfortunately for you, you have fallen into our trap, Miss Kay.
By posting here you have now become a member of clan Grief. It's in our clan charter.
There is no leaving clan Grief. Ever. You are trapped here for eternity.
FOR ETERNITY !!!6!!!
Mwhahahahahahaha!
You see, we are not serious Griefers. We are far too lazy. We are also far too incompetent and disorganized to actually do any coordinated griefing, even if we wanted to.
Yes, there was once a time when some of us deliberately griefed. But it was too much work and the pay wasn't very good. No overtime rates and no holiday allowances. Bugger that.
But we do keep up the appearance of being Griefers, if only to keep out the mundane and boring people. It acts as a filter of sorts. We really don't want the sort of people who flamed and reported your recent thread bothering us with their crawling obsequiousness and low intelligence.
Anyway, good luck with your endeavors and may Guthix be with you at all times.
I failed to keep my New Year's resolution before I even made it.